SOME RACIST JOKES. im not actually racist... haha these are REALLY funny!!! please rate up or down. JOKES Why do they put cotton in pill bottles? To remind blac
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SOME RACIST JOKES

im not actually racist... haha these are REALLY funny!!! please rate up or down

JOKES
Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind black people they used to pick cotton before they were
drug dealers!
Why was a black man with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting!
Why was white chocolate invented?
So black kids could get messy too!
What do you call a black man having sex?
Rape
Why don' t black people like blow jobs?
Black people don' t like AN Y jobs
W do white folks go to black peoples' garage sales?
To get their stuff back
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.....
Why are black peoples hands whiter than the rest of
their bodies?
There is a little good in everyone!
Oh... and just a note... i am not actually racist i just
think these are ! :DD
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Submitted: 03/07/2010
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User avatar #93 - Masterpoda ONLINE (03/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
what do you do if your tv is floating in the middle of the night?

say: "drop it, ****** ."

*Prepares for racial thumb-downs*
#92 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [-]
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he is black.
User avatar #95 - gilgindor (03/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Whats faster than a black guy stealing your tv?
His brother stealing the VCR.

Whats the most confusing day for black people?
Fathers Day.
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User avatar #80 - paidingum (03/08/2010) [-]
whats the worst part of being a ****** jew?

you have to sit at the back of the oven
#6 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [-]
im pretty sure your racist
User avatar #117 - Killerdreage (03/08/2010) [-]
I would have given you a thumbs up, but then I saw "hilariouse".
User avatar #73 - RedchronicX (03/08/2010) [-]
What did god say to the first black man he created?

"Damn! I burnt one!"
User avatar #59 - bradynissen (03/08/2010) [-]
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman.

User avatar #54 - chris chris (03/08/2010) [-]
HOW DO YOU STARVE A BLACK MAN?

..........................................................................

PUT HIS FOOD STAMPS IN HIS WORK BOOTS
#31 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (03/08/2010) [-]
Just to get some sexism out of the page:

Q: What happens when a blonde throws a grenade at you?






A: Pull the pin.... and throw it back.
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User avatar #8 - Tinklebooboo (03/08/2010) [-]
Yeah we'll I'm not actually gay but I think
hot dogs are delicious
and
unicorns are sexy
#115 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
im not radist, i used to have a bunch of blaack friends...til my dad sold them.
#109 - MachoPPMan **User deleted account** (03/08/2010) [-]
Where are the sexist jokes?
#61 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
all you racist ppl need to go suck somethin for real...cuz i dont think any of its funny at all...and the person that posted this picture is obviously a dumbass cuz he/she spelled halarious wrong....and how can u say ur not racist but its funny? that makes no sence at all...wow what a jerkfaced dumbass!?!?!?!?!?
User avatar #66 to #61 - SgtFourLeaf (03/08/2010) [-]
stupid ****** go return this PC
User avatar #58 - bradynissen (03/08/2010) [-]
Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.
#17 - tackypyramid (03/08/2010) [-]
Go **** yourself.
#9 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [-]
im not a racist, racism is a crime, and crrime is for black people
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#33 - lwinsanity (03/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I laughed at how many people post this and say they arent racist. And then the comments saying "I lol'd.... but im still not racist." Who cares if you are? We wont hold you higher in the community for that self proclamation.
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