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taco between some boobs. with hotsauce.. hey guys! what dc: you Me and classmates are wane for lunch? l wane a going to lunch ( burger; EDEE? harp WITH HOT SAUC

with hotsauce.

hey guys! what dc: you
Me and classmates are wane for lunch? l wane a
going to lunch ( burger;
EDEE? harp
WITH HOT SAUCE
later that day
derp told me everything!
dent play dumb! Why' d you
that?.. blah blah
going to have to call var'
parents AND the school
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embarrassed mom
princapal the "a teen between some
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#14 - Idrc **User deleted account**
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User avatar #89 to #14 - CatsGoBark
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I almost got suspended because I was acting like a zombie in the 7th grade.
#5 - brokentoaster
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will this work?
#37 - rigariga
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In 8th grade, having a fight with some kid.He walks up to me to slap me.He slaps me.
I take my apple from the tray and smash it over his face.
he tries to punch me but can't see me since I smashed the apple over his eyes.(Or he just can't aim idk)
Punch him in the check he smacks his head off a table.
Fight is broken up.
I get suspended for 2 days.
My mum already knew I was fighting the kid today so she didn't mind.
My dad was only mad I lost my lunch money.
Schol gets out over 20 msgs and wallpost asking about the fight.
Next day I wake up to a Police squad of 4.
Me thinking it's dream shake it off.
I am read my rights and handcuffed.
In a total panic (I didn't do anything wrong)
At the station i am explained my charges.
The kid I fought yesterday is pressing charges on me saying that I went to his house at night and shot a gun at him but missed and retreated.
There's no proof.
I start explaining check my Facebook I was home watching a movie at the time he says.
They check my Facebook and find me innocent.
The kid I fought went back to School the next day.
I had to go back to school 3 days later.
Both parents proud of me.
Buy me God of War 3.
It was a good couple of days.

And if you think that story is hectic you shold hear my 21 days suspension O.o
#39 to #37 - jacencaedus
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tell us the 21 day suspension
#50 to #39 - rigariga
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Smoked weed behind the school, get ratted out my friend. He gets about 44 people suspended that day since he told them to bring in the dogs. I get busted and suspended for 10 days at first. I'm telling my friends about it on Facebook and how I got snitched on by my friend but how I WASN'T going to hit him. Cops call my mom say I have to go the Police station because I threatened somebody. My Girlfriends face was O.o my face was -.- I was just like woah wtf I didn't do this... I go to the police station, They tell me about it saying how I'm threatening another student on Facebook, I was like who?! Officer tells me the name of the kid who ratted us out, say i get another 10 days of suspension for bullying. I go home wicked angry my mom was angry at the police for telling me I'm not allowed to talk about the incident on Facebook anymore.
Meanwhile the kid who ratted us out tells all of the kids who got suspended it was me. I return to school, get jumped by 20 of the kids who got suspended, busted arm and nose and 2 black eyes. Have to go to the hospital, the cops call my mom saying I started a fight I need to come down to the station, I go to the station before the hospital, he see's me and says your a piece of work, I blow up yelling if you guys had just minded your own business instead of trying to protect a snitch I wouldn't be in this situation. Get another 1 days of suspension for yelling at a cop, go to the doctors, go back to school 2 days later. And that's my story.

Now my friend got suspended for like 80 days once and when he got back got suspended for another 80. BUt that's a story for another day.
User avatar #56 to #50 - jacencaedus
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holy ****, and I thought the regular justice system was ****** up
User avatar #79 to #56 - KakashiHatake
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Seriously, How do 20 people that jump 1 kid get away with saying "HE STARTED IT, PUNISH HIM"

