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#318 - cptnjosh (08/27/2011) [-]
i have a question for all of you that hate justin bieber. why? what is it that makes you hate him and think he is a "faggot". yes, i am a male, i am straight, but please for the love of god shut the fuck up, what is it? oooh his voice lowered when he was 17, who gives a flying fuck? oh yeah, guys, who gives a fuck that he gets hit with a water bottle on stage? guys. 90% of funnyjunk are stereotypical 12-23 year olds who hate justin bieber for absolutely no reason, besides that 1 billion girls from around the world adore him. it really gets annoying and pathetic how desperate guys are to rant on him, give him a fucking break, he's a multi-millionaire kid that makes more in a day than you make in a year. now have a nice fucking day.
User avatar #393 to #318 - sorrowofdaedalus (08/27/2011) [-]
First of all, he has a terrible voice. What the hell are you talking about lowered? He sounds like a mouse being punched in the stomach.

We hate him because he is a symbol of mainstream bullshit, and proof that with enough hype, advertising and voice modulating just about anyone could be a celebrity. I've had several girls I know say that honestly he isn't that attractive. That is what we hate, he wouldn't be popular, famous, rich or have women all over him if whatever music company that decided he won the "mainstream celebrity lotto". All that made him famous is that his company gives out enough advertising and hype that easily manipulated teenage girls always looking to fit the newest clique were fooled in to making him the next false idol for them to worship like moronic followers. That is why we hate him. Or it is at least why I do.
#450 to #393 - devout feminist (08/27/2011) [-]
First coherent comment I've read from this side of the Bieber argument. Nice :)
User avatar #392 to #318 - cantfindausername (08/27/2011) [-]
We don't like him because we don't like his music / genre of music.. Personally I don't think he deserves to be one of the most popular people in America.. The pop music industry isn't about the music, it's about money.. There's hardly any passion and real emotion that I can see from those kind of people.. There's also a lack of talent (auto tune) that a lot of the pop singers use..
That's why I don't like him and his genre..
#375 to #318 - nottrol (08/27/2011) [-]
shut the fuck up
User avatar #357 to #318 - misterbonzo (08/27/2011) [-]
I hate him because his fans don't understand that I just don't like his music, instead they insist that I'm just jealous.
User avatar #346 to #318 - unworldlypath (08/27/2011) [-]
we hate him because girls are up in everyones face about him 24/7. if a girl came up to you and started blabbering on about some singer thats so good, and you finally look at one of his videos for hope that his fans leave you alone, you find an autotuned mess full of shit that is called the "best music ever." if girls werent so bitchy-bitchy about him, we probably wouldn't give a rats ass. but the mere fact that everyone is crazy over this ass hole annoys us so much that we are prepared to take up arms agianst the object that that annoys us. that is why we hate him.
User avatar #381 to #346 - nottrol (08/27/2011) [-]
You sir, deserve a multitrillionbillion thumbs
#347 to #346 - cptnjosh (08/27/2011) [-]
is it his fault little dumb 8-18 bitches won't stop fantasizing about him?
User avatar #343 to #318 - masterassassin (08/27/2011) [-]
get the fuck off funnyjunk
#341 to #318 - cptnjosh (08/27/2011) [-]
oh surprise, little jealous fucks disliking my comment cause it makes sense.
#336 to #318 - devout feminist (08/27/2011) [-]
i will find you and throw your dog out of a window
+3
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#322 to #318 - devout feminist (08/27/2011) [-]
what we hate is crappy music on the radio and in the top 10 on itunes
User avatar #321 to #318 - Zarakima (08/27/2011) [-]
he said to an interviewer that he thought of himself as the Kurt Cobain of our generation. nuff said.
User avatar #340 to #321 - lukeweide (08/27/2011) [-]
Have you seen the interview where the interviewer asks him if a statement is true or false?
"Bieber is German for basketball"
"...What...what's German? I don't know what.... huh?"
^^That is why I hate him. Dumb fuck
User avatar #348 to #340 - Zarakima (08/27/2011) [-]
oh yeah, that too - he makes a shitload of money because he knows how to autotune and he looks like a fourteen year old girl with a lesbian haircut which for some reason girls find attractive. I wouldn't find all that offensive if he was doing it out of intelligence, but no, he's a retard and that's just the way he's always been.
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