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Life Facts 2

Life' s strange Part
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days,
you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9
months, enough gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb.
A pig' s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
In my next life I want to be a pig)
How' d they figure this out, and why?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
people live, on average, nine years
longer than people do.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane
crashes.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at
waking you up in the morning.
percent of the people who use
personal ads for dating are already married.
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is
from the days when the engines were pulled by
horses. The horses were stabled on the ground
floor and figured out how to walk up straight
staircases.
Turtles can breathe through their butts
On average, 100 people choke to death on
pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they
do death
No word in the English language rhymes with
MONTH.'
Our eyes are always the some size from birth,
but our nose and ears never stop growing.
SCARY!!!
If Barbie were , her measurements would
be . She would stand seven feet, two
inches tall. Barbie' s full name is Barbara
Millicent Roberts.
When cats are happy or pleased, they squeeze
their eyes shut
80% of all pictures on the internet are of naked
women
According to a Kinsey survey, 75% of men
ejaculate within three minutes after penetration
Jaguars are frightened by dogs
Cleopatra married two of her brothers
Ants never sleep
The human brain is 80% water
Hugo Boss designed some of the Nazi SS uniforms
Worldwide, there are approximately 100 million
acts of sexual intercourse each day.
Studies have proven that it is harder to tell a
convincing lie to someone you find sexually
attractive
5% of the world population lives in the US but
22% of the world' s prisons population are held in
the us.
Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for
being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.
Thank' s for support and thumb.
Those are real facts from my books
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#175 - Ravaged (08/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If I kill myself now then right handed people only have 9 years to live...
#60 - derpes (08/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Fear me more than death?






That's cool, bro. I understand.
#216 - xGODx (08/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
100 million acts of sex each day, and I can't get laid once.
#91 - Izzilussa (08/21/2011) [-]
Turtles must have ****** morning breath.
#160 - halfdemon (08/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i guess you could say that the nazis were dressed, like a boss
User avatar #105 - froghole (08/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
month.
cunts if you have a lisp.
#533 - wasnotme (08/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**wasnotme rolls 99**
#218 - apileofsocks (08/22/2011) [+] (9 replies)
Well... ****
#226 to #218 - Womens Study Major (08/22/2011) [-]
It's because there's less left handed people, so the average figure is more affected by extremes.
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#188 - shoyle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#3 - drmrfarrell (08/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
good thing i've ridden more planes than donkeys...
#179 - commentking (08/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
If 80% of pictures on the internet are of naked women....



Than 19% of the remaining 20 must me of cats.
#136 - DeathclawRulez (08/21/2011) [-]
i'm left handed
i'm left handed
#440 - knowmads (08/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**knowmads rolls 11**
#367 - somebodyelseguy (08/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
96% of statistics are made up
#257 - Womens Study Major (08/22/2011) [+] (3 replies)
month, drunk, funk, dunk
that's just a few
orange, pourage
User avatar #259 to #257 - MrsKoolAidMan (08/22/2011) [-]
Do you not know what rhyming is?
#260 - shabalaguy (08/22/2011) [-]
Barney Stinson successfully lies all the time to sexually attractive women
Barney Stinson successfully lies all the time to sexually attractive women
#421 - bmillzpe (08/22/2011) [-]
"A pig's orgasm last's for 30 minutes."
User avatar #189 - ieaturchildren (08/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
also an ant can cum up to 50 feet so imagine a antpig it'd be like a ******* fire hose
#106 - Crake (08/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Yo dawg, I heard u like world records so we gave guiness world records a world record so you can have a world record in your world record book about your world record book.
#192 - mathnerds (08/21/2011) [-]
According to that, this cat must be happy.
According to that, this cat must be happy.
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