Sick Joke Compilation!

it was defiantly hit by a car. probably by accident one of my best friends died because he tried to swerve away from a dog that's why if i see a bird or something get in the way i don't swerve away i do feel sorry for the animal though.

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#301 to #227 - jpford (09/02/2011) [-]

it wasnt just in half in was a clean cut no blood at the scene and nothing hanging out.

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#179 to #6 - raheemshibaz (09/01/2011) [-]

i would make sure they died a slow, painful death by my own hands

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#228 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (09/01/2011) [-]

Man, the anons here are being jerks. But don't worry, not all anons are heartless. I will say that I am a dog person and don't really like cats. However, with that being said, I still think that nobody should do something like that to anybody's pet. It's just cruel and heartless. Some people just amaze me every day with how heartless and selfish they can be. I feel bad for you man. I really hope you're okay, cuz I will admit, that kind of thing is just hard on a person.
-Sincerely, an anon that actually cares.

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#25 to #15 - Crusader (09/01/2011) [-]

too late dude, look below you

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#142 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (09/01/2011) [-]

Seeing the amount of BS of funnyjunk and people here willing to believe anything. I would say you are a thumbwhore. MO

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#145 to #142 - jpford (09/01/2011) [-]

his name was pumpkin he was gonna turn 1 year old in one week on June 30 and i have more pics of him if you want

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#12 to #6 - Crusader (09/01/2011) [-]

Yea, sorry 'bout that, he was hissing at me

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#35 to #12 - spazzin (09/01/2011) [-]

That comment was so stupid.

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#32 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (09/01/2011) [-]

judging by what your friend is wearing, your both faggots LOL oh and this would be sadder if your cat wasnt an ugly little shit, im glad someone did that, i woulda put it in your bed tho for thu lulzz hahahaha

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#37 to #32 - mrpoltergeist **User deleted account** (09/01/2011) [-]

Go back to 4chan you little 11 year old piece of shit

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#34 to #32 - iantheoreo (09/01/2011) [-]

Haha he would've been insulted if you made a fucking account.

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#48 to #32 - natedrake **User deleted account** (09/01/2011) [-]

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#128 to #32 - jpford (09/01/2011) [-]

its called a baseball uniform dipshit

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#187 to #32 - joeybomboey (09/01/2011) [-]

This is why Anons are stereotyped as cunts. Because of you, because of you and you're unfulfilled, un-loved life.

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#298 to #187 - N. Korean citizen (09/02/2011) [-]

uMADbro? lol his cat deserved it 4 hangin wit dis thumbwhore lol u see i dont care cuz its straight up bs he is a thumb whoreeee

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#302 to #298 - jpford (09/02/2011) [-]

im sorry but why would i make this up? i dont care about thumbs. i dont have a high level i dont need one. i browse fj for the laughs not to get thumbs

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#21 - sosyourmom (09/01/2011) [-]

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#24 - inuzukaa (09/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)

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I dont care, worth it

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#59 to #24 - seeyouinhell (09/01/2011) [-]

see you in hell hmm?...

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#206 - BooScary (09/01/2011) [+] (3 replies)

Did you hear the joke about the baby with AIDS?

It never gets old.

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#218 to #206 - freemanareso (09/01/2011) [-]

You funny guy

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#244 to #206 - brobuscus (09/01/2011) [-]

Haha... no really, I'm sad now..

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#246 to #206 - yisumad (09/01/2011) [-]

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#160 - kobegriffeysanders (09/01/2011) [-]

What's worse than a bee sting?
Two bee stings.

What's worse than two bee stings?
The Holocaust.

What's worse than the Holocaust?
Three bee stings.

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#164 - swari (09/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)

What do you call 10 dead babies in an abortion clinic?

Spawn camping.

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#213 to #164 - fadetometallica (09/01/2011) [-]

Here you go

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#58 - lordmoldywart (09/01/2011) [+] (9 replies)

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#78 to #58 - malacyman (09/01/2011) [-]

there are other places to get jokes like that. even dirty movie.

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#81 to #78 - lordmoldywart (09/01/2011) [-]

Well nothing compares to Sickipedia

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#82 to #81 - malacyman (09/01/2011) [-]

4 chan.

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#87 to #82 - lordmoldywart (09/01/2011) [-]

Nothing. Compares to Sickipedia

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#126 to #87 - kabizus (09/01/2011) [-]

The best mother fucking sick joke I saw on Sickipedia today was "American's love Home Alone 2. Because it's the chance of a life time to still see the Twin Towers still standing in its place."

