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#229
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N. Korean citizen (08/27/2011) [+]
(200 replies)
Hi, female anon here. And let me say something: this is bullshit. FIRST OFF NOBODY CAN CARRY A BABY IN THEIR STOMACH THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A UTERUS. And 7 extra pounds is bitch weight. Anyone that is over the age of 8 can pick up more than 7 pounds. True fact: We can't cook clean and talk on the phone at the same time. In fact her using that as an argument makes less of our gender. Bitch please. If you burned your head you would cry like a bitch. and then cry some more. That shit hurts, but if you are stupid enough to burn yourself should you really be holding one in the first place? -__- And you CHOOSE to wear high heels, it's not like they were fused onto you at birth. And that crying point, yeah.. that's a fucking stupid thing to say in an argument. I don't cry. Fuck that hoe. Crying shows you're weak on the inside, and probably on the outside too. I hate being a female. Most girls are like this. Thankfully I'm not one of them.
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trollololing (08/27/2011) [-] Sorry, I just HAD to post this.
+1 in Awesomeness for everyone!
+1 in Awesomeness for everyone!
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monkee (08/27/2011) [-] Ditto here :) I hate whenever people generalise women as bimbos with no brain and the temperament of a slutty eight year old, but sadly it's kinda true for most of the female population. However girls that aren't like that and are actually fun are usually turned down for a male companion, even though they (especcially nerdy girls) are so much more fun to be with. My male friend says it's because men are attracted physically to bimbos, and often not so much with nerdy girls and see them as friend material only. Which kinda sucks :(
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N. Korean citizen (08/27/2011) [-]
I'm really sorry I didn't see your comment before. And yeah, that's the world for you. It seems funny though, because a lot of tools do hit on me. And I mean I don't really give a fuck what a person looks like, because it's their personality. But what else is their to say, that's the fucked up world we have been used to and will most likely live in. It doesn't bother me that much though, because I always knew that the world would be like this.. and yet I still chose to be myself. I feel like I made the right choice, and I don't regret it. Not one bit. What's life worth living when you can never be yourself?
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pottybigdump (08/27/2011) [-] well your desiccation pretty much sums up my life pretty well so it looks like im in! :D
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coolnamemagee (08/27/2011) [-] Sorry, I'm getting quite sick of waiting 2 minutes to comment. I didn't log into my account because I am no thumb whore. Yes it does hurt to see the missed opportunity of all those thumbs especially when comments are my ranking field but it's life.
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coolnamemagee (08/27/2011) [-] I got 106 thumbs for posting this: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2458703/Wincest/c26776504
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lightweightbaby **User deleted account** (08/27/2011) [-] 1)Anon repeats everything guy says in oc in girl form.
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2) PROFIT.
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2) PROFIT.
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coolnamemagee (08/28/2011) [-] Thats what I always do xD Like this one, I will have to wait a century to use it
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coolnamemagee (08/28/2011) [-] You play WoW? *makes joke about not getting laid and leaves* [I kid] xD I've never tried it, but I love gaming. Tell me, is it good? o:
![You play WoW? *makes joke about not getting laid and leaves* [I kid] xD I've never tried it, but I love gaming. Tell me, is it good? o:](http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/You+_93168f190c7f1917e5c51d640abcad94.jpg)
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coolnamemagee (08/28/2011) [-] xD This is my account but I like to lurk as an anon sometimes. And [said this too much but] thank you for becoming erect .. I guess? :D
![xD This is my account but I like to lurk as an anon sometimes. And [said this too much but] thank you for becoming erect .. I guess? :D](http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/xD+_de6b3ca7b54b06d9932d91a454e1c795.jpg)
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giblackjoe **User deleted account** (08/28/2011) [-] I'm a little confused here...did you just use the same argument that the guy in the pic wrote but with less spaces, a female point of view, and rage?
this seems kinda like oh idk bullshit
this seems kinda like oh idk bullshit
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coolnamemagee (08/28/2011) [-] Basically, I took what she said, and made my counter argument stating what *I* felt from the female point of veiw, and signed out because good logic doesn't need to be rewarded. Sorry I can't make everyone happy.