Not saying it's a fake story, I'm agreeing that it's a ****** up system
#101 to #79 - rigariga
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I didn't rat any of them up.
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#62 to #53 - rigariga
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My friend Jack used to have serious depression, he wouldn't shower, he wouldn't eat, he would just sit home all day and play Soldier Front. Now after this stage of Depression he had a friend named James, James and this other kid named Alex got into a fist fight, after it was over Alex wanted to fight Jack, Jack always carried a knife as he was a Boy Scout, it was just second nature to him, Alex knew this and told the Vice Principal, who searched Jack and found the knife, they gave it back but suspended him for 10 days, and just like that he fell back into his depression stage as the school kept making his suspension longer, when he got back he threathened a little Jewish boy with a bat, because the Jewish boy was being an asshole to his own Girlfriend , and Jack didn't like people who were rude to girls as Jack never had a Girl so he thought it was necessary to intervene, The Jewish child rats Jack out and Jack gets suspended for another 80 days, but Jack didn't get expelled because of his depression issues, fast forward a year my friend Jack has come out of his depression and is a very smart person now, and he apologised to the little Jewish boy and they are now friendly with eachother, and Jack has almost outgrown his depression and that my friends is the story of the 160 day suspension.
User avatar #66 to #62 - jamesisawesome
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Wait a minute...is your real name Duncan?
#67 to #66 - rigariga
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Yeah.... Duncan Tylers....
User avatar #68 to #67 - jamesisawesome
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What the actual ****?
I know a Duncan who had a very similair situation to that
#70 to #68 - rigariga
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Heh weird prob not me since my name is Ducan Tylers, do you know who Dunca tylers is?
User avatar #72 to #70 - jamesisawesome
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Nope, his last name started with an 'L' (I don't feel comfortable saying the whole thing)
#74 to #72 - rigariga
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I feel ya.
#63 to #53 - rigariga
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Comment 62.
#55 to #53 - rigariga
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Oh okay fine gimme time to write this one out.
User avatar #73 to #55 - doctorninja
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I love reading these
#76 to #73 - rigariga
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Yeah, sadly for you I don't have anymore except for the very brief and boring story of my first fight with the kid who caled the cops on me.
User avatar #77 to #76 - doctorninja
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Write it anyway. LOL please
#80 to #77 - rigariga
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Talking ot my friends on Xbox( I didn't have a gaming PC like I do now) He joins starts making fun of me and **** saying how if i don't give him my Xbox he's gunna beat me up(I was scared of him back then) Nexy day at school start saying so you gunna do anything he says nahnot today but soon, He turns around to walk into school I tackle him from behind and he hits his head off the curb, I get suspended for a day, everyone is talking about me when I get back, I start to get friends after having none for the whole summer. The end!
#82 to #80 - doctorninja
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#85 to #82 - rigariga
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Well I really don't get into trouble much but when I do it's over the top trouble. although there is the story of how a girl cheated on a guy with me and my friend betrayed me by telling the guy... But I don't want to bore you with my crazy old stories.
User avatar #86 to #85 - doctorninja
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You are torturing me by making me want to hear your or your great travels. Tell me more
#93 to #86 - rigariga
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Girl was in a relationship with one of my friends. The girl is being made fun of, now me being known for not having a problem slapping girls who deserve it told them if they don't shut the **** up there's going to be an issue. The boyfriend guess what... he didn't do anything to help his girlfriend I had to do it all, but that was just out of respect for the girl I didn't say anything, the girl wanted to repay me with a Blow job, I took it as I was a lonely guy at the time, later on me and her become better friends, as her relationship with he boyfriend got worse and worse and worse. We have sex and she gets her period so we're safe from that. I tell my bestfriend who was braggin about having a friends with benefits, and I got sick of it. But my friend calls me up one day asking if I really did have sex with the girl, I answered yeah I did why? Then the boyfirned picks up the phone and starts bitching at me and he hangs up. The girl calls up and says screaming and crying saying how could you tell your friend! I fell bad but nothing I can do really, I run a hot bath and decide this isn't fair at all, I acall the boyfriend and say we didn't really have sex I was trying to start a rumor, the guy starts to bitch at me saying how could I? I apologize and retire to a nice bubble bath with a Cigarette and some smooth jazz playing. And that's the story of the cheating girl and the betrayal of friends.
#87 to #86 - rigariga
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Ok ok gimme a moment to get a drink.
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#112 to #96 - IrishReaper
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I call of it ********, unless you live in a ****** up city called Detroit. Otherwise, you're just another kid trying to make up things to look "tough".
User avatar #122 to #112 - Caketown
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Fake or not, the stories are interesting as hell
#95 to #86 - rigariga
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Comment 93.
User avatar #88 to #50 - oowanrikoo
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Why would you smoke weed XD
Do you still do it?
#100 to #88 - rigariga
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Smoking Weed was pretty much who I was last year.

