My survival guide stats.. Brought to you by nabi.<br /> Future reference...tags don't work.. Mltlh' dty. SURVIVAL SHEET 4.!) state- Ammo Repeat Working PL zombies survival Guide oh yeah the game
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Brought to you by nabi.<br />
Future reference...tags don't work.

Mltlh' dty. SURVIVAL SHEET 4.!)
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Ammo Repeat
Working
PLAN HF thetruth)
Carhartt
loves.
Ammo
More guns Food. Continue playing the
guitar.
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I More amino Water.
Rock mama-
Mtn WI]
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Submitted: 03/08/2010
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User avatar #46 - Yawae (03/09/2010) [+] (22 replies)
Well if this is your guide, good luck dying. First off, your location, Tennessee is far too warm. You see, Zombies don't have any body heat. This means that in winter, the zombies will actually freeze solid if you are in a freezing climate. I suggest making a stronghold somewhere in Alaska or the woods of Canada. You're going to want a renewable food source and an at least 11 ft tall retaining wall.
You also want to wear tighter clothes and cut your hair short, this makes you difficult to grab. Also, shark suits will protect you from any bites. As for your weapons, you don't want any automatic weapons, as only a head-shot can kill a zombie, so automatics are a waste of ammo. I suggest a good 'ol fashion M14 or M1 carbine.
User avatar #19 - GeneralBlastoise (03/08/2010) [-]
Some rules to remember-
Cardio Beware Of Bathrooms Seatbelts Double Tap No attachments Travel In a Group Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand Kill with Efficency Know your way out Limber Up God Bless Rednecks Check the Back seat Be a hero
#9 - snakeye **User deleted account** (03/08/2010) [+] (3 replies)
don't bring the chainsaw. its bulk will be too tiring after a while, and its fuel is heavy and limited too. instead, try a katana or machete.

also bring a silencer, so your shots won't alert zombies to your position. another reason the chainsaw is bad is the noise
User avatar #12 to #9 - Zerolegends (03/08/2010) [-]
I see someone else has been reading Max Brooks.
#11 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
that ford will break down get a chevy
User avatar #21 to #11 - OMGmyspleen (03/08/2010) [-]
hey, at least it's not a Toyota.......................................................................... .......................... ********************* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#44 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (03/09/2010) [-]
Can i has permission to do my own version of this please?
User avatar #10 - jacksonUSN (03/08/2010) [-]
you fail at zombie survival
User avatar #66 - DawgFather (03/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
FOOL Tennessee is bound to have the fattest zombies around
TAAAAAANK
User avatar #38 - IamPedoBaer (03/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**IamPedoBaer rolls 852,105,585**
if its higher than 3 million i get infected and become zombie pedobaer for a day
otherwise i continue my usual day to day needs of minor sex drugs and rock and roll
+1
#36 - mrknowitall **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #31 - nicknicknicknick (03/09/2010) [-]
**roll 9**
User avatar #23 - WarPigs (03/09/2010) [+] (6 replies)
50 pound inventory? someone has been playing the new 0.7 alpha for Last Stand 3

(by the way people, conartist games released the alpha on their site)
User avatar #4 - nabi (03/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
...you don't really know how to do this do you?

google image plz.
User avatar #1 - thehunter (03/08/2010) [+] (9 replies)
wow, u have no idea how to survive the zombies
User avatar #81 - YurBuddy (05/10/2010) [-]
Nabis an asshole
#56 - BurningTyre **User deleted account** (03/09/2010) [-]
I would love to see rednecks driving a homemade technical killing zombies in Tennessee...
#34 - anonymous (03/09/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 789,552,947**
#33 - anonymous (03/09/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 952,790,400**
#32 - anonymous (03/09/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 293,403,628**
#30 - anonymous (03/09/2010) [-]
So you play guitar? i'll raise you some kickass drums.

-anonymous poster #999,999,999
#8 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [-]
thats mah state right there...sounds like me and my friends
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