Celebrity quote comp. read the tags EDIT: thanks you guy for getting me into the top 150, i promise ill be back with more soon! EDIT: Holy Fuck! top ten? thak y
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Celebrity quote comp

read the tags
EDIT: thanks you guy for getting me into the top 150, i promise ill be back with more soon!
EDIT: Holy Fuck! top ten? thak you guys soo much.

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called 'Girls Gonewild'
and not Women Gonewild'.
When girls go wild,
they show their tits.
When women go wild,
they kill men
and drown their kids in a tub.
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CHRISTIANITY Is
rue new our
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on WINE mo
ACCEPT rue may
or A MAN INTO
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COLBERT
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the best day at work. Uh, Call
Bull Shit, I' watched the
deadliest catch on Discovery. I'
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outworkers die, and be like, "hey,
at least we' re fucking fishin'."
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something that should be
between a man and a
woman»
Arnold
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we these poor starving kids
an ever the world, I can' t Help
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AND see new HELLUH AND
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
if you love two people at the same
time, choose the second one,
because if you really loved the first
one you wouldn' t have fallen for the
second."
A Johnny Depp
Om: persons C twin _
another BIN l
And my personal favorite:
about haw important it la to have '
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#9 - astisk (08/20/2011) [+] (5 replies)
The johnny depp one, My ex-girlfriend posted that as her facebook status a few days before i discovered she was cheating on me.
#28 - Fiction (08/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" - Mahatma Gandhi
#25 - anonymous (08/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"Fuck bitches, get money." - Malcom X
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#88 - fancysauce **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#4 - ikilledurcat (08/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Hey OP, did you want this instead?
#96 - anonymous (08/20/2011) [-]
Fuck yeah, Stephen King.


It makes me lose faith in humanity when Stephenie Meyer comes up before Stephen King in Google.
#98 - FightClub (08/20/2011) [-]
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I prefer Spiderman's pieces of literature. They touch my inner soul.
#27 - slurpherp (08/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.” – Abraham Lincoln.
+8
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#101 - LolWutStylinOnU (08/20/2011) [-]
Sorry, just had to fix it.
User avatar #80 - aerosol (08/20/2011) [-]
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why his last name is KING.
User avatar #77 - kensislayer (08/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
jhonny depp just solved the issue ive been having
User avatar #97 - DerekZoolander (08/20/2011) [-]
"Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that [Harry Potter author] Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and [Twilight author] Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good."

also a Stephen King quote
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User avatar #56 to #49 - Silver Quantum (08/20/2011) [-]
thumb what? down?
User avatar #36 - Anthonymm (08/20/2011) [-]
The Mariah Carey quote isn't even true.
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.asp
#102 - chinocochino (08/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Eyebrows you say?
Eyebrows you say?
#14 - hauntzor (08/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)
"You have enemies?  Good, that means you stood up for something."  
~ Winston Churchill  
  
Makes me feel better about having people who hate me sometimes.
"You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something."
~ Winston Churchill

Makes me feel better about having people who hate me sometimes.
+4
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#12 - kapurass (08/20/2011) [-]
fuck yeah Tim Burton
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