taco between some boobs. with hotsauce.. hey guys! what dc: you Me and classmates are wane for lunch? l wane a going to lunch ( burger; EDEE? harp WITH HOT SAUC
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taco between some boobs

with hotsauce.

hey guys! what dc: you
Me and classmates are wane for lunch? l wane a
going to lunch ( burger;
EDEE? harp
WITH HOT SAUCE
later that day
derp told me everything!
dent play dumb! Why' d you
that?.. blah blah
going to have to call var'
parents AND the school
PIKERS CE beardly
embarrassed mom
princapal the "a teen between some
heehe with ?"
so sorry for wasting
your time with this. you
can leave.
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Submitted: 09/01/2011
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#14 - Idrc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#5 - brokentoaster (09/01/2011) [-]
will this work?
#37 - rigariga (09/01/2011) [+] (36 replies)
In 8th grade, having a fight with some kid.He walks up to me to slap me.He slaps me.
I take my apple from the tray and smash it over his face.
he tries to punch me but can't see me since I smashed the apple over his eyes.(Or he just can't aim idk)
Punch him in the check he smacks his head off a table.
Fight is broken up.
I get suspended for 2 days.
My mum already knew I was fighting the kid today so she didn't mind.
My dad was only mad I lost my lunch money.
Schol gets out over 20 msgs and wallpost asking about the fight.
Next day I wake up to a Police squad of 4.
Me thinking it's dream shake it off.
I am read my rights and handcuffed.
In a total panic (I didn't do anything wrong)
At the station i am explained my charges.
The kid I fought yesterday is pressing charges on me saying that I went to his house at night and shot a gun at him but missed and retreated.
There's no proof.
I start explaining check my Facebook I was home watching a movie at the time he says.
They check my Facebook and find me innocent.
The kid I fought went back to School the next day.
I had to go back to school 3 days later.
Both parents proud of me.
Buy me God of War 3.
It was a good couple of days.

And if you think that story is hectic you shold hear my 21 days suspension O.o
#20 - banditowolf (09/01/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I got suspended when I was 6 when I tried flushing a boys school bag down the toilet when he broke my Beyblades
I got suspended when I was 6 when I tried flushing a boys school bag down the toilet when he broke my Beyblades
#58 - righteousmuffin (09/01/2011) [+] (15 replies)
Once in the 6th grade, my math teacher lost an important test of mine and emailed my mom. My mom called me into her room and yelled at me for not learning my lesson about turning things into the teacher. I said, "I swear to god, I turned it in! She's just stupid!" Then my mom proceeded to get a leather belt, hit me 10 times on my back, and butt, then ground me for 2 weeks: "One for lying to god, and 1 for not learning your lesson!" Not 5 minutes later of feeling the blisters on my back, my math teacher emailed her back saying that she found the test. She didn't apologize to me, nor did she lift my grounding, because I "still disrespected both her and the teacher". What made it worse is that I made an A. FML.
User avatar #7 - nywrestler ONLINE (09/01/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Who the fuck would be faced with expulsion for saying the word boobs. This comic is stupid. OP is stupid and a liar.
#9 to #7 - lucidplatypus (09/01/2011) [-]
I would be faced with expulsion for saying the word boobs in 1st grade... Welcome to the Public Educational system. I saw someone get suspended for a wire brush (a new form of weapon apparently) , shit like this happens all the time.
User avatar #10 - doctorjosh (09/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
what level of school is this?
User avatar #12 to #11 - doctorjosh (09/01/2011) [-]
Right .. no wonder that bitch was so angry.
#34 - thewizard (09/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I sent a note to my friend asking if he's dick was circumcised and the teacher caught me and made me read the note to the whole class.
#25 - bfflaalz (09/01/2011) [-]
When i was in third grade a bunch of people were putting leaves in the toilets and that really pissed off the teachers, so they made an announcement saying if kids didnt stop putting leaves in the toilets they would use the fingerprints of the leaves to find out who did it
User avatar #23 - thegirlgamer (09/01/2011) [-]
My 7th grade english teacher lost a paper that was 1/2 of my grade, blamed me for it, then made me look for it. I found it within ten seconds. And she has a doctorate degree.
#21 - wardylol (09/01/2011) [-]
my asshole teacher tried to get me suspended for being late in the morning too many times. the rules say the worse a pupil can receive is isolation (kept in a small room under constant watch for a day) but he tried to appeal to the higher ups because "i wasn't learning my lesson"

if that wasn't enough for you, a few years back he went around deleting all the teachers personal content and family photos they had saved on their computers because "they are unsuitable for a school environment"

as you can guess the teachers hate this guy just as much as we do, which is the reason my suspension never went through.
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User avatar #60 - jamesisawesome (09/01/2011) [-]
In 4th grade, some bitch came out of nowhere and shanked me with a protractor(the sharp metal bit) and I called her a 'Fucking cunt' her response was to punch me in the nuts, so I grabbed her and threw her about 3 feet(I'm much bigger than most people my age, and I was pissed) they suspended me, she got off with nothing
Her house burnded down a month later, karma's a bitch
#28 - fourzelawlz (09/01/2011) [-]
for some reason this picture made me laugh harder than the comic itself. still thumbed
#91 - anonymous (09/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Dear REPOSTer,

Have you ever watched Family Guy on FOX? Now when you see the same episode on CBS, do you say "Hey, a new Family Guy is on CBS!" Or do you relise it's a re-run?

Well, alot of people would believe it's a new episode, because they don't watch FOX. However, experienced watchers of TV will know it's a Family Guy re-run on CBS.

When i've seen your comic on reddit, 9gag, 4chan ebaumsworld, etc, etc... i know it's a repost.

Just because the perticular post is new to "Funnyjunk" doesn't mean it's not a repost from another site.

So wanna give creds to where you found this?
User avatar #97 to #91 - themdamnlovatoboys (09/02/2011) [-]
so, wanna get your anon ass out of my fj?
#110 - thenexttorres (09/02/2011) [-]
one time i jumped out of a second story window at school< they susened me for three days like wtf
#47 - mrwalmer (09/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Stupid Teacher *roll 2*
#44 - righteousmuffin (09/01/2011) [-]
Some kid at my school go suspended for making a Facebook account called &quot;Thee Leaf&quot; with a picture of marijuana as his profile picture. He never told anyone who he was, but some dumb bitch called the school AND the police, and threatened to expel whoever did it if they didn't come forward. Somehow, they found out who he was and suspended him for &quot;Advertising Illegal Drugs&quot;.
Some kid at my school go suspended for making a Facebook account called "Thee Leaf" with a picture of marijuana as his profile picture. He never told anyone who he was, but some dumb bitch called the school AND the police, and threatened to expel whoever did it if they didn't come forward. Somehow, they found out who he was and suspended him for "Advertising Illegal Drugs".
User avatar #24 - tinywerewolf ONLINE (09/01/2011) [+] (4 replies)
School forced me to sign an aggreement that I would never draw guns in school again. when i asked why, they said I "pose a risk to the well being of other students"
User avatar #42 to #33 - ScruffytheJanitor (09/01/2011) [-]
Shit dude, I used to draw guns and got in trouble day after day to the point if I drew another guy I'd be expelled. Next day I walked in with a trench coat and they all thought I was carrying a gun.

And that's the story of how the Police came during English class.
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