Motivational Life. Special Edition

dont you think this is getting ol-HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

Ugh...That really hurt.

Ah, just let me gather myself.

Oh! Look! made the top 60 with 88 thumbs. Wow, this is really neat.

THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

I FEEL SO OVER ENJ-HNNNNNNNNNG!

Someone...Screen Cap....and Post.....Seeing light......Oh, look, It's Grandpa! Hi Grandpa....wait...what do you mean this will never get the font page if it's posted? Wait...THIS MUST BE HELL! AAAAAUUUUGGGHH! oooh...coffee....GOD DAMNIT THE COFFEE IS COLD!

DONT WORRY BRO! I KNOW CP-HHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

Let me help yo-HRRRRNNNNGGGG

i have a floppy cock in my hands and i cant stop playing with it
....... and its not mine

you win... you win comments.

Have you played any videogames as a kid?
I'm sure you did.

So, whenever you fail, you see not only "game over" but "retry?" as well, right?.
Try again and again, over and over. Different girls, different ways.

Don't fucking cry, just because you are a man and one day you WILL find your love. I believe in you.

Hero

What the guy below me said.

Thanks man, have a thumb :D

good luck ^^

rape her !

thumbs for all!

i know the feel bro.

I love your avatar btw xD

just be yourself, talk to her as if ur talking to your friends.

You're telling me. I have so many issues. Mostly ADHD, Depression, Bi-polar disorder, Anxiety, the list goes on. My ex broke my heart since I'm a "internet/fj addict". I'll never find someone.

depression, bipolar, ADHD ADD OCD AND L-E-G-I-T
stay positive bro

I try to stay positive. I mostly just stay in my room and make things. Like right now I'm making Halo Armour. I'm a weirdo.

ur not wierd ur fucking awesome
Halo armour
thats awesome
ur probably british or canadian right?
this guy made an epic halo reach sniper
fuck yeah xbox 360
ps3 is cool too

I'm actually a mix of German and Polish. I've finished the boots, forearms, shoulders, handplates, crotch, and 1 bicep. I plan to finish the armour by Halloween.

you know whats funny?
they actually have a halo costume
lol crotch
thats fucking awesome i hope you upload pics
are you going to add a jetpack?
or weapon?
i try to add as much stuff into one comment so i dont get thumbed down for thinking of new things and replying to myself over and over again
lol HALOween

I will probably upload a post of all my armour and me at school wearing the full body armour.

**harmphrey rolls 44**
wait your still in school?
college right?
or high school?
or middle school?!!?!?
holy shit if ur in middle school i will get dubs on this roll

High School.

lets just pm each other lol
pic related

comment on profile.

lol okay

Being yourself isn't always the solution, however you should be yourself aslong as you can CHANGE yourself. Find out what she likes, if she has common interests with you etc. If she still rejects you she wasn't worth it to begin with. Only chose them that are worth it. And the most important rule : DON'T EVER BUY THEM DRINKS! Believe me you don't want to do that, it's actually a test women do, so you don't want to fall in their trap, when a woman asks you to buy here a drink either reject her or tell her to buy YOU one while she's at it ;P

In the words of Kurt Cobain:
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

TELL THAT BITCH YOU LOVE HER WHILE YOU RAPE HER

I could honestly tell her anything and talk to her all day. In fact she is mainly the only person I hang out with. We have movie night pretty damn much every night after she is done working. Thats where I get to talk to her instead of watching a movie. Seeing her is literally the highlight of my day, week, month. She knows she can tell me anything. But you know that feeling where every time you know you wont see her today and you get that feeling in your chest and stomach and you're like damn this feels awful yeah I get that when she can't see me on her breaks to hang out with me for a hour or two. I guess the part of the day I look forward to is when I wake up shoot her a text saying "Good morning" and having the privilege for her to call me so I can hear her voice. I could type good things about her all day, and I could stare into her eyes and talk to her all day. That is the love of my life fj. Would anyone else care to get something off their chest? Dontfuckingcry.jpg

I may not know that feel, but I'm still sympathetic. I hope she does love you and one of you works up the courage to tell the other. Good luck, man.

Thanks :)

No problem.

what i'd be like inside

oh n i know that feel bro

same here, same here.

And yes, we ALL know that fucking awful feel.

Did you ask her out?

Yeah, she said yeah. We're going to 30 minutes or less tonight.

**jokersaysamuseme rolls 88**

**denooo rolls 6**

Wish I had cocaine

That may be the most adorable thing I've ever read.

you sir, are a decent person.*a huge compliment in this day and age*

Thank you very much.

I know that feel bro.

I was thinking about my ex-boyfriend.

The one that dumped me an hour ago.

FML

well aint that some shit :( but this girl is on my mind every time



pic related to your douche bag ex

ur not alone pal, everytime im about to text her i try to have it planned out,then fail epically in the process..

one day my love......... ONE DAY(insert that one pic here)

FUCK YOU CHEYENNE, FUCK YOU!!!!

:(

Wait.. WUT? Go on...

he tried to fuck ur mom but she was not there... he then tried for your dad but he was not there either... then he went to your bird but couldnt find it... all all that was left was your dog... XD

i think thats pretty much how it goes XD

Dont forget the mexican pirate

damn it.. i knew somebody was missing.. well they were all missing anyway..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQyHtUeJYPE
Just a warning the lyrics are a bit.... inappropriate so i would not watch it around your parents

haters gonna hate

its a good pivot animation. kinda choppy and long, but appropriate for this thread. my image, however, is not.

PIVOT. I used to do this shit all the time.