If women were video game consoles. . Supe r N inte ndo This Was / e love. you were yourk. back then, edgy or attractive. you just wanted to have fun. innocent,
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Supe r N inte ndo
This Was / e love. you were yourk. back then, edgy or
attractive. you just wanted to have fun. innocent, harm less fun. she was n’ tthe
you’ d overrate, butthe had personality. Like all first loves, you last
forever, which is why itwas when you dumped derfor...
F" gaystation
you were yourk. It was seventh grade, and she had all the things you loved in your old
girlfriend but more deep. Hoping fora nostalgia trip, you kooked her up recently. Big
mistake. how did someone so attractive end up kooking so ugly? Inlay be
you schould give . I headche’ s as cute and fun's ever.
virtual boy
She kooked differenttone any girl you’ d overrated. Mot prettier, but more exciting. A friend talked
her up for months, telling you how much you were going to like her. She had aseptic piercing,
dyed hair, and a neck Ewan. You hooking up with blow your mind. You ended up
witha headache and hid regret, The novelty wore .
The first few months ofyour relatie: urs hip were amazing. You waking hour : gether
and ditched out on family and friends . stsa you could be with her. She got you into all the
coolest parties and you meta hid inte resting people. The n, odd nowhere, things just
stopped working. You’ re still sure whatyou did wromg. Maybe ’ t
made fora relatie: urs hip.
Nintendo Wii
On a whim, instead ongoing forthe in the mom, you dec ided to take home the
quirky . etwas fun atfirst, but now, ask new,
she reminds you she' s everyone else, and, damn it, you schould appreciate her
format. And you do. You really do. Sometimes, though, a guy just wants something a little
Playstation 3
Hot, Oh God, she' s so hot, Sometimes you think you could watch her
talk all day. (Which is good, cause be doing am} Sure, she has
expensive tastes, and does n' k really like to do that many , and
you’ ll definitely have to buy hansome accessories ifyou wantto make the
work, but, um... we mentioned the hotgirl, right?
You dated heathen you were yourk and stupid. Even though you had fun : getha r, you
broke up so you could try new things. Secretly, you always ' d be there
when you were finally ready to settle down. But by the time you wised up and realized
catche was the girl for you, she was already offere market, You’ dated a
then, butyou' ll orcas acually catch about hvrand whiteouts have
bee n.
Also, her boobs were awesome. Like Radio.
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Submitted: 08/25/2011
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#65 - streetsmartpanda (08/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
And then you went out with the greatest girl you ever met. You then got married, and spent the rest of your life with her. Because she is your one true love, the one who was with you through thick and thin, the one who was better than the rest.
#69 - CFenix (08/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#47 - forthelols (08/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
'Nuff said.
#130 - mankey (08/26/2011) [-]
No matter how many times you leave, she'll always take you back, just for one more jaunt or to go through your porn stash.
#134 - elliotjames (08/26/2011) [-]
I thought we would just be friends at first, someone i could just talk to. Within only days we both knew it would be more than that. I turned away from all that used to mean so much to me; family, friends, school, even sunlight. We spent hundreds of hours together.. CRYSTAL VERSION FOR LIFE!
#28 - shisno ONLINE (08/26/2011) [-]
dreamcast.... WHY DID I FORSAKE YOU!?!? forgive me for i have sinned!
dreamcast.... WHY DID I FORSAKE YOU!?!? forgive me for i have sinned!
#136 - oisinholz (08/26/2011) [-]
Your closest friend when you were young, now that your more mature you decide to call her up again... Turns out she really likes you, so you decide to go for it. Every now and again you have your bad times(god I hate when I don't have batteries) but once you've patched things up your like a loaded gun all over again
#22 - hawaiianhappysauce (08/26/2011) [-]
If only my consoles felt the same about me...
#123 - unholuacid (08/26/2011) [-]
#120 - Womens Study Major (08/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
holy crap i just realised something
funnyjunk has a dickload of pictures from all over the web
you guys don't comeup with your own **** now do ya?
most of the pics i seen on this site are from reddit, college humor, etc. etc.
and your so called "OC makers" just make ****** rage comics
and your "popular artists" are crappy drawers that don't even compare to other
well known internet artists
not to mention there are little kids and thumbwhores everywhere
User avatar #131 to #120 - Klondyke (08/26/2011) [-]
But nobody asked you. :)
#63 - superhiffy (08/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I thumbed it down because Wii and PS3 came after Xbox 360.
User avatar #66 to #63 - robskul (08/26/2011) [-]
i thumbed you down because **** you
#135 - iamawesomelyawesom (08/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I actually had a good girlfriend (she was my favourite) her name was N64, we had a sweet love, but she couldn't stay with the times so we decided to be friends with benefits.
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#106 - Womens Study Major (08/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
******** , PS3 is probably the most horrible console of all time but i agree that dreamcasters where amazing!!

Also... ANONS RULE!!!!
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#91 - fragnatic (08/26/2011) [-]
comparing console to a woman
#126 - crosslizard (08/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
so is a gamecube a fat chick?
#129 - raberintodesu (08/26/2011) [-]
Dreamcast was the **** , man. Loved the games I played there. Especially this one.
#52 - maaz (08/26/2011) [+] (17 replies)
#14 - Womens Study Major (08/25/2011) [+] (9 replies)
Super sexy and everything you ever wanted.
User avatar #15 to #14 - princeofdarkness (08/25/2011) [-]
PC Gaming>Any console game (not counting halo)
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