Bear Grylls thinks he's so tough?. Let's see him last his whole life in the jungle. EDIT: Wow, top 40? Thanks everyone! AND FRONT PAGE?!!? Thumbs to all who com there are no tags Seriously stop looking
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #56 to #32 - foelkera
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What came out of the lizzards hole? Also, which hole of the lizzard did he eat from?
#55 to #32 - megafan **User deleted account**
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#44 to #32 - jarhedz
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....My goodness.
....My goodness.
User avatar #51 to #32 - WarPigs
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After each night when he's done recording he goes and sleeps in a hotel. >_>
User avatar #106 to #51 - eight
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Not every night actually but some nights yes.
User avatar #47 to #32 - genericaccount
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Bear Grylls himself sees the funny side of these jokes. He's even made a few himself. So calm yo' tits.
#36 to #32 - goldc
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#4 - killyojoy
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<-- this man is way better then better then bear.
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#86 to #79 - killyojoy
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Dude you know everything bear grylls does is on a set, right?? every time he does "crazy ****" its all done with a safety net just of the screen and he even sleeps on a cot once they get done filming for the day.
User avatar #10 to #4 - richmondabellera
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@les stroud. congrats :']
User avatar #9 to #4 - monkeytiger
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Les Stroud is the ******* ****.
User avatar #39 to #4 - JustForTheLulz
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Les shows you him surviving, Bear shows you HOW to survive. That's the difference, and why I like Bear more. Not saying Les is bad, though.
#45 to #39 - killyojoy
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The big difference is that after filming bear as a steak in a nice camp site with the producers. After les gets done filming he just sits there
User avatar #46 to #45 - JustForTheLulz
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Well, if you want to be that way, the biggest difference is Bear still films.
#48 to #46 - killyojoy
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I heard that he had problems because he had no safety crew so discovery didnt like that.
User avatar #63 to #48 - MaxwellBrooks
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He had a safety crew, but they were instructed not to interfere unless he was about to die or was seriously injured.
#64 to #63 - killyojoy
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makes since you can always tell that bear gets alor of help because he is always so clean.
User avatar #53 to #48 - JustForTheLulz
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Yep, shows he's not very smart, cares about a TV show more than his life.
#7 to #4 - boredomavenger
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too bad his show's over... I really like it :(
User avatar #26 to #4 - pikpikmin
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'this man is way better then better then bear.'
'is way better then better then bear.'
'better then better then.'
#42 to #26 - killyojoy
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I was wondering if someone would catch that
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#23 to #22 - MidgetInABikini
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#25 to #23 - itrooztrooperdown
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#85 to #25 - mytrakytra
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**** Professor Oak!
#68 to #23 - umadproblemm
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#24 to #23 - tripleog
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#34 to #24 - anon id: b7a44bf4
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Red thumb for comment removal, have a nice day.
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#54 to #28 - anon id: df5e1607
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He was able to create a spear, he probably used a similar sharp rock to shave. No Disney hero has a beard
User avatar #61 to #28 - Crazywithanx
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Some people just naturally dont grow hair, or at least quite as fast, and it never says he doesnt shave. He could have made a makeshift razor
#37 to #28 - ikeman
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Lives in the jungle for years and doesn't need to shave.....  
  
  
  
  
  
Aliens
Lives in the jungle for years and doesn't need to shave.....





Aliens
#43 to #37 - lordaurion
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#18 - analwhorebitchfuck
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When I was born, the first words that I had heard Were the words of Allah being whispered through my ear And as I felt Allah's power in my soul That day Islam took me in it's fold
I am a Muslim
Islam my din
Allah my Lord
His word Qur'an
Muhammad, Prophet
Praise be upon him
I am a Muslim for all of time
As I grew up, walking in this great big world I gazed in awe at the wonders of Allah And as I learned the cruel lessons of life Islam shone through as my guiding light Look at me now, family around my deathbed I know not when Allah will call me home This life I led, o what a blessed thing As death comes to me these words I will sing
I am a Muslim
Islam my din
Allah my Lord
His word Qur'an
Muhammad, Prophet
Praise be upon him
#31 to #18 - anon id: 6685b257
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"analwhorebitchfuk"
anal - whore- bitch - ****

No wonder you are a muslim .
--the name says it all--
praise the allah for no reason = trollling!
User avatar #20 to #18 - theimmortalwolfman
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A devout muslim... who's username is ******************? Troll harder next time.
User avatar #21 to #18 - rototornik
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then why call jihad on my country? what have we done to you, except letting your brethren live among us in peace?
User avatar #29 to #21 - itrooztrooperdown
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1