Hmmmm. EDIT: Haters gonna hate ... :/. Thumb this post if you are , according to Funnyjunk, 'one of the few' that does not use lube when fapping M... Everyone on funnyjunk is a gullible . I've seen 5 thumb whores in the past week. you op.
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#1272 - gvk (08/26/2011) [-]
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User avatar #1296 to #1272 - TheHaloGuy (08/26/2011) [-]
C'mon people, thumb this **** up! I wonna know the rest of the story!!!
#1298 to #1296 - stackablesoup (08/26/2011) [-]
Yes! 50th thumb! :D  
Gif Unrelated :)
Yes! 50th thumb! :D
Gif Unrelated :)
User avatar #1305 to #1272 - TomasArnar (08/26/2011) [-]
Waiting for OP to deliver...
User avatar #1314 to #1272 - elitetroll (08/26/2011) [-]
AND THEN THEY ****** there, youve gotten more
User avatar #1300 to #1272 - TheHaloGuy (08/26/2011) [-]
Deliver bitch!
#1297 to #1272 - faither (08/26/2011) [-]
Ohh op, tell us more
User avatar #1288 to #1272 - combuf (08/26/2011) [-]
OP better ******* delivar
#899 - yarolord (08/26/2011) [-]
Seriously, stop. This is not Facebook.
User avatar #909 to #899 - janderp (08/26/2011) [-]
I see what you did there
#957 to #909 - overtenthousand (08/26/2011) [-]
We need to go deeper
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User avatar #519 to #493 - bryansevencs (08/26/2011) [-]
did you check under that monitor you just threw?
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#249 to #246 - FightClub (08/26/2011) [-]
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no. it says i commented and clicked next. so i commented first.
User avatar #252 to #249 - Funnypics (08/26/2011) [-]
ik i read it wrong
#253 to #252 - FightClub (08/26/2011) [-]
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yeah i noticed when you deleted your post LOL
#1512 to #62 - xkmarcus (08/26/2011) [-]
Oh my god, this is top comment.

Better jump on the bandwagon.
#85 to #62 - rayffles (08/25/2011) [-]
Me too.
#88 to #62 - swari (08/25/2011) [-]
Sorry pal, "under his bed" will be occupied tonight.

Also, all nights.
#414 to #88 - anon (08/26/2011) [-]
your welcome to use the closet
User avatar #1062 to #414 - mynameiscolin (08/26/2011) [-]
i'm sorry OP is currently hiding in there
User avatar #1060 to #414 - HighLitedHelios (08/26/2011) [-]
but that's where OP is hiding.
User avatar #1064 to #1060 - mynameiscolin (08/26/2011) [-]
i think that we posted simultaneously
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#660 to #536 - anon (08/26/2011) [-]
I know you're getting thumbed down but seriously, that is some annoying **** .

It's not that goddamn difficult people. GET IT RIGHT.
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#1137 to #1112 - crazyhumla (08/26/2011) [-]
that one flew right over my head
#1188 to #1137 - anon (08/26/2011) [-]
If we correct it it says:
"There there, you're just a bit upset, there's no reason to cry."

Meaning they made SIX grammatical and spelling errors, including sentence capping (CAPS and a full stop).
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#80 to #62 - deletedmyaccount (08/25/2011) [-]
...with lube.
User avatar #802 - escalator (08/26/2011) [-]
**escalator rolls 4** if 4 op is literally a faggot
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User avatar #816 to #811 - TurkDragon (08/26/2011) [-]
RED AND PURPLE? HOWWWWW!!!!!
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#845 to #802 - fujitaka **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#826 to #802 - rimial (08/26/2011) [-]
SOMEONE GIVE THIS GUY A 			*******		 MEDAL!!!
SOMEONE GIVE THIS GUY A ******* MEDAL!!!

