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My survival guide stats.. Brought to you by nabi.<br /> Future reference...tags don't work.. Mltlh' dty. SURVIVAL SHEET 4.!) state- Ammo Repeat Working PL

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #46 - Yawae
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Well if this is your guide, good luck dying. First off, your location, Tennessee is far too warm. You see, Zombies don't have any body heat. This means that in winter, the zombies will actually freeze solid if you are in a freezing climate. I suggest making a stronghold somewhere in Alaska or the woods of Canada. You're going to want a renewable food source and an at least 11 ft tall retaining wall.
You also want to wear tighter clothes and cut your hair short, this makes you difficult to grab. Also, shark suits will protect you from any bites. As for your weapons, you don't want any automatic weapons, as only a head-shot can kill a zombie, so automatics are a waste of ammo. I suggest a good 'ol fashion M14 or M1 carbine.
User avatar #77 to #46 - LeanPocket [OP]
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You are assuming your intel is correct,whereas I'm betting on fire power/people/knowledge of my land.

Hell i might even just pack up for a road trip.
User avatar #47 to #46 - Yawae
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For a backup you might want something lighter. A .22 caliber pistol is plenty useful for piercing the skull of a zombie. If you have to move, you're going to want to choose stealth too, so a one handed crossbow (like Van Helsing) can be very useful and light. As for the melee weapon, forget the chainsaw. Too loud. Go with a WW1 Trench spike or a REAL katana (not some catalog-ordered ****). The Trench spike is ideal as you can not only destroy the brain with the blade but also use the brass knuckles to punch and keep zombies at bay. And don't play your guitar unless you want to attract every single zombie in the area. If you do that your last words will probably be the lyrics to some Metallica song right as a zombie rips into your throat.
User avatar #48 to #47 - Yawae
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Remember, you want to be quiet, get north, and survive. Conserve ammo, there are a lot of people in the world. If you can, hold out until winter when the zombies will be useless then go outside and bash their skulls in. You also want to monitor the news for any signs of a possible outbreak. (Weird "illnesses", mysterious disappearances, strange biting incidences.) The government will try to cover these up until the outbreak reaches epidemic proportions. By then it'll be infinitely more difficult to reach your stronghold if the country is in a state of mass panic. So if you hear anything weird, take a vacation to your deep woods hideout and monitor the news. It will most likely be nothing, but can't be too safe can we?
User avatar #49 to #48 - Yawae
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I hope to see you alive when it's over. (probably when we can clear our way back south or after a few years when the zombies' brains decompose to the point where they die.) Maybe you can be vice-president of Earth.
User avatar #50 to #49 - ConorKluth
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Alternatively, you could go outside while the sun's out right now, and get some fresh air.
User avatar #69 to #49 - piratebear
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looks like somebodys been reading up on Max Brooks =)
#57 to #49 - anon id: 67bbd959
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the idea of actually going up north where theres winter isn't too good an idea actually, for while zombies dont create their own body heat and could freeze over, this would preserve the flesh, meaning if our somplace where there is a winter and a summer with opposite climates, the ozmbies would thaw out in the summer, and last longer with that freezing period, a becoming a zombie does not actually stop the process of decay of human flesh, meaning that in southern land where it is constantly hot
#58 to #57 - anon id: 67bbd959
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the zombies bodies will decompose much faster and therefore it will be over faster, zombies will also lose speed rapidly as they decompose until they become the slow rotten bodies we all know, making it easier the longer in you get. the brain itself wont rot though, for the solanum virus replicates itself in the frontal lobe until cells of the virus replace the brain, and the virus cells make a new organ that will last essentially forever becuase as cells die off they get replaced, the brain
#59 to #58 - anon id: 67bbd959
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will still be alive in a way, and the virus will not require oxygen from the lungs, for each individual cell can draw air from whatever environment there may be. so waiting for their brains to rot will be pointless, but their bodies will decompose and become slower the longer since they were alive, and as for people, no loner is going to survive the zombie invasion well, theres nobody to watch your back, i personally have read the survival guide over several times and have made a small group of
#60 to #59 - anon id: 67bbd959
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people also read the guide, together the group is about 10 people, we are a large enough group to become like a small community and have someone for everything, everyone is also trained to use a gun and use it well, we have devised a plan to escape down south, find a large plain of land with a building in the middle and hold up there so we can farm and see zombies coming from a mile away, also a wall will be of no need if you can destroy the staircase and stay on the second floor mostly
#61 to #60 - anon id: 67bbd959
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then have a rope ladder set up to get down, don't worry about zombies getting up the ladder, their coordination is little to none without their cerebellum anymore. they will be incapable of climbing the ladder, but you can, allowing for access up and down for living beings only, for weapons i have 2 .22 caliber semi automatic bull barell rifles with hunting scopes and 25 round magazines, the .22 is ideal becuase the bullet can't go in and out of the skull, it will rebound off the second layer of
#62 to #61 - anon id: 67bbd959
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skull and get lodged in the brain. i also own a bolt action .22 rifle with a decent scope, a .243 bolt action rifle with a 5 round magazine thats better for long range shots, a 12 gauge shotgun that obliterates the skull and brain, 2 BB guns that could be used to hunt small animals when in need of food so i can save my ammo for the zombies, a 9 mm glock 17, which has extremely accessible ammunition, a compound bow again good for hunting with, and hunting tip arrows will easily pierce a zombies
#63 to #62 - anon id: 67bbd959
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head and damage the brain, i own a trench spike for close encounters, i have many other knives similar to a k-bar, some can be used as bayonets, a utility knife, a tacical vest/plate carrier that can't be bitten through well, a Kevlar BDU and combat boots, also making me near bite proof, my group all also own at least one gun and some leather if not something stronger to avoid a bite, and several guns either sidearm or rifle, we have several vehichles to make a convoy like travel in,
#64 to #63 - anon id: 67bbd959
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we have a ford f-150 with a plow on it, and in the back is a machete and demoliton tools, a lincoln navigator with a trailer on the with a dirtbike and 2 atvs for getting around faster once set up somewhere, all have a cb radio in, on them. and meelee weapons include crowbars, real katanas, a weird lightweight picklike thing with sharpened points, and for food we have a stockpile of bottled water, canned goods, etc. thats my plan, and like i said, i got a group of 10 people, male and female, to
#65 to #64 - anon id: 67bbd959
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survive with, all of them are trained with weapons and have at least one skill that others dont have, they also have some supplies for themselves and another vehichle to use
User avatar #67 to #65 - cgilbert
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can i come to your guys house for the zombie outbreak? I'm relatively useless, but I have a sweet dvd collection!
#68 to #67 - anon id: 67bbd959
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an epic collection of dvds will be needed, welcome aboard
User avatar #70 to #68 - cgilbert
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yes!
#71 to #70 - anon id: 67bbd959
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your gonna have to read the guide and start learning to use a weapon though, can't afford dead weight on the team
User avatar #74 to #71 - cgilbert
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remote control melee? +32 agility, plus a 10% chance that on hit, the zombie will be distracted/stunned for 8 secs by the first season of "Lost"
#78 to #74 - anon id: 67bbd959
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perfect, your gonna want one hell of a long remote to avoid getting bit though
#55 to #49 - Lunarwolfdemon **User deleted account**
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User avatar #19 - GeneralBlastoise
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Some rules to remember-
Cardio Beware Of Bathrooms Seatbelts Double Tap No attachments Travel In a Group Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand Kill with Efficency Know your way out Limber Up God Bless Rednecks Check the Back seat Be a hero
#9 - snakeye **User deleted account**
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don't bring the chainsaw. its bulk will be too tiring after a while, and its fuel is heavy and limited too. instead, try a katana or machete.

