Little Girl on a Plane. thought this was pretty funny thanks for all the tumbs =D. A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane.
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Little Girl on a Plane

thought this was pretty funny
thanks for all the tumbs =D

A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane. He turned to her
and said, "Do you want to talk'? Flights go quicker if you strike up a with your
fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would
you want to talk about?"
Oh, J dent know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care
at stimulus packages'?" as he smiled smugly.
OK," she said. "Those cauld be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A
horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass- Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while
a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps Why do you suppose that is'?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl' s intelligence, thinks about it and says,
Hamm, l have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal
health care or the economy when you dent know crap'?"
Then she went back to reading her book.
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#21 - TheToxicDownfall (08/28/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Talking about plane storys,My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
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#32 - armpitmoisture (08/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
women aren't smart and aren't supposed to be on planes unless they're flight attendants
#19 - magnumce (08/28/2011) [-]
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#48 - violamaster (08/29/2011) [-]
he's gonna need some ice for that burn
he's gonna need some ice for that burn
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#127 - Darktist (08/29/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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#158 - gongthehawkeye (08/29/2011) [-]
I must find that little girl and give her a goddamn medal
I must find that little girl and give her a goddamn medal
#149 - melikeyfunnyjunk (08/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
<Why you grew up so fast bro? :'(
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