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My Mom is Magic.

Dont skip.
And please dont skip now because i told you not to.
So please dont skip after i told you not to skip because i said not to skip.
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My peer child,
do you wane me
to sure yeu with
me, sick as **** an egg?
with a fayer*
He thanks mom,
wait. what?
Held on i' ll be right
back!
returns
a single
And proceeds to
she asks me to slide my -
savers eff*
all ever my hedy*
sha ehen I *and cracks it Inside a
steps..
the yolk is filled
with little black marks*
and my headache is
gene*
...
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#180 - aliensexfiend (08/29/2011) [+] (18 replies)
>Feel sick  
>Mom asks if I'm okay  
>before I can respond, she brings an egg  
>asks me to remove the covers  
>rubs egg all over my body  
>feels good man  
>rubs it all over my sensitive nipples  
>getting a boner  
>she knows  
>pulls down my boxers  
>begins sucking my dick  
>oh god  
>Dad comes in the room  
>he looks excited  
>I cum in her mouth  
>something smells amazing  
>look down  
>my cum is scrambled eggs  
>my dick is bacon  
>my skin is made of pancakes  
>I'm breakfast
>Feel sick
>Mom asks if I'm okay
>before I can respond, she brings an egg
>asks me to remove the covers
>rubs egg all over my body
>feels good man
>rubs it all over my sensitive nipples
>getting a boner
>she knows
>pulls down my boxers
>begins sucking my dick
>oh god
>Dad comes in the room
>he looks excited
>I cum in her mouth
>something smells amazing
>look down
>my cum is scrambled eggs
>my dick is bacon
>my skin is made of pancakes
>I'm breakfast
User avatar #10 - canihascheezburger (08/29/2011) [-]
What has just happened is your mum molested you with an egg
#352 - firewolfseven (08/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Sees you're ill.



Takes your fever and makes you better.
#333 - netflixguy ONLINE (08/29/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#393 - alexandy (08/29/2011) [-]
Whaaa?
Whaaa?
#65 - DanyNonanon (08/29/2011) [+] (9 replies)
My mom used to do something like this. It's really easy just grab anything that has space inside it(can be ever your hand) say it's gonna take the illness away and then "break" it.
My mom used to do something like this. It's really easy just grab anything that has space inside it(can be ever your hand) say it's gonna take the illness away and then "break" it.

User avatar #1 - DannyHo (08/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
explain.
#485 - corundum (08/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
That's no egg, that's a BEZOAR!
#452 - maxiscool (08/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**maxiscool rolls 73**
#608 - blastblood (08/29/2011) [-]
**blastblood rolls 77**
**blastblood rolls 77**
+36
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#460 - martiini (08/29/2011) [-]
Or you could have used this.
#223 - whatasickname (08/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
A WITCH!
#165 - yoksok (08/29/2011) [+] (4 replies)
The mom
#471 - kageshi (08/29/2011) [+] (20 replies)
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#54 - fundai (08/29/2011) [-]
#217 - ogrecaveman (08/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Ancient Hawaiians once said,  
  
"Kala mai ia`u  ke huamoa"
Ancient Hawaiians once said,

"Kala mai ia`u ke huamoa"
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