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#132 to #126 - lordmoldywart (09/01/2011) [-]

Wow you're dumber than I thought. You've probably been looking at all the shit jokes in the newest upload column this whole time

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#135 to #132 - kabizus (09/01/2011) [-]

Yes..yes I have. I have no idea how to use that damn site -_- just used it yesterday!

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#91 to #58 - kabizus (09/01/2011) [-]

I tried to find some on Sickipedia but there are NO sick jokes on there. Just maybe 10 of em aren't even sick. The only people that finds them sick are dumb asses! I try to find the sickest of sick jokes out there. These were better than Sickipedia. I'm still on sickipedia, trying to find crude jokes but until I see one that is REALLY nasty or crude then I won't say that sickipedia is sick.

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#99 to #91 - lordmoldywart (09/01/2011) [-]

The jokes won't have an effect on the mentally retarded

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#177 - knowmads (09/01/2011) [+] (3 replies)

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket?

With a blender.

How do you get them out?

With a tortia chip.

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#181 to #177 - Fopp (09/01/2011) [-]

And I will take that chip....AND EAT IT.

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#185 to #181 - azaman (09/01/2011) [-]

And i will take tha bucket...AND DRINK IT.

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#186 to #177 - trololololol (09/01/2011) [-]

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#245 - pokemonhoarder (09/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)

how did Hellen Keller lose her virginity?

someone left the plunger in the toilet

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#252 to #245 - kabizus (09/01/2011) [-]

LOL here's a thumb bro. Best comment of the day.

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#260 to #245 - Happytreefriend ONLINE (09/01/2011) [-]

How do you punish Hellen Keller?

Rearagne the furniture

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#77 - likelike (09/01/2011) [-]

Dark humour isn't my cup of liquidised baby.

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#16 - ithinkimfunny (09/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)

Or they could have waited until the girl started decomposing
Decomposing people ferment
Fermenting people produce booze
They'd have a nice few bottles of corpse booze
Who doesn't want corpse booze?

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#53 to #16 - Aspirin (09/01/2011) [-]

...People who don't want Creutzfeldt–Jakob's disease...

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#18 to #16 - thehighwayman ONLINE (09/01/2011) [-]

i'd give it a go

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#191 - fieryphoenix (09/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)

I'm sure we'll all be needing this...

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#193 to #191 - wings (09/01/2011) [-]

LOL

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#168 - passief (09/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)

i have some much more insane ones... but i might just be told to go to 4chan with em :/

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#170 to #168 - kuronamakenshi **User deleted account** (09/01/2011) [-]

Show them to the people of FJ.

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#183 to #170 - clutterbutter **User deleted account** (09/01/2011) [-]

do it

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#121 - BCfUnNyJuNkIe (09/01/2011) [-]

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#184 - BooScary (09/01/2011) [-]

What's blue and floats in the pool?

A dead baby.

What's green and floats in the pool?

The same baby a week later.

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#297 - politicsarefun (09/02/2011) [-]

roses are red
violets are blue
were having sex tonight
because i'm stronger than you

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#208 - randomvillain (09/01/2011) [-]

See ya there

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#194 - poseidonchild (09/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)

AM I the only one who noticed the background is from N64's Gameshark?

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#217 to #194 - kylethehare (09/01/2011) [-]

Omg....i just came nostalganess

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#23 - warsashian (09/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)

what do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

A boner,

how do you get it out?

tortilla chips....

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#69 to #23 - franktonfire (09/01/2011) [-]

Similar one: How do you fit 1000 babies is a phone booth? A blender.
How do you get them out? A straw.

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Sick Joke Compilation!

Enjoy, sick readers. Found this on the web. NOT from 4chan, sickipedia, or any other famous sites known for sick stuff. I just made the comp, not the jokes ;D 2nd comp link: www.funnyjunk.com/funnypictures/2560195/Sick+Jokes+Compilation+2/
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Sick Joke Compilation!

Enjoy, sick readers. Found this on the web. NOT from 4chan, sickipedia, or any other famous sites known for sick stuff. I just made the comp, not the jokes ;D 2nd comp link: www.funnyjunk.com/funnypictures/2560195/Sick+Jokes+Compilation+2/ . 3rd comp: www.funn...more »

Comments(270):

Enjoy, sick readers. Found this on the web. NOT from 4chan, sickipedia, or any other famous sites known for sick stuff. I just made the comp, not the jokes ;D 2nd comp link: www.funnyjunk.com/funnypictures/2560195/Sick+Jokes+Compilation+2/
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3rd comp: www.funn...more »