#808 to #802 - ballzer (08/26/2011) [-]
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#1423 - JonnySmith (08/26/2011) [-]
Really? Over 6000 thumbs? I am curious as to how this post recieved so many, this is, quite possibly, the worst content I have ever seen on Funnyjunk, and I've been here for years (mainly anonymous) and I ******* hate you.
User avatar #1425 to #1423 - JonnySmith (08/26/2011) [-]
And no, I do not use lube, but I'm not going to give you a ******* thumb because we share a quality
#614 - jakelemt (08/26/2011) [-]
This is such thumb whoring
#378 - prinzvegeta (08/26/2011) [-]
lube is for beginners, real men do it raw, AND WE LIIKE IT DAMMIT!
lube is for beginners, real men do it raw, AND WE LIIKE IT DAMMIT!
#369 - KievLeviathan ONLINE (08/26/2011) [-]
uncircumcised, no lube required
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#602 - theymarvel (08/26/2011) [-]
wow 3327 people don't use lube and another 26000 are too embarassed to admit it.
#426 - scorpidea (08/26/2011) [-]
Well now, would a toaster filled with sand count as lube?
#429 to #426 - indiancoolie (08/26/2011) [-]
I can fap to this...
I can fap to this...
User avatar #459 to #429 - wolvesbrickwall (08/26/2011) [-]
god dammit i saw this on 4chan and i nearly **** myself. i never new a comic could scare me.
User avatar #435 to #433 - scorpidea (08/26/2011) [-]
OOOps, I am sorry I meant to say 3lbs of raw beef, one dozen water balloons and a garden weasel.
User avatar #450 to #435 - ggingerking (08/26/2011) [-]
my question is how would one go about applying that to one's PENIS
User avatar #456 to #450 - scorpidea (08/26/2011) [-]
With the use of a ball peen hammer, a circus midget and a woolly mammoth. Of course.
User avatar #516 to #456 - ggingerking (08/26/2011) [-]
so you have the mammoth scare the weasel out of the garden and then have it step on it so it goes completely flat, then you pick it up and have the midget use it like a balloon and he makes a dog animal balloon, a skill he learned while in the circus. you take the dog weasel hit the body with a ball peen hammer popping it. since it is twisted no other areas loose air, then u fill the popped area with 2 pounds of the meat. you wrap the remaining pound around your PENIS and let the weasel rest on top of it. The meat should stick together so now that you have a half popped dog weasel filled with meat on your meat covered dick you tie the weasel around your dick. then pop 5 of the water balloons on top of it all. The plastic residue in the water left by the balloons reacts with the fat in the body of the weasel to create a chemical similar to silicone. Now you wait for 20 minutes, this silicone like substance mixes with the meat to the enzymes in the meat break down the larger moecules of the substance. After 30 minutes this substance starts to run and become viscous. You then grab the dog legs of the weasel and pull and it along with the meat should easily slide off your dick. the now runny substance will remain behind with some meat and weasel guts. Pop the remainder of the balloons and let the water wash off the remianing meat and weasel parts, the substance created should not come off due to the fact that it is oily and water obviously doesnt mix with oil. What remains is the oily substance, aka the perfect lube!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1172 to #516 - scorpidea (08/26/2011) [-]
you forgot about the toaster full of sand... and a garden weasel is a tool (pic related)
#137 - Hydra (08/25/2011) [-]
User avatar #929 to #137 - itchyballios (08/26/2011) [-]
******* win hahah
User avatar #234 to #137 - XxJACKISHERExX (08/25/2011) [-]
yea that faggot is also in our alphabet between n and q
User avatar #1018 to #234 - Hydra (08/26/2011) [-]
I do not understand this.
#1070 to #1018 - TheRealSadPanda (08/26/2011) [-]
mnOPqrs
User avatar #1508 to #1070 - Hydra (08/26/2011) [-]
Ah. I understand now.
User avatar #156 to #137 - danbonifant (08/25/2011) [-]
I LOL'D
User avatar #144 to #135 - mourningspawn (08/25/2011) [-]
hahaha theres this guy in my class that says that :o
User avatar #162 to #144 - mrgoodbunny (08/25/2011) [-]

its me.
User avatar #163 to #162 - mourningspawn (08/25/2011) [-]
naaawww
User avatar #166 to #164 - mourningspawn (08/25/2011) [-]
LIES.
#177 to #175 - mrgoodbunny (08/25/2011) [-]
NO, YOU ARE THE ONE TRIPPING, NEGRO.
#182 to #177 - mourningspawn (08/25/2011) [-]
its called a 			******
its called a ******
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