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User avatar #7 - butteredass **User deleted account** (08/22/2011) [+] (17 replies)
people don't care about beauty in music anymore, they just want to consume, consume, consume and consume again. Why do you think people listen to stuff like Justin Bieber? because it's a gimmick that fits the need of those consumers. It's basic, it's childish, it looks glamorous, It's easy to understand and shallow. perfect for a generation of tween girls that wasn't educated to appreciate the depth and potential of music. Same goes for the movie industry. Stars must be glamorous, the plot must be either very simple to understand or terribly confusing so that hipsters can muse about it.
#149 - lancecripple (08/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**lancecripple rolls 00**
#118 - mintberrycrunch (08/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
once i saw a guy playing a violin. i stopped and asked him why in all of the world would he pick this spot. this very spot that you chose to play this fine peice of art. and then he said "who are you and why are you in my house?" hen i took a shit on his furniture. life is good.
#421 - darkstarz (08/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**darkstarz rolls 22**
#365 - cultofcthulhu (08/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Mother nature is like "SLOOOOOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOOOWN"
So you say "FUCK YOU" and kick he in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
#62 - hudat (08/22/2011) [+] (4 replies)
From what i just read i can say that it seems like children notice this more then adult thus meaning that children notice more things then we do.... the mind of a child is quite amazing at times.
#327 - laylow **User deleted account** (08/22/2011) [-]
moral of the story rob violinists in the metro the violin could be wort 3 million dollars
#64 - Rukioish (08/22/2011) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #194 - Athenaenvy (08/22/2011) [+] (5 replies)
YOU'LL BE MOVING SO FAST MOTHER NATURE WILL BE LIKE "sloooowwww dowwwnn" AND YOU'LL BE LIKE "FUCKYOU!!!!" AND KICK HER IN THE FACE WITH YOUR -ENERGY LEGS-
#35 - nekrokina (08/22/2011) [-]
Holy shit. He has like 4 chins!
Holy shit. He has like 4 chins!
#451 - kodac (08/23/2011) [-]
#197 - milkcoupon (08/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Did anyone else see this?
User avatar #138 - LordGaga (08/22/2011) [-]
I saw a security camera video of this. Yes, most people ignored him, but to be fair he was right next to the exit, so if you were to stop and watch you'd be blocking a ton of people, and I'm sure most people probably didn't even hear it over the sound of the subway.

Also, $35 an hour is pretty damn good...
#84 - zetsumeitaka (08/22/2011) [+] (4 replies)
a 3.5 million dollar violin... Has to be a Stradivarius.
a 3.5 million dollar violin... Has to be a Stradivarius.
#427 - izimbra **User deleted account** (08/22/2011) [-]
User avatar #264 - CityKid (08/22/2011) [-]
I bet if it was lil wayne or soulja boy all those white kid wanna be gangstas would have stopped and listened and all those moms would have stopped to suck his dick.
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