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Saving Your Own Ass

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Submitted: 07/10/2009
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User avatar #300 - bomberofchikenz (09/10/2009) [-]
SCREW YOU GUYS! I got a rocket seat to save my ass!
#298 - anonymous (08/10/2009) [-]
GO GO GADJET FLAME SEAT!!!
#296 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
KAMAKAZI!! 4 o'clock!!!
#289 - imadick (08/09/2009) [-]
The crowd can go fuck themselves you've got a badass rocket chair!
#299 to #289 - anonymous (08/12/2009) [-]
then id be staring inn awe of the rocket seat
#297 to #289 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
then we shoulda brought our own rocket seats....think about it
#295 to #289 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
right....
#294 to #289 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
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#293 to #289 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
How does him dying ssave the crowd? Better for a certified pilot to survive than a bunch of civilians...
User avatar #292 to #289 - richardw (08/09/2009) [-]
both of you are so fucked up what if u where in the crowd
#291 to #289 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
FUCK YEAH.
#285 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
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#288 to #285 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
fucktard
#283 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
good thing we have these guys protecting our country and our people or we never would have to worry bout a huge fireball crashing down on us.. but that crowed was asking for it pretty dam bad
User avatar #301 to #283 - youdouche (01/06/2010) [-]
this is a russian stunt team you can tell by the plain
#302 to #301 - lifeanddeath (01/27/2010) [-]
in sovit russia... ROCKET SEAT FLY U

captcha: scram :P wonder why
#282 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
its so true
#280 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
take that. the crowed was asking for it!!!!!!!!!
#281 to #280 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
PHOTOSHOP captcha loath
#278 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
its better than being a dumb ass and just sitting there going "well i guess I'm fucked now." then again you would be getting shit about that for the rest of your life from everybody you know ...and several people you dont know. he should have stayed in the plane...
#284 to #278 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
Oh that's good advice. "Stay in the plane and BURN TO DEATH, but at least you'll have everyone still semi-respecting you." Fuck that, if he'd stayed in the plane he'd be a charred skeleton and nobody would know what the fuck happened or who the fuck it was.
#277 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
PENIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #274 - iFkHard (08/08/2009) [-]
talk about selfishness geez if I was there I would hop on wit him captcha: dont leave me
#290 to #274 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
IFK HARD PENIS MAN THINKS YOU ARE CUTE :) he he
#287 to #274 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
Looks to me like if you were there you'd be cutting yourself.
#286 to #274 - anonymous (08/09/2009) [-]
anon you're a fucking moron...
#275 to #274 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
fuck you big boi
User avatar #273 - HomeSikk (08/08/2009) [-]
There we go Burritos for breakfest :D! But... R.I.P for all those pplz that died D:
#270 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
he obviously ejected at the last fraction of a second.... if he already had his parachute forming and he was 200 feet in the air then yes that would be very douchebaggish but he obviously tried as hard as he could to pull up and failed...
#279 to #270 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
I agree. And you think people would start moving if they saw a plane nosediving at them...
#269 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
explain the flying dirt and the running people if it's not real
User avatar #265 - Brain Duster (08/08/2009) [-]
the sky is falling!
#268 to #265 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
just lyk ur mums endless amount of rolls!
User avatar #264 - firestarr (08/08/2009) [-]
run away!
#263 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
so happy i took that fiber and grabbed a lighter to test the jet fuel for shits and giggles
User avatar #256 - emeraldeyesthatcry (08/07/2009) [-]
i usually laugh at ppl pain if it ain't to bad and this one was fucking funny and look on the bright side is ass is on fire and he's shootin away with no parachute so thats kinda a happy ever after not for him but for those who survived{:
#272 to #256 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
Idiot piece of 6 year old crap.... The cock pit of a plane is where the pilot sits. you dont HAVE a cock, so its not funny.
#261 to #256 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
HAHA you said cock and pit cock pit
#258 to #256 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
theres a parachute on the chair the only thing hes feeling is the force of being shot out of the cock pit which is enough to make you black out
#255 - anonymous (08/07/2009) [-]
Thats not funny YOU SUMA MA BEETCH!!! PEOPLE DIE THERE!?!?
#266 to #255 - anonymous (08/08/2009) [-]
We were laughing because we thought you were under the plane when it hit. Obviously we were wrong. Go take your meds now
#253 - anonymous (08/07/2009) [-]
ST-ST-ST-STOP STUDDERING
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