Dear Tech Support:
Years ago I upgraded from Girlfriend 7. to Wife 1. . I
soon noticed that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. In addition, Wife 1. installed itself into all
other programs and now monitors all other system
activity, such as Happy Hour 64, Golf 2. 3, Poker Night
10. 3, Football 5. , Hunting and Fishing 7. 5, and Racing
3. 6. Girlfriend 7. ran smoothly with all of these
applications. I can' t seem to keep Wife 1. in the
background while attempting to run my favourite
applications. I' m thinking about going back to Girlfriend
7. , but the uninstall doesn' t work on Wife 1. . Please
A Troubled User.
Dear Troubled User,
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7. to Wife 1. ,
thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment
program. Wife 1. is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
impossible to delete Wife 1. and to return to Girlfriend
7. . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
files from the system once Installed!
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7. because Wife 1. is
designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife LO manual
under Warnings - Alimony/ Child Support. I recommend
that you keep Wife 1. and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application
Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:
APOLOGISE because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGISE command before the system will return to
Wife 1. is a great program, but it tends to be very high
Wife 1. comes with several support programs, such as
Clean and Sweep 3. , Cook It 1. 5 and Do Bills 4. 2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program Nag Nag 9. 5. Once this happens, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1. is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2. 1 and
Diamonds 5. !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 36. 24. This application is not
supported by Wife 1. and will cause irreversible damage
to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Some users have been successful with Wife 1. 2 or
even Wife 1. 3, however, I do not recommend unless you
read the owner' s manual first.