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BUY: Boys are stronger then girls, GIRL: Oh! Please, can you any a T pound
baby in your shemad' 1 Fer 9 months? Can you crook, dean and Elk en the phone at
the same time? Can you burn your forehead wiw a curling iron and net complain?
Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels? Can you cry all night then wake up the next
morning like everything is okay?? Remember guys, wemen are only helpless until
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Lets Analyze this, shall we:
I) Can you carry a T pound baby in your stoumach fer 9 months?
Aye. We don' t have the physiology fer that, Can yeu get kicked in
the balls? Exactly, unfair question, Next, ..
2) Can you cook, dean and Elk en the phone at the same time?
Yes, It' s called . Wemen didn' t invent the concept.
3) Can you burn your Forehead wiw a curling iron and net complain?
ND, Because we' re men and have superior aim wiw curling irons,
That' s why men were the hunters. The wemen kept missing, True
stery.
q) Can you walk all day in 5 inch heels?
Physically yes. We don' t because we know they' re
and we don' t want w deal wiw that, The better question is why the
hell are women subjecting themselves deliberately w
shoes when you walk en your feet? Sorry, wat' s more ofa Fail than
a Win.
5) Can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like
everything is okay?
Sure we cerld. But then we realize we' re being emotional Mile
girls, Se we step crying and just sleep earlier. I' m pretty sure this
isn' t a plus either,
Contusions, There is nothing in that post that a weman should Feel
proud about, except fer maybe the baby wing. Assuming they'
ever carried and birded one, If you haven' t you can have a nice hot
cup of shut the **** up until you .
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#229 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [+] (182 replies)
Hi, female anon here. And let me say something: this is 						********					. FIRST OFF NOBODY CAN CARRY A BABY IN THEIR STOMACH THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A UTERUS. And 7 extra pounds is bitch weight. Anyone that is over the age of 8 can pick up more than 7 pounds. True fact: We can't cook clean and talk on the  phone at the same time. In fact her using that as an argument makes less of our gender. Bitch please. If you burned your head you would cry like a bitch. and then cry some more. That 						****					 hurts, but if you are stupid enough to burn yourself should you really be holding one in the first place? -__- And you CHOOSE to wear high heels, it's not like they were fused onto you at birth. And that crying point, yeah.. that's a 						*******					 stupid thing to say in an argument. I don't cry. 						****					 that hoe. Crying shows you're weak on the inside, and probably on the outside too. I hate being a female. Most girls are like this. Thankfully I'm not one of them.
Hi, female anon here. And let me say something: this is ******** . FIRST OFF NOBODY CAN CARRY A BABY IN THEIR STOMACH THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A UTERUS. And 7 extra pounds is bitch weight. Anyone that is over the age of 8 can pick up more than 7 pounds. True fact: We can't cook clean and talk on the phone at the same time. In fact her using that as an argument makes less of our gender. Bitch please. If you burned your head you would cry like a bitch. and then cry some more. That **** hurts, but if you are stupid enough to burn yourself should you really be holding one in the first place? -__- And you CHOOSE to wear high heels, it's not like they were fused onto you at birth. And that crying point, yeah.. that's a ******* stupid thing to say in an argument. I don't cry. **** that hoe. Crying shows you're weak on the inside, and probably on the outside too. I hate being a female. Most girls are like this. Thankfully I'm not one of them.
#664 - bostondunn (08/27/2011) [+] (9 replies)
**bostondunn rolls 66**
#669 - memeinmycoffee (08/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Perfect...
#55 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I'm really sick of the back and forth posts like this.
First, a girl says that they are strong and are able to do certain things different from men.
Then a guy gets pissy and argues his masculinity is not in question, rather her intelligence is.
Big woop, wanna fight about it?
User avatar #19 - acecadium (08/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Also the baby isnt 7 pounds for the whole 9 months
#1389 - dickherber (08/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**dickherber rolls 88**
#341 - hardbeingsceney (08/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I'm a feminist, but I don't go around saying that 						****					. I just believe in womans rights and stuff. That girl is just a dumb 						****					, and she  got srsly pwned.
I'm a feminist, but I don't go around saying that **** . I just believe in womans rights and stuff. That girl is just a dumb **** , and she got srsly pwned.
#662 - astisk (08/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
+38
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#83 - anonymous (08/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Last I checked, women don't carry babies in their stomach- they carry them in their uterus.
#552 - silvet (08/27/2011) [+] (12 replies)
derr hurr derr derr hur derrr
derr hurr derr derr hur derrr
#630 - futbucker (08/27/2011) [-]
Woman can hold babies BUT can they hold all these limes?
#496 - sevenisall (08/27/2011) [+] (8 replies)
#1110 - asianninja (08/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#887 - asianninja (08/27/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#74 - misterpoopypants (08/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I almost felt sorry for that girl.  Almost.  That was freaking rad.
I almost felt sorry for that girl. Almost. That was freaking rad.
User avatar #554 - patriotpride (08/27/2011) [+] (17 replies)
I can not ******* stand when women do this **** .
They think they're so superior.
Where were women up until about the 1940's or 50's?
Cooking and cleaning?
Wanna know why?
Because men have ******* dominated them the past thousands of years.
The only 'fair' argument' women have to these kinds of conversations is the pregnancy one, and that's not even fair.
Also, it's ******** when girls post their statuses on Facebook, "guysz szuck ): dhey awl aszholesz"
Uhm, bitch? Maybe if your 14-year-old, alcoholic&stoner ass didn't cheat on him with an 18-year-old ex-convict, he wouldn't be yelling at you.

So to this, I've summed up the following conclusioni:
Girls are retarded.
#711 - dundiddledoodah (08/27/2011) [+] (6 replies)
ACTUALLY, he should have included the part about how babies dont reach 7 pounds till they are in their final 2 weeks of development. 80% of the whole pregnancy the baby is less than a pound....only the last 20% does it rapidly grow in size and weight. dumb bitch.
#547 - skittlemcmuffin (08/27/2011) [+] (20 replies)
Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.
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