Boys vs girls

7:00am waking up in the morning
7:05am gotta be fresh
7:30am gotta go downstairs
7:35am gotta hate my bowl gotta have cereal
7:45am seeing everything the time is going
7:46am ticking on and on everybody's rushing
7:55am gotta catch my bus I see my friends
7:55am kicking in the front seat sitting in the back seat
8:30am gotta make my mind up which seat can I take?

Wow that was so lame, I apologize.

>Wake up 7am
>Get FRESH
>Go downstairs
>Have my bowl
>Have cereal
>See everything
>Time is ticking on
>Everyone seems to be rushing
>Get down to the bus stop
>Don't take bus because I'm a cunt.

>Wake up at 7
>Get Fresh
>Get Downstairs
>Get a bowl
>Have cereal
>Head down to the bus stop
>See my friends
>Contemplate which seat I should take
>fuck bitches get money

Gif related. kind of.

**dinfar rolls 33** dubs and I wake up at 5am tommorow

wake up
realize i forgot to turn my swag off
realize i dont have swag
cry myself back to sleep

wake up
put on clothes
go back to sleep
mom screams at me to wake up
go to school
sleep in school
best day ever

6:58- Wake Up
6:59- Fap
7:00- Leave for school

7:02- Fap

School starts at 7:30
6:30 wakes up to one of those mosquito noise Alarm Clocks that drives you insane....sleep
7:00 wake up, brush teeth walk to school
7:30 arrives at school, no one there
then I realize...ITS FUCKING SATURDAY

7:00 Wake up
7:01 Fall back to sleep
8:00 Wake up again from second alarm
8:01 Fall back to sleep
9:00 Third alarm, realise I'm late for school
9:00 Jump up, trip over morning wood
9:00 Break nose
9:01 Morning wood calms and releases piss
9:01 Bedroom carpet soaked in piss
9:01 Put tissue down on carpet
9:01 Run out of bedroom to stairs
9:01 Slip on wet underside of feet
9:01 Fall down stairs
9:01 Nose dents completely
9:02 Shove exhausted face in cereal box and eat what I can
9:05 Sprint outside
9:05 Going too fast, fly over garden wall
9:06 Knees meet concrete
9:10 Ambulance arrives
9:10 I don't want medical attention
9:10 Brutally murder all medics
9:11 Realise I am now Voldemort.

And that's my daily routine.

Me:
7AM: Waking up in the morning.
7.30AM: Gotta get fresh and go downtairs
8AM: I have my bowl and have cereal.
8.30AM: I see everything and notice the time is going!
8.32AM: It's ticking on and on, everybody's rushing
8.45AM: I get down to the bus stop, try to catch my bus.
8.46AM: I see my friends.

Monday school starts at 8:30AM
7:43AM - Internal clock wakes me up* "Oh shit! Why did I not set the alarm clock!?"
7:44 - Runs around the house in only underwear trying to locate all of my school stuff
7:45 -Puts toast in toaster. Still in underwear. Notices big sister being on her laptop in the kitchen (No pun intended). Laughs at me having a heart attack.
7:47 - Pants on. Clothes on. Toast done. Dine toast.
7:50~7:55 Teeth brushed, Deo applied.
8:15AM - All stuff gathered, packed the backpack.
It takes 20 minutes to walk to school
8:16 - RUN LIKE WIND
8:16~8:XX "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! If I get late again they're gonna place me in after school cramming!!"
8:3X - "Where is everyone? ..Oh fuck no man, If I just missed one of them class trips Im BOUND to be in trouble."
Sometime later after walking around outside the school; A car pulls over, window rolls down, it's my teacher, laughing. "You're 24 hours too early!" *Speeds off*
*limps home*
~9:00AM - Arrives at home. Family eating breakfast. Smiling "How was school?"

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

oh my dad wakes me up so i don't have that problem

My morning
>Wake up at 6:30
>Get dressed
>Brush my hair.
>Wait, I'm 20. I don't go to school.
>Schlick.

What happened to getting clothes on?

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