Best Comeback Line

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#184 - thatcanadian **User deleted account** (08/19/2011) [+] (6 replies)

Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."

Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”

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#193 to #184 - dubdubdubstep **User deleted account** (08/19/2011) [-]

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a note saying I approve of it." -Winston Churchill.

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#187 to #184 - atomschlumpf ONLINE (08/19/2011) [-]

http://ww w.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2506840/Best+Comeback+Line/c27731536#c171

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#237 to #184 - Randomage (08/19/2011) [-]

George Bernard Shaw - Have reserved two tickets for opening night. Come and bring a friend if you have one.

In which Winston replied

Winston Churchill - Impossible to come to first night. Will come to second night if you have one.

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#338 to #184 - mrumad (08/19/2011) [-]

another one of his quotes:

'Sir, you are drunk'
- "But in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly"

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#611 to #184 - rubenesquetony (08/20/2011) [-]

"Oh, Winston. I see you're drunk again."
"Yeah? Well you're a cunt."

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#173 - rainbowraindrops (08/19/2011) [+] (6 replies)

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#174 to #173 - thesilveresteagle (08/19/2011) [-]

i agree epic V V V V

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#185 to #174 - jealousithinkso (08/19/2011) [-]

its kinda more like V V I / V

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#473 to #185 - junaidman (08/19/2011) [-]

actually more like VV / /V

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#183 to #174 - junaidman (08/19/2011) [-]

i see what you did there

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#390 - theinbredkid (08/19/2011) [+] (18 replies)

**theinbredkid rolls 111**

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#392 to #390 - theinbredkid (08/19/2011) [-]

well fuck me

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#396 to #392 - dudelydude (08/19/2011) [-]

**dudelydude rolls 190,830,919** I delete comments like your from my content, i can't stand random rollers. It annoys the shit out of me, sorry but its true. roll if your telling people about something, or on your profile if you want to get lucky, seriously look at your profile page you just roll and it pisses me off to no end.

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#401 to #396 - BrotherDeath (08/19/2011) [-]

that video was awesome

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#428 to #396 - creosote (08/19/2011) [-]

What the fuck is this from?

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#461 to #428 - akadizzy (08/19/2011) [-]

It's from this video on youtube called 'The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon'

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#495 to #461 - creosote (08/19/2011) [-]

That was without a doubt the best 10 minutes of my life.

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#398 to #392 - BrotherDeath (08/19/2011) [-]

prepare your anus...

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#393 to #392 - jajathezombie (08/19/2011) [-]

Yes. Because trips are that damn sexy.

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#395 to #392 - jjllama (08/19/2011) [-]

TTTRRRIPPPSSS!!!

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#514 to #390 - darkteddy (08/19/2011) [-]

**darkteddy rolls 849**
http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/27513371/#c145

Now somebody needs to roll a 333...

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#2 - thehoneybadger (08/19/2011) [-]

Pathetic noob is pathetic

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#271 - dreadedfate ONLINE (08/19/2011) [-]

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#583 - DynamiteBABY (08/20/2011) [-]

Oooooold picture

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#309 to #7 - bananaflavoured (08/19/2011) [-]

Plus it never happened, although it's still funny.

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#263 - Hase (08/19/2011) [-]

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#479 - gaffateip (08/19/2011) [+] (8 replies)

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669966666699999999 699999999669966669966699669966669966669966

669966666669999999999999996669966669 966996666996669966669966

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1-? Select all numbers

2-? CTRL+F

3- Press 9

I did this with the name of the girl i like, and I sendt it to her with instructions on facebook, she was amazed!
I gave that bitch high quality art!
Bitches love high quality art!

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#482 to #479 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2011) [-]

i got a better one. highlight it all, press 6, then ctrl+w.

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#504 to #482 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2011) [-]

I thought alt-f4 was the only thing that could do that D:

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#500 to #479 - mikaelkid ONLINE (08/19/2011) [-]

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#506 to #479 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2011) [-]

i selected the numbers, hit ctrl f which brought up the find screen, and pressed 9. nothing happened.

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#515 to #506 - gaffateip (08/19/2011) [-]

also has to press " highligth text "in the find screen

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#487 to #479 - espaik (08/19/2011) [-]

You're awesome

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#488 to #479 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2011) [-]

yeah u got tht off youtube. its the highest rated comment on coldplay "every teardrop is a waterfall"

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#513 to #488 - gaffateip (08/19/2011) [-]

No, I got "I <3 You" from FJ, and I can up with adding her name on my own

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#255 - epicrat (08/19/2011) [-]

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#15 - KidSpenny (08/19/2011) [-]

How many fucking times does this have to be reposted before people stop thumbing?

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#84 - brandedleft (08/19/2011) [-]

Anyone else seen this like 5 times already?

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#637 - iwillyoumypower (08/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)

Reposts...
Reposts Everywhere.

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#654 to #637 - N. Korean citizen (08/20/2011) [-]

copyseption

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#656 to #654 - iwillyoumypower (08/20/2011) [-]

...that there will be a day without reposts.

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#421 - foxranger (08/19/2011) [-]

And yet again Number 1 goes to the faggot with the repost. YIPEE!

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#35 - usernameistaken (08/19/2011) [-]

Approved

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#456 - eamonn (08/19/2011) [-]

repell the haters

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Best Comeback Line

Edit: What? Number 1? Thanks so much!
Edit: Holy shit Top 40? Thank you so much!
This guy has probably the best comeback Ever.

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Best Comeback Line

Edit: What? Number 1? Thanks so much! Edit: Holy shit Top 40? Thank you so much! This guy has probably the best comeback Ever.

Comments(625):

Edit: What? Number 1? Thanks so much!
Edit: Holy shit Top 40? Thank you so much!
This guy has probably the best comeback Ever.