Bear Grylls thinks he's so tough?. Let's see him last his whole life in the jungle. EDIT: Wow, top 40? Thanks everyone! AND FRONT PAGE?!!? Thumbs to all who com there are no tags Seriously stop looking
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Bear Grylls thinks he's so tough?

Let's see him last his whole life in the jungle.
EDIT: Wow, top 40? Thanks everyone! AND FRONT PAGE?!!? Thumbs to all who comment!

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#32 - eight has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
#4 - killyojoy (08/18/2011) [+] (15 replies)
<-- this man is way better then better then bear.
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#18 - analwhorebitchfuck (08/18/2011) [+] (10 replies)
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User avatar #35 to #18 - PwntWithASpoon (08/18/2011) [-]
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#11 - likeroffunnythings (08/18/2011) [-]
Drink own piss to survive.  
  
While there is a river in the background.
Drink own piss to survive.

While there is a river in the background.
User avatar #17 - jigglepuff (08/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
well Bear Grylls is a real person, it's like saying

soldier- i have been shot, stranded and no-one has come to save me. i must drink my urine to keep hydrated

Call of Duty soldier- LOL NOOB
User avatar #60 - battleaxemaster (08/18/2011) [-]
did anyone see the one he did with will ferrell?
#57 - lonleylurker (08/18/2011) [-]
Tougher then 90% of America
Tougher then 90% of America
User avatar #1 - Yams (08/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
most people's bodies are about 70% water. Tarzan's must be 70% piss
User avatar #116 - jamesisawesome (08/18/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I saw this before it had any thumbs
#117 to #116 - liefvercron (08/18/2011) [-]
and then it went mainstream
User avatar #88 - finishhimlarry (08/18/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Is it just me, or do you wonder what bear grylls says to people after the show ends, like,"excuse me sir, ive been surviving in the wild for days, have drunken my own piss, and need to use your phone." then the guy is like,"Que?"

PS im not dumping on bear(or am I?)
#97 to #88 - Jboyy (08/18/2011) [-]
Bear Grylls doesn't want you to take a dump on him...he just wants your piss.
Bear Grylls doesn't want you to take a dump on him...he just wants your piss.
#83 - bukowskii (08/18/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard??
#72 - mrsiskobro (08/18/2011) [-]
lOl
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User avatar #58 - snivymaster (08/18/2011) [+] (4 replies)
bear grylls isnt that tough. wherever he goes he has a camera crew and a rescue team following him in case anything goes wrong
#104 - GingerCat (08/18/2011) [-]
Theres a river right there! no need for piss!
Oh wait youre Bear Grylls, go ahead...
User avatar #76 - picklesmeeasy (08/18/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Tarzan, one of the first white guys with dreads.
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