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2012 - EXPLAINED. something that caught my eye while browsing FJ..... 40 - robbythecaveman Sigh. People den' t understand the mindfuck ofthe Aztec calendar. The

something that caught my eye while browsing FJ....

40 - robbythecaveman
Sigh. People den' t understand the mindfuck ofthe Aztec calendar.
The Aztecs had the greatest understanding of astronomy in the history of man. They could
predict things that we aren' t able to today, such as an eclipse that happens EDD years
society becomes extinct. They created a marks these events. The calendar
consists jithree concentric circles. each rotating at a different speed to make a certain
combination ofthe symbols en the circles. The didthat corresponds to Decemberists. 2012 is
marked as the beginning eta new Age of Man. There have been three ages before: The People of
Air. the People of Fire. and the People of Corn. We are the People of Mud. and next will be the
People ecrater.
41 - robbythecaveman
Not . but M Decemberists. 2012. the Earth. the Sun, and the center ofthe galaxy
line up: this only happens ence in millenia. And guess when the last time was? WHEN THE
AGE OF CORN ENDED. There are tablets all ruins depicting what will happen M
12/ 21/ 12. They sheathe meen and sun pouring water, the Goddess of Death emptying her
jug bywater- and Quetzacoatl belching geets bywater onto the earth. This has been
interpreted as a worldwide flood M parrish Neal's Flood.
And . they didn' t run sut of reem M the circle. It was designed in a waitwat there is
December's. 2012 M it. but it is designated as l/ l/ O ofthe Age .
So, saying we' ll all get superpowers?
Me. I' m saying we should start building big beats and gathering two of each animal.
Then..- maybe superpowers.
48 - Islam:
So we can guarentee super powers?
49 - robbythecaveman . .
Ehh, Sure. why not.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #10 - Kovio
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The one major thing that fails about this is, it was the Mayan Calander, not the Aztec one.
#11 to #10 - anon id: ebf4d134
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^---win. I didn't even notice that error.
#12 to #11 - anon id: 373d45c3
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Another fail about the whole 2012 theory, is that on the Mayan calendar, its already, correct me if I'm mistaken, 2016. The Mayan calendar is 6 years ahead.

Yeah... 2012 is fail.
User avatar #14 to #12 - Kovio
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(03/08/2010) [-]
Why did it not post that in my name...
User avatar #30 to #14 - IluvPedoBear
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because of your pic, I keep reading your comments in Wilson's voice. lol
User avatar #40 - robbythecaveman
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Whoa, I feel famous.
#44 to #40 - OhNoItzJoe **User deleted account**
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User avatar #41 to #40 - funnyjunkdestroyer [OP]
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my pleasure
#47 to #41 - Macarones **User deleted account**
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also it was the mayans not the aztecs
User avatar #145 - Old Man Herbert
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(03/08/2010) [-]
robby, wrong calender bro

the MAYAN calender is the one -.-
User avatar #152 to #145 - Connorspace
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I ******* LOVE THIS MAN!
User avatar #173 to #145 - CrushOrange
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I was gonna say, I thought we followed the Mayan's lol
User avatar #28 - formal
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ah no worries cause u c back when the age of corn was begining 2 end they didnt have chuck norris or epic beard man 2 defend the planet
User avatar #222 to #28 - lEpicBeardManl
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I could kick chuck norfags ass
User avatar #19 - TDurden
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(03/08/2010) [-]
2012: So easy a caveman can do it.
#4 - ryananzo
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(03/08/2010) [-]
ha its funnt that because the sun earth and centre of the galaxy line up EVERY year on the 21 of december..... so stick that in yer crack pipe n smoke it
#8 to #4 - prestonw
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no they don't
User avatar #25 to #8 - Denmark
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yeah they do... stupid ******* anons voted ryanzo down even though he is right.
#65 to #25 - anon id: 57ac1f20
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actually we can't thumb the comments
User avatar #129 to #65 - Denmark
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oh sry then, stupid members I guess
they thumbed me down but they dont know anything, stupid *********
before you thumbs down go to youtube and search
"neil degrasse tyson 2012" and watch the first video
#235 to #129 - anon id: 0ccf116d
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Because youtube knows more than the history channel.
User avatar #332 to #235 - Denmark
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stupid anonymous, the guy in the video is one of the most respected astronomers around.
#333 to #332 - prestonw
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"Every year for the last 1000 years or so, on the winter solstice, the Earth, Sun and the galactic equator come into alignment." And it changes every year slightly. So you do your research, dumbass. Get more than 1 source before you talk.
User avatar #338 to #333 - Denmark
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ummm no they dont, they align every year, where are you getting your **** from?
#339 to #338 - prestonw
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Earth sky org & wikipedia among others. Just look it up dumbass. You're making yourself look stupid. Don't argue if you don't know your facts. The most perfect alignment was in 1998.
User avatar #242 - brunderberg
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(03/09/2010) [-]
With Your Powers Combined i Am Captain Planet
User avatar #252 to #242 - RollMaster
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THE DICE HAVE SPOKEN!
User avatar #250 to #242 - Captain Planet
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No your not, I am... and you know nothing of my work.
User avatar #256 to #250 - brunderberg
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OMG CAPTAIN PLANET
User avatar #216 - The Impatient
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(03/09/2010) [-]
It'll be the only time Kevin Costner will be relevant again. He'll finally have his Waterworld.
#210 - MingZhi
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(03/09/2010) [-]
Wasn't it the Mayan calender that said that crap? Not the Aztec?
User avatar #56 - tavoxman
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(03/08/2010) [-]
"No, Im saying you should start building big boats and gathering 2 of each animals"
i'M ON A BOAT!!!
User avatar #64 to #56 - Lilyo
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(03/08/2010) [-]
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILIN ON A BOAT!!!