Attempted Robbery. . I' m really scared. I int came home to an attempted burglary. Thankfully my laptop, guitars, accordion, Wll, liquor, Kitchen Aid mixer, Kin
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Attempted Robbery

I' m really scared. I int came home to an attempted burglary.
Thankfully my laptop, guitars, accordion, Wll, liquor,
Kitchen Aid mixer, Kindle, some spare cash weren' t taken.
It wasn' t what = came for....
alal' gilf "rerry'
My girlfriend bakes the most delicious rye bread
known to man.
Whoever did this, knows quality when = see it.
He had returned to the scene of the crime!
In broad daylight too!
How bold was this scofflaw?!
I got scared and quickly grabbed what remained of my
precious bread. I closed the window and he began to
freak out!
Then he just sat there and stared at me.
I don' t know what to do?
I' m afraid he' ll come back friends _
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Submitted: 08/23/2011
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#70 - Megabyte (08/24/2011) [+] (5 replies)
So, all of your musical stuff was left untouched?
#73 to #73 - Megabyte (08/24/2011) [-]
Bro, you got robbed by Nickelback.
#260 - SirPyro (08/24/2011) [-]
Oh Christ, I thought that was a beehive at first glance.
#231 - internetjesus (08/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I guess you could say

"Sunglasses on"

He was nuts for that rye bread

#39 - Crossraod (08/24/2011) [-]
Squirrel!
#240 - pcakes (08/24/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Gonads and strife! Gonads and strife gonads and stiiiiiiiife!

any other funnyjunker remember this?
#75 - moviebuff (08/24/2011) [+] (9 replies)
Strangle the bastard.
#178 - squirrelassault (08/24/2011) [-]
Dude, I totally thought that sandwich was a beehive for most of the comic.... idk why
User avatar #267 - Eggs (08/24/2011) [-]
when he comes back look him in the eyes and slowly eat sandwich
#247 - igustai (08/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #35 - bladeboy (08/24/2011) [-]
Directed by M.Night Shymalanadingdong
#1 - MisleadingTruth (08/23/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Dont worry
Dont worry
#100 - jevee (08/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Who else thought that it was KFC instead of Bread.
Who else thought that it was KFC instead of Bread.
#258 - FightClub (08/24/2011) [-]
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#280 - yournewdad (08/24/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Damn ninja squirrels
Damn ninja squirrels
+16
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#56 - injun (08/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
use this
use this
#89 - pokemonhoarder (08/24/2011) [-]
Captain, we could not recover the bread. We have failed you.
#34 - nerb (08/24/2011) [-]
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