also bring a silencer, so your shots won't alert zombies to your position. another reason the chainsaw is bad is the noise
User avatar #12 to #9 - Zerolegends
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I see someone else has been reading Max Brooks.
#79 to #12 - snakeye **User deleted account**
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you, sir, are correct.

anyone have a trench spike for sale?
User avatar #80 to #79 - Zerolegends
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Not yet. I do have a .22 and can easily get a military machete.
#11 - anon id: 85fbb12b
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that ford will break down get a chevy
User avatar #35 to #11 - Superjunk
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A chevy... you say well..
Bye bye Miss American Pie
Anon drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
*sigh*
Them good 'ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye singin'
This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
User avatar #21 to #11 - OMGmyspleen
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hey, at least it's not a Toyota.......................................................................... ..........................*********************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#44 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account**
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Can i has permission to do my own version of this please?
User avatar #10 - jacksonUSN
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you fail at zombie survival
User avatar #66 - DawgFather
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FOOL Tennessee is bound to have the fattest zombies around
TAAAAAANK
#72 to #66 - anon id: 828d6dbd
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You mean boomer, idiot.
User avatar #73 to #72 - DawgFather
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Mah bad
User avatar #76 to #66 - LeanPocket [OP]
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We are probably in better shape here than wherever you are.

User avatar #38 - IamPedoBaer
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**IamPedoBaer rolls 852,105,585**
if its higher than 3 million i get infected and become zombie pedobaer for a day
otherwise i continue my usual day to day needs of minor sex drugs and rock and roll
User avatar #41 to #38 - IamPedoBaer
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looks like im a zombie for a day
brb sortin out a zombi-ish avatar
User avatar #4 - nabi
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...you don't really know how to do this do you?

google image plz.
User avatar #5 to #4 - LeanPocket [OP]
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That crossed my mind,but if people can't read and imagine stuff thats their problem.

Plus typing it seemed easier.
User avatar #6 to #5 - nabi
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true dat.
User avatar #1 - thehunter
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wow, u have no idea how to survive the zombies
User avatar #2 to #1 - LeanPocket [OP]
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In this state i got nothing to worry about.
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User avatar #7 to #3 - LeanPocket [OP]
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True but every single person on my street has an arsenal of weapons,AND im in the middle of nowhere.

With a pretty good amount of farmland so i can make my own food.

So with me and my 4 neighbors/farmland and the land i live in is pretty much clear for about 50 acres all the way around....I'm good.

Or am i? XD
User avatar #13 to #7 - Tharius
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Sounds pretty good, you would want some long range weapons to pick off infected that are far out, you wouldnt have to worry too much about food but you would need generators and fuel for lights or it could prove difficult dealing with them at night.
User avatar #17 to #13 - Tharius
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Unless you did alot of preparing before hand you would need to gather supplies from nearby towns. I would suggest hit and run type missions. You and a couple friends run in to town, grab as much fuel/ammo as you can and get out in a hurry.
User avatar #16 to #13 - Tharius
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You would also want to set a back-up plan. Rig explosive aound your perimeter in the event of a horde situation, and have an escape vehicle fueled up and loaded with supplies incase you need to leave in a hurry.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Tharius
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The chainsaw, although impressive, is not too effective. As snakeye said, its too heavy and fuel is an issue. Stick to a machette or pick-axe type weapon. You would want some sort of mouth/eye protection, at least goggles and a surgical mask.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Tharius
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The face protection is to prevent blood from an infected gettin in your mouth or eyes while youre bashing its head in. I refer to zombies as infected because i think when Z-day comes it will be more like 28 days later instead of undead zombies.
User avatar #20 to #15 - LeanPocket [OP]
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Indeed.


But this is much broader than my single setup.