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User avatar #21 - Angry (08/22/2011) [-]
Was it a woman that cut off her arm with a pocket knife after being trapped under a boulder for days? No? I didn't ******* think so.
User avatar #31 to #21 - connorjay (08/23/2011) [-]
Still, I'd rather cut my own arm off than have my nuts kicked...
User avatar #34 to #31 - Angry (08/23/2011) [-]
Balls recover over time and the pain is moderate to high, cutting your ******* arm off with a pocket knife on the other hand, can you imagine slicing through muscles, tendons, and BONE with a ***** little knife. That's ******** pain bro.
User avatar #52 to #34 - iRetaliate (08/23/2011) [-]
Also, it's not JUST the physical pain, but also the emotional pain of just knowing that your only method of survival is by ruining your body in a way that will make everything much more difficult...

There's no emotional pain in pregnancy, and every woman who screams out post-partum depression just does it so they don't have to do anything after having their child.
User avatar #54 to #52 - Angry (08/23/2011) [-]
I'm not gay at all, but I ******* hate women..
User avatar #36 to #34 - connorjay (08/23/2011) [-]
But... my nuts...
User avatar #37 to #36 - Angry (08/23/2011) [-]
They don't fall off. You'll live..
User avatar #38 to #37 - connorjay (08/23/2011) [-]
But... it hurts...
User avatar #44 to #38 - blargmode (08/23/2011) [-]
Yeah but the next day everything is back to normal with the balls, but you'll have to live the rest of your life without an arm
User avatar #55 to #44 - connorjay (08/23/2011) [-]
But... my baaalls....
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