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midgetinabunnysuit (08/27/2011) [-] MAKE AN ACCOUNT!!!!!111!!1!!!11
The more sensible, non-12-year-olds on this site the better.
The more sensible, non-12-year-olds on this site the better.
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coolnamemagee (08/28/2011) [-] Aww shucks. :D [I'm the femanon but this is my real account] This picture feels right to use..
![Aww shucks. :D [I'm the femanon but this is my real account] This picture feels right to use..](http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Aww+_d5cd9cab39d4c7c502ce914dffd2cd85.png)
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bouncingbananas (08/27/2011) [-] You became less attractive when you said you weren't a high class slut
Then you got more attractive when you said you are a "beat your ass at video games" person.
Not sure if you are currently less attractive, more attractive, or the same level of attractiveness...
Will post my conclusion when I come to one.
Then you got more attractive when you said you are a "beat your ass at video games" person.
Not sure if you are currently less attractive, more attractive, or the same level of attractiveness...
Will post my conclusion when I come to one.
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bouncingbananas (08/27/2011) [-] anonymous
I have decided that you are... still an anon. As such, you cannot be rated as attractive or unattractive. Until such time that you can verify that you are more than an anon, the study conducted regarding your apparent female appeal has been suspended.
Best Regards,
Hypnotoad, et al.
I have decided that you are... still an anon. As such, you cannot be rated as attractive or unattractive. Until such time that you can verify that you are more than an anon, the study conducted regarding your apparent female appeal has been suspended.
Best Regards,
Hypnotoad, et al.
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N. Korean citizen (08/28/2011) [-] Thank you, fellow female. You have successfully made all the points I have attempted to make on this site that I was never able to articulate properly in only one comment. I completely agree with everything you have said, and I know I speak for all females with an IQ higher than room-temperature when I say you have made me very proud.
Thank you, and may you have much success and many thumbs.
Thank you, and may you have much success and many thumbs.
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coolnamemagee (08/28/2011) [-] Thankyou other Anon :D I have an account but sometimes I like to browse as an anon. I thank you too, for being great. Everyone that responded to this comment is amazing, because I know people actually care about what I say :)
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coolnamemagee (08/27/2011) [-] MFW I signed out just to not get thumbs for sharing my logic
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hannasolo (08/27/2011) [-] ohjvlhjbljhzdnfv are you my secret twin? I have the exact same thoughts towards the people who post idiotic things like the girl above. Although I must disagree when you say that crying makes you weak. I think that it's been a sign since birth that you're merely alive.
Have nice day~
Have nice day~
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N. Korean citizen (08/27/2011) [-] Yes exactly, it seems whenever I have to mention I'm a female [like this scenario to make my point] instant thumbs and insults fall from the sky. Besides it's not half bad being an anon. I really don't get why people hate anons so much. We are all people on this site, anon or not.
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coolnamemagee (08/28/2011) [-] I'm glad to heat that :) One day when I have children I will teach them the ways of me, and in fact I've converted a few friends already to the lifestyle of FJ browsing, video game playing and not being legally deemed as retarded. It makes me happy to hear people that feel the same as I do :D
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wabbajock **User deleted account** (09/10/2011) [-] Crying also shows you have emotion and are a human. But i get your point. Crying over dumbshit is a waste of time. But everybody's different. Im a guy and i cry occasionally. More out of frustration. I'd rather cry than go into a rage and break my stuff. That just shows Im pathetic and cant control myself. But yea i get your point female anon who will never read this, and I thank you for becoming a symbol of hope in the female world, you're the hero females deserve, but not the one they need right now. You're a watchful protector, a cyber guardian, a funnyjunk knight
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N. Korean citizen (08/27/2011) [-] I can tell you never get women, and you never have before. If you actually had a woman, you would be whipped to the bone since you think it's manly to be sexist. But it's not. It's called being an asshole. You act manly to show off how you are hot shit, when I bet you are 15 forever alone and fapped less than an hour ago.
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N. Korean citizen (08/27/2011) [+]
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I'm really sick of the back and forth posts like this.
First, a girl says that they are strong and are able to do certain things different from men.
Then a guy gets pissy and argues his masculinity is not in question, rather her intelligence is.
Big woop, wanna fight about it?
