A Handy Guide for Reminding People
That You are Too Cool for their Shit
Go to the sunglasses rack Kick sunglass rack over,
a of your local pharmacy, " Leave more triumphantly.
Pick out a pair that makes
you look cool as all hell.
cash MANEUVER - The Zero Fuck Exit ass:
Raise hands in the air, to show people that yam in fact, do not care.
f Realize this family dinner's Sneak a swig from the cool
straighten q hip ntl ftrw stole from
your sick grandfather.
3. FLIP THAT SHIT,
ass? -3* MANEUVER - The Table Turner
inplace bath hands firmly under table and explode upward in
an solitary motion. Increase dramatic effect by screaming
i “Funk You Had!“ once table is in fireflight.
it l Find a urinal. t Shit in it.
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possible and sink a shot. make sure people are watching,
hastag some toilet paper from the stall, stand as far back as
I otherwise you Just look dumb.
illing given: 'the ZERO FUCKS
Locate some champ who' s
bullshit social media profile
to recognize the true beauty
of the natural world all
i . too busy updating their
l around them.
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Dude just hit that guy' s
3- Wad what are you
waiting for do it pussy.
idr. ieha Went I wasn' t counting, because I don' t
give a fuck, but if I had to guess I' d say WE.
I Call out your dead grandpa for Telt yhur funeral
having a whim funeral. n will be much cooler.
3. PROVE IT.
was MANEUVER - Infanite Chill Esau
Be dead forever.
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