A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her
and said, "Do you want to talk'? Flights go quicker if you strike up a with your
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would
you want to talk about?"
Oh, J dent know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care
at stimulus packages'?" as he smiled smugly.
OK," she said. "Those cauld be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A
horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass- Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while
a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps Why do you suppose that is'?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl' s intelligence, thinks about it and says,
Hamm, l have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal
health care or the economy when you dent know crap'?"
Then she went back to reading her book.