First, a girl says that they are strong and are able to do certain things different from men.
Then a guy gets pissy and argues his masculinity is not in question, rather her intelligence is.
Big woop, wanna fight about it?
#341
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hardbeingsceney (08/27/2011) [+]
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I'm a feminist, but I don't go around saying that shit. I just believe in womans rights and stuff. That girl is just a dumb fuck, and she got srsly pwned.
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miccidymacc **User deleted account** (08/27/2011) [+]
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This is what you get for teaching women to read and write.
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N. Korean citizen (08/27/2011) [+]
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Last I checked, women don't carry babies in their stomach- they carry them in their uterus.
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misterpoopypants (08/27/2011) [+]
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I almost felt sorry for that girl. Almost. That was freaking rad.
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patriotpride (08/27/2011) [+]
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I can not fucking stand when women do this shit.
They think they're so superior.
Where were women up until about the 1940's or 50's?
Cooking and cleaning?
Wanna know why?
Because men have fucking dominated them the past thousands of years.
The only 'fair' argument' women have to these kinds of conversations is the pregnancy one, and that's not even fair.
Also, it's bullshit when girls post their statuses on Facebook, "guysz szuck ): dhey awl aszholesz"
Uhm, bitch? Maybe if your 14-year-old, alcoholic&stoner ass didn't cheat on him with an 18-year-old ex-convict, he wouldn't be yelling at you.
So to this, I've summed up the following conclusioni:
Girls are retarded.
They think they're so superior.
Where were women up until about the 1940's or 50's?
Cooking and cleaning?
Wanna know why?
Because men have fucking dominated them the past thousands of years.
The only 'fair' argument' women have to these kinds of conversations is the pregnancy one, and that's not even fair.
Also, it's bullshit when girls post their statuses on Facebook, "guysz szuck ): dhey awl aszholesz"
Uhm, bitch? Maybe if your 14-year-old, alcoholic&stoner ass didn't cheat on him with an 18-year-old ex-convict, he wouldn't be yelling at you.
So to this, I've summed up the following conclusioni:
Girls are retarded.
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sorrowofdaedalus (08/27/2011) [-] Meh, they aren't retarded, they are over-emotional which causes them to negate the logical side of their mind, and they often make a decision based on what gives instant gratification emotionally rather than what actually makes sense. Take psychology, and you'll find it's incredibly easy to reason with them, as long as you don't try and make it sound logical, you just need to make it sound like it would make them feel better. I know that kind of goes against our instincts as men, but that doesn't mean it's impossible.
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patriotpride (08/27/2011) [-] Finally someone with an education...
But alas, I'm too young to take psychology right now.
But alas, I'm too young to take psychology right now.
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sorrowofdaedalus (08/27/2011) [-] I did football in high school too. It does take up a lot of time, but after practice, assuming your done by 8, you should get home, eat, and shower by roughly 9 or 9:30, and that leaves you 30-60 minutes to read. Assuming you followed the same schedule most high schools do.
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patriotpride (08/27/2011) [-] I completely agree with you on the first part. But when they're stupid, 14-year-old girls, that are stoners AND alcoholics (and not to she might be on something else, as well.) then we have the right to treat them for what they really are: scum.
I'm all for treating a girl with the utmost respect and not taking her dignity... until she fucks with somebody who doesn't deserve it.
And one thirteen year old girl posting about breaking up with a douchebag doesn't make all girls retarded, I agree. But when hundreds of girls posting statuses about breaking up with their boyfriends and calling them douchebags after THEY cheated, then they get to be called retarded.
Good day to you, sir.
I'm all for treating a girl with the utmost respect and not taking her dignity... until she fucks with somebody who doesn't deserve it.
And one thirteen year old girl posting about breaking up with a douchebag doesn't make all girls retarded, I agree. But when hundreds of girls posting statuses about breaking up with their boyfriends and calling them douchebags after THEY cheated, then they get to be called retarded.
Good day to you, sir.
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onkii (08/27/2011) [-] i totally agree with you. girls really need to grow up... the girls you are talking about ARE scum, but not all women are scum. most women are actually pretty awesome. it's just the select few that make women look like unintelligent bitches who complain too much.