And no I do not still smoke weed.
User avatar #102 to #100 - oowanrikoo
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Oh.But why did you do it? Peer pressure?Or you just wanted to do it?
Its not like i have a problem with you,but im just curious :P
#107 to #102 - rigariga
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Curiosity.
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#51 to #41 - rigariga
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Comment 50.
User avatar #65 to #37 - Caketown
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You should write a book 0_0
#99 to #65 - rigariga
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I'm more of a Fantasy writer whenever I'm running a first write of any book I do. (I'm an Author)
#20 - banditowolf
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I got suspended when I was 6 when I tried flushing a boys school bag down the toilet when he broke my Beyblades
I got suspended when I was 6 when I tried flushing a boys school bag down the toilet when he broke my Beyblades
#106 to #20 - IrishReaper
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AND YOU LET HIM LIVE?
User avatar #116 to #106 - banditowolf
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yes, but his dad tried to throttle him when the teacher opened the soaking wet bag and found porn magazines ^>^
User avatar #22 to #20 - orangeflamingo
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that boy deserved it
#58 - righteousmuffin
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Once in the 6th grade, my math teacher lost an important test of mine and emailed my mom. My mom called me into her room and yelled at me for not learning my lesson about turning things into the teacher. I said, "I swear to god, I turned it in! She's just stupid!" Then my mom proceeded to get a leather belt, hit me 10 times on my back, and butt, then ground me for 2 weeks: "One for lying to god, and 1 for not learning your lesson!" Not 5 minutes later of feeling the blisters on my back, my math teacher emailed her back saying that she found the test. She didn't apologize to me, nor did she lift my grounding, because I "still disrespected both her and the teacher". What made it worse is that I made an A. FML.
#103 to #58 - looneydude
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User avatar #109 to #58 - IrishReaper
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Same **** happened to me, but instead of she not apologizing to me, I didn't speak to my mom for 3 weeks straight, and to apologize she told me that we were going to my doctor for a check up, but she took me to the mall and got me a bunch of clothes and toys, and apologized :D
#111 to #109 - righteousmuffin
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Instead of apologizing...
>she borrowed my laptop and broke it.
>she still owes me $100.
>she won't let me stay home when I'm sick.
>she won't let me on the computer during the school year.
>she acts like a bitch and grounds me.
>she won't buy me stuff I need for Christmas.
>she makes me share a room with my sister, who is a slob, and I'm a neat freak.
>she buys a new phone for herself and leaves me with a piece of **** I've had for years.

Thanks for making me feel better.
#113 to #111 - IrishReaper
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Yea, I forgot to mention, this happened during the good years of my life when I lived with my mom.
Today...
>My dad won't let me stay home unless it's an off school day, or I'm dying.
>My dad is an angry little man who needs to serious chill out

Yea... that's it, at least that I can describe in simple words, but if I detail it, it can get worse... MUCH worse...
User avatar #114 to #113 - righteousmuffin
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>My dad beat me and tried to choke me and someone called child services because there were purple bruises on my neck. I had to lie saying he just turned my head and I overheard the lady say I was a spoiled rotten brat and that I probably deserved it.
>He has random outbursts about pointless **** and doesn't care.
>Once he picked me up by my hair, threw me at my metal bunk bed, beat me with his belt, took out a wooden ping pong paddle, beat me with it until it broke, asked how I liked ruining our family, I said, "It's not me that's ruining it! Just go away!", so then he grabbed my neck, held me up in the air while he spit in my face, threw my head down on the corner of the desk, and my mom had to rush in and pull him away from hitting me.

