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My Mom is Magic.. Dont skip. And please dont skip now because i told you not to. So please dont skip after i told you not to skip because i said not to skip. Th

Dont skip.
And please dont skip now because i told you not to.
So please dont skip after i told you not to skip because i said not to skip.
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My peer child,
do you wane me
to sure yeu with
me, sick as fuck an egg?
with a fayer*
He thanks mom,
wait. what?
Held on i' ll be right
back!
returns
a single
And proceeds to
she asks me to slide my -
savers eff*
all ever my hedy*
sha ehen I *and cracks it Inside a
steps..
the yolk is filled
with little black marks*
and my headache is
gene*
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#180 - aliensexfiend
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(08/29/2011) [-]
>Feel sick  
>Mom asks if I'm okay  
>before I can respond, she brings an egg  
>asks me to remove the covers  
>rubs egg all over my body  
>feels good man  
>rubs it all over my sensitive nipples  
>getting a boner  
>she knows  
>pulls down my boxers  
>begins sucking my dick  
>oh god  
>Dad comes in the room  
>he looks excited  
>I cum in her mouth  
>something smells amazing  
>look down  
>my cum is scrambled eggs  
>my dick is bacon  
>my skin is made of pancakes  
>I'm breakfast
>Feel sick
>Mom asks if I'm okay
>before I can respond, she brings an egg
>asks me to remove the covers
>rubs egg all over my body
>feels good man
>rubs it all over my sensitive nipples
>getting a boner
>she knows
>pulls down my boxers
>begins sucking my dick
>oh god
>Dad comes in the room
>he looks excited
>I cum in her mouth
>something smells amazing
>look down
>my cum is scrambled eggs
>my dick is bacon
>my skin is made of pancakes
>I'm breakfast
#636 to #180 - drhoffable
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(08/29/2011) [-]
lets break this down, shall we? u wake up, ur mom blows u, ur dad doesnt care, then u become food.
#639 to #636 - aliensexfiend
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Let's break this down, shall we? You try to deconstruct a comment that is clearly a parody/spin-off of several well-known 4chan-based copypastas (among other things), which knowing 4chan's nature it shouldn't make sense at all thus making deconstruction of such a post pretty damn silly. On top of that, you're trying to be the voice of reason in a comment chain while composing your post with the typing skills of a handicapped child.


TL;DR: You overanalyzed a joke that didn't need any analysis. Nice try, son.
#641 to #639 - drhoffable
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#259 to #180 - CyanideisHappiness
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#633 to #180 - anon id: eacb3029
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#635 to #180 - drhoffable
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#647 to #180 - lordlucifer
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#645 to #180 - DekuNut
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(08/30/2011) [-]
Hello son.
#644 to #180 - coolnamemagee
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#637 to #180 - killtheglitterfuck **User deleted account**
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User avatar #345 to #180 - trollololing
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(08/29/2011) [-]
Where's the spaghetti?
#199 to #180 - xxocc **User deleted account**
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#204 to #199 - SnailMan
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(08/29/2011) [-]
Yes
#183 to #180 - pastpremonition
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(08/29/2011) [-]
1 internet for you.
1 internet for you.
User avatar #642 to #180 - roflstorm
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(08/30/2011) [-]
THEN WHO WAS SAUSAGE?
#186 to #180 - akalildice
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(08/29/2011) [-]
FUKKEN SAVED
#628 to #186 - anon id: 7fd7d2f4
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(08/29/2011) [-]
is it weird that i got the urge to make toast?
User avatar #10 - canihascheezburger
Reply +127 123456789123345869
(08/29/2011) [-]
What has just happened is your mum molested you with an egg
#5 - Beenfiftyfive
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#352 - firewolfseven
Reply +84 123456789123345869
(08/29/2011) [-]
Sees you're ill.



Takes your fever and makes you better.
#355 to #352 - getho **User deleted account**
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User avatar #354 to #352 - Iceblade
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(08/29/2011) [-]
thanks good guy grEGG
#333 - netflixguy
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#395 to #333 - anon id: 178fef94
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**anonymous rolls 892**
#362 to #333 - xBlackFlamex **User deleted account**
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#378 to #333 - herpdizzle
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#393 - alexandy
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Whaaa?
Whaaa?
#65 - DanyNonanon
Reply +42 123456789123345869
(08/29/2011) [-]
My mom used to do something like this. It's really easy just grab anything that has space inside it(can be ever your hand) say it's gonna take the illness away and then "break" it.
My mom used to do something like this. It's really easy just grab anything that has space inside it(can be ever your hand) say it's gonna take the illness away and then "break" it.

User avatar #107 to #65 - ooaltairoo
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(08/29/2011) [-]
"(can be even your hand)...

... and then "break" it."

You ******* serious?!? You wan't me to break my bloody hand!?! DAFUq
#151 to #107 - DanyNonanon
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I told you I'm a wizard.
User avatar #544 to #107 - hdherpderp
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(08/29/2011) [-]
Wan't?
User avatar #548 to #544 - ooaltairoo
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Epicspellingfailthatnobodynoticedtillnowsoitdoesn'trellymatter fail. There.
#67 to #65 - DanyNonanon
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Who the **** thumbed me down?
#70 to #67 - kidwiththehair
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idk
#71 to #70 - DanyNonanon
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#72 to #71 - kidwiththehair
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#349 to #72 - crazyhumla
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User avatar #1 - DannyHo
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(08/28/2011) [-]
explain.
#22 to #1 - themymys
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(08/29/2011) [-]
When someone rubs your body down with an egg and your sick, or have headaches. Its a way of getting cleansed, you'll feel better in no time.
In Latino culture its use a lot.
#27 to #22 - anon id: 92a6175b
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Oh yea... That makes sense..
#485 - corundum
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That's no egg, that's a BEZOAR!
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#452 - maxiscool
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(08/29/2011) [-]
**maxiscool rolls 73**
#453 to #452 - maxiscool
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#465 to #453 - phantombassist
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lol had to do it.