2012 - EXPLAINED. something that caught my eye while browsing FJ..... 40 - robbythecaveman Sigh. People den' t understand the ofthe Aztec calendar. The Aztecs h
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2012 - EXPLAINED

something that caught my eye while browsing FJ....

40 - robbythecaveman
Sigh. People den' t understand the ******** ofthe Aztec calendar.
The Aztecs had the greatest understanding of astronomy in the history of man. They could
predict things that we aren' t able to today, such as an eclipse that happens EDD years
society becomes extinct. They created a marks these events. The calendar
consists jithree concentric circles. each rotating at a different speed to make a certain
combination ofthe symbols en the circles. The didthat corresponds to Decemberists. 2012 is
marked as the beginning eta new Age of Man. There have been three ages before: The People of
Air. the People of Fire. and the People of Corn. We are the People of Mud. and next will be the
People ecrater.
41 - robbythecaveman
Not . but M Decemberists. 2012. the Earth. the Sun, and the center ofthe galaxy
line up: this only happens ence in millenia. And guess when the last time was? WHEN THE
AGE OF CORN ENDED. There are tablets all ruins depicting what will happen M
12/ 21/ 12. They sheathe meen and sun pouring water, the Goddess of Death emptying her
jug bywater- and Quetzacoatl belching geets bywater onto the earth. This has been
interpreted as a worldwide flood M parrish Neal's Flood.
And . they didn' t run sut of reem M the circle. It was designed in a waitwat there is
December's. 2012 M it. but it is designated as l/ l/ O ofthe Age .
So, saying we' ll all get superpowers?
Me. I' m saying we should start building big beats and gathering two of each animal.
Then..- maybe superpowers.
48 - Islam:
So we can guarentee super powers?
49 - robbythecaveman . .
Ehh, Sure. why not.
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User avatar #10 - Kovio (03/08/2010) [+] (4 replies)
The one major thing that fails about this is, it was the Mayan Calander, not the Aztec one.
User avatar #40 - robbythecaveman (03/08/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Whoa, I feel famous.
User avatar #145 - Old Man Herbert (03/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
robby, wrong calender bro

the MAYAN calender is the one -.-
User avatar #28 - formal (03/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ah no worries cause u c back when the age of corn was begining 2 end they didnt have chuck norris or epic beard man 2 defend the planet
User avatar #19 - TDurden (03/08/2010) [-]
2012: So easy a caveman can do it.
#4 - ryananzo (03/08/2010) [+] (9 replies)
ha its funnt that because the sun earth and centre of the galaxy line up EVERY year on the 21 of december..... so stick that in yer crack pipe n smoke it
#8 to #4 - prestonw (03/08/2010) [-]
no they don't
#282 - mr skeltal (03/09/2010) [+] (5 replies)
i call ******** . only way the world will flood is from melting icecaps. no ****** water gods involved
#284 to #283 - mr skeltal (03/09/2010) [-]
Did you know Global Warming is a proven fact? So was it a fact that the Earth was flat at one time. A fact is something that can be proven wrong, but is wildly accepted.
User avatar #243 - RollMaster (03/09/2010) [+] (6 replies)
**RollMaster rolls 3** if this roll 5 the world wont end in 2012
User avatar #242 - brunderberg (03/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
With Your Powers Combined i Am Captain Planet
#233 - mr skeltal (03/09/2010) [-]
The first comment is mildly interesting, but the second is a load of crap. "The Earth, the Sun, and the center of the galaxy line up; this only happens once in a millenia." Wow... just wow... I can't believe people are so stupid and have SO little knowledge of astronomy that they think that's true. For one, the sun, earth, and galactic equator were most lined up on the winter solstice back in 1998... Not in 2012. It's insignificant; just the result of a human dating system.
User avatar #216 - The Impatient (03/09/2010) [-]
It'll be the only time Kevin Costner will be relevant again. He'll finally have his Waterworld.
#210 - MingZhi (03/09/2010) [-]
Wasn't it the Mayan calender that said that crap? Not the Aztec?
#82 - mr skeltal (03/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
12/21/2012
to do list:
do a barrell roll
User avatar #56 - tavoxman (03/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"No, Im saying you should start building big boats and gathering 2 of each animals"
i'M ON A BOAT!!!
User avatar #297 - LarryPlatt (03/09/2010) [-]
1. Panic

2. Build Boats

3. Flood

4. ???

5. Profit!
User avatar #295 - WhiteAmerica (03/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This is turning into Zelda: Wind Waker all over again....

Gorons will become Traveling Salesman! Zoras will learn to fly! Peoples bodies will shrink dramatically! Little boys will become expert swordsmen and bowmen! Water will cover 90% of the world!

Or ya know....Nothing could happen....Thats a possibility too...
#293 - mr skeltal (03/09/2010) [-]
Actually this guy has no idea what he's talking about.
Earth, sun and the centre of the galaxy line up every year - we spin around the sun, so it's not that unusual.

Now would people please drop this idiocy.
User avatar #171 - EpicFacePalm (03/08/2010) [-]
I smell ******** .
User avatar #155 - Masterpoda ONLINE (03/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
actually the earth was in a more perfect alignment in 1998 than it will be in 2012.
User avatar #135 - BestiaUnus (03/08/2010) [-]
ITS THE ****** MAYANS YOU RETARDS! NOT THE AZTECS! GET IT ******* RIGHT!
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