How Do You Play an Electric Guitar

Girl today in class asked if jesus came before dinosaurs....im in 11th grade...it was an AP class.

Retard faggot in our class thought WWII Was a book

...Damn

WHAT?!

My brother thought WWII was just a war between Japan and the U.S....

A dude in my previous class asked me when the 9'o clock bus left the station.

retard at our vocational educational center asked a teacher what country we were in

I'll elaborate..He also apparently had no idea that there was a world war one, and screamed during a rather moral discussion about the soldiers at concentration camps "WHO CARES ANNE FRANK IS JUST A FILM"

introduce him to this guy
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Let's see mine
1. I was asked since I'm German if I know what types of gas were used to kill the jews. I was 9 years old.
2. I was asked by my teacher where Hitler's house was, I raged and got sent to the office. I was also 9 then.
3. I now live in Switzerland. I get asked by people " So do you like speak Sweedish?" Or " When you come to visit Canada, bring me some Sweedish berries"
I am so close to cut a bitch now.

Here are mine:
1. My old class thought that Daft Punk ripped off Kanye West's Stronger. I walked away.
2. A dumb bitch told me that My opinion was wrong. I facepalmed.
3. My dumb friend ran in the school corridors with one of those Naruto-esque runs. I fucking turned my back and went to sit and doublefacepalmed.

Oh, and this:
4. No-one in my old class knew who Lenin was.

PS: When either chasing somebody or wasted those Naruto-esque runs are BADASS AS FUCK
I did that ones [ while being both of the above ] spun on heel and bitchslapped my mate I was chasing

1: Chemistry: Girl in my class asked me, if symbol H is Chlorine,
2: (on my Polish lessons) Who is this Hamlet and what did he wrote?
3: Geography: XXX show me Spain. Girl said: "I was there 4 times!" and started to search it in Australia...
4: Life: I'm training bDr. Manhattanton for 3 years and about 80% of people i met thought bDr. Manhattanton is not a sport, just a silly game like Frisbee.

Lol. Never realized there is ad.min in bad.minton !

silly Dr. Manhattan and his jokes

There is no ad.min in bad­minton. But there is an ad­min.

I don't know who that guy is, nor have I ever seen anyone with his t-shirt.

I got a couple:

1. One of my former friends once asked me if we lived on the east coast or west coast of the US.. He lived in California for all of his life and barely went out of state.

2. In my computer class last year, the teacher asked the class if they go on the computer often, or know a good amount about computers.
A girl said "I use the computer a lot! I go on Facebook all the time!"

And they all wear shirts about him.

some nigger in my 11th grade english class didn't know if there were cameras in the 1500s, and in my 12th grade english class some bitch thought that All Quiet on the Western Front was in the 70s, but she knew it was during WWI

**blastblood rolls 20**

wow so you copied what i did, literally today I made the other two images.

thats a first

**turtleback rolls 822**

**turtleback rolls 6,835** crap did 3 last time...

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huh... more than 9000...

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IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**cybertoyger rolls 0,261**

Someone please explain how 0 thousand exists! ;_;

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ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!

**pwnedyu rolls 2**x0=0

Looks like something you can use for spanking as well.

XD ya guess, this guy also maid a bass that might work better

Loving this!

Maybe this sitar would work well too

D-Demyx?

I have no idea why, but this makes me lol.
ALOT.

Am i drunk again?

You probably are, sadly that all the i took picture of though

Well, you made my night, good sir!

AWESOME. NOW LET US TRAVEL TO THE BACONMOBILE

OH YES!

*those are all the ones i took pictures of derp

what a shitty guitar you should get a better one like this.jpg

what are you talking about some famous dude has this guitar.text

he's not as famous as the dude who had this guitar, he was a legend.png

at the risk of sounding like a annon/faggot/noob/etc i love this meme but i have no idea who he is. so who is he?

He's on a show called Ancient Aliens where they ask questions about things and research them to see if there is the possibility of whether or not it could have been a part of alien activity.

I don't know his name. But apparently he was on the History Channel as an aliens expert.

No, I was just trying to make an equally retarded comeback as was the question stated in the comic. I play bass, actually.

YAY i love you! bass players FTW

pic related. my girlfriend made it for me