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A Kindergarten homework. visit my page for more Short funny stories XD. A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and

visit my page for more Short funny stories XD

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and
relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they' d found, the first
little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and
sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just. what it was.
It' s a period,'' said the little boy.
Well, I nan see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?'
Damned if I knew," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy
had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man nest door shot himself."
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Submitted: 03/07/2010
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User avatar #27 - CaliGiant (03/07/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**CaliGiant rolls 476,196,157**
lol if i had dime for every time this happened
User avatar #33 to #32 - CaliGiant (03/07/2010) [-]
piece of **** anon i meant for every time i made a girl miss her period so shut your trap and don't reply until you get a ****** account and learn how to spell prick
User avatar #2 - Kylarz (03/07/2010) [-]
I LOL'd... hard.
User avatar #10 - worldtrator (03/07/2010) [+] (17 replies)
**worldtrator rolls 6** if its less than 7...all anons have to finish infront of their moms
User avatar #1 - AMVPlaya (03/07/2010) [-]
**AMVPlaya rolls 611,593,705** :) nice one.
#6 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
his sister is pregnant and the man next door is the father...
don't thank me.. it's all good
#8 to #6 - JtTorso **User deleted account** (03/07/2010) [-]
Thanks Sgt. Obvious
User avatar #65 - mikaelkid (03/08/2010) [+] (8 replies)
**mikaelkid rolls 4** First is feet, second is inches.
User avatar #70 to #69 - EpicFailMaster (03/08/2010) [-]
**EpicFailMaster rolls 995,149,276** if you love waffles does that include blue waffle?
User avatar #58 - seglova (03/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Mister,You ARE the father.
#55 - somthnkronic (03/08/2010) [+] (6 replies)
**somthnkronic rolls 75** how tall am i?
first digit feet
second digit inches
User avatar #57 to #56 - MrBounce (03/08/2010) [-]
god- dammit
User avatar #42 - Viacom (03/08/2010) [-]
The fact that the story's got a kindergartner saying "Damned if I know." kind of kills it for me.

Meh.
Kind of funny.
User avatar #15 - wamboozle (03/07/2010) [-]
so thats what happened to my neighbor...
#51 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [-]
*rolls 1*
User avatar #49 - timmay (03/08/2010) [+] (5 replies)
**timmay rolls 8** if this posts ends in 0 chuck norris is dead if its 1 i rule if its 2 justin bieber is gay if its 3 edward takes it up the ass frm pedo bear and anything else its gay
#50 to #49 - anonymous (03/08/2010) [-]
*rolls 1* If this ends in anything other then 4 then your gay.
User avatar #43 - claymoresRmahFREND (03/08/2010) [-]
LOL! oh no!
#35 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 29** how tall i am
User avatar #34 - CakeOrDeath (03/07/2010) [-]
now this is some funny ****
#26 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 356,316,637**
#25 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 371,905,830**
User avatar #23 - chrisnano (03/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
*roll X*
User avatar #79 to #23 - amagicalhoers (03/09/2010) [-]
no you replace the x with the amount you want to roll
*roll 1* rolls 1 digit
*roll 2* rolls 2 digits
and so on until 9
User avatar #19 - chrisnano (03/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
hey how do u guys do the roll thing
when its says like **chrisnano rolls 920,029,948**
#9 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I had to read it twice to figure out what happened.....
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