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An Interesting Observation About People And Sports
l, The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball,
2, The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling,
3. The sport of choice for (') newline workers is football‘.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball‘.
s, The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.
E. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is golf
Of all these facts we are sure.
The Inescapable and Astounding Conclusion:
The higher mu go in the corporate structure, the smaller vow balls become. !ultl? lal%
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Submitted: 03/07/2010
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User avatar #28 - Rat Chieftain **User deleted account** (03/08/2010) [-]
im rich and i love basketball =0
also its fun to hit people in the face in volleyball what about that ?(the only reason i joined volleyball varsity too XD)
User avatar #1 - Authority (03/07/2010) [-]
yes!!! so true :)
#46 - CanadaEh (03/13/2010) [-]
* roll 9* Is a number...
#45 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (03/12/2010) [-]
lol0ol0ol0ol0ol0ol0ol0 great conclusion!
User avatar #34 - The MCP (03/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
one of the best posts ive seen in a while---but how come they don't mention cricket?
#29 - Absolute Madman (03/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Implying bowling balls aren't heavier then a basketball
#23 - Absolute Madman (03/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
A baseball is smaller than a tennis ball...
User avatar #20 - NonCatholicPope (03/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Does this imply that people that play hockey are unemployed?
User avatar #16 - TheTurnbull (03/07/2010) [-]
the urban poor are black soooooo... that was well known
#14 - Absolute Madman (03/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
you forgot to put that the sport for fags and gays is soccer
#10 - Absolute Madman (03/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I heard this joke in a play last night. If you rip it off at least give credit to the original.
P.S. For reference it's called the ecletic society
#9 - jjgjr (03/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Where the hell is hockey?!?!
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#2 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
User avatar #3 - Vegeto (03/07/2010) [-]
Holy **** that is true
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