I'm trying to become an actress and actually got a call to go to North Carolina, I cry on command by thinking of when he hits me. Everything is much better now, but still not as good as most people have it.
#115 to #114 - IrishReaper
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I have no guts for people like your father... I would've chopped his balls off on his sleep long time ago... seriously... anyway, just hope for the best for ya =3
I have no guts for people like your father... I would've chopped his balls off on his sleep long time ago... seriously... anyway, just hope for the best for ya =3
User avatar #119 to #115 - righteousmuffin
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Well he's really a nice guy most of the time... :)
User avatar #120 to #119 - IrishReaper
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I wouldn't call a guy who abuses his daughter constantly a "nice guy"
User avatar #121 to #120 - righteousmuffin
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He doesn't abuse me constantly, he hasn't done it in a loooong time...
User avatar #61 to #58 - jamesisawesome
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Time to grab a nearby blunt instrument
#71 to #58 - SGTBLACKPOWA
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**** HER
User avatar #78 to #71 - jamesisawesome
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Wincest!
#84 to #78 - SGTBLACKPOWA
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All day
#75 to #58 - strictlycommenting
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I feel your pain.
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User avatar #7 - nywrestler
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Who the **** would be faced with expulsion for saying the word boobs. This comic is stupid. OP is stupid and a liar.
#17 to #7 - anon id: f5c4e690
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I don't see why you're getting so many thumbs down. I found this comic to be mildly entertaining, but the true story **** just ruins everything. I agree with you.  
  
inb4 red thumbs  
inb4 GTFO anon  
inb4 butthurt
I don't see why you're getting so many thumbs down. I found this comic to be mildly entertaining, but the true story **** just ruins everything. I agree with you.

inb4 red thumbs
inb4 GTFO anon
inb4 butthurt
#27 to #7 - jakerthebaker
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#8 to #7 - thenexttorres
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no bro this actually happened you ass
User avatar #15 to #7 - prettyasaswastika
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Dude, this is not complete crap. I know from experience just how ******* stupid the education system and the people who run it can be. I got detention for 'spitting in someone's face' when in reality I was imitating a fart sound and some retard was standing uncomfortably close and got a drop of spit on his face.
#9 to #7 - lucidplatypus [OP]
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I would be faced with expulsion for saying the word boobs in 1st grade... Welcome to the Public Educational system. I saw someone get suspended for a wire brush (a new form of weapon apparently) , **** like this happens all the time.
User avatar #10 - doctorjosh
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what level of school is this?
User avatar #11 to #10 - lucidplatypus [OP]
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elementary :/
User avatar #12 to #11 - doctorjosh
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Right .. no wonder that bitch was so angry.
#34 - thewizard
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I sent a note to my friend asking if he's dick was circumcised and the teacher caught me and made me read the note to the whole class.
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#38 to #36 - thewizard
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well why the **** not. It was an inside joke that the teacher took seriously my friend even explained to the teacher ( long story).
well why the **** not. It was an inside joke that the teacher took seriously my friend even explained to the teacher ( long story).
#25 - bfflaalz
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When i was in third grade a bunch of people were putting leaves in the toilets and that really pissed off the teachers, so they made an announcement saying if kids didnt stop putting leaves in the toilets they would use the fingerprints of the leaves to find out who did it
User avatar #23 - thegirlgamer
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My 7th grade english teacher lost a paper that was 1/2 of my grade, blamed me for it, then made me look for it. I found it within ten seconds. And she has a doctorate degree.