wrap around some twizzlers or red vines, coat in chocolate, roll in Jelly beans, wrap in gay bacon strips, sprinkle on some nerds, smush in some dots, melt jolly rancher over it...

NO NO NO. airheads blanket, sour skittles inside, starburst inside, wrapping around the skittles, with gay bacon strips. air head strips.

ADD SOME WARHEADS!
please, crush them up use them... make things so tropically sweet and sour

we can call it orgasmo 2.0

and put it on a stick made of melted cherry jelly bellies.

AND THEN WE COAT IT IN CARAMEL! AND EAT IT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING CARAMEL APPLE!
EXCEPT IT WILL BE SO AMAZING ONE BIGHT WILL BE LIKE DIABITIES!!!!!!!!!!! yum amn.. oh man.. i need clean boxers

AND THEN, WE PUT LIKE, COCAINE ON THE TOP AND TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME. AND THEN WE SELL IT TO KIDS!!!! Yay, obesity! i'm not fat btw, just escited. giggity giggity goo.

FUCK THAT! IM NOT SELLING SHIT IM EATING MY PROFITS LIKE A BAWSSS
and ill stop capsing everything.. im already in cruise control

haha, lol. i'm going to make it! i already put it in a note. i'll send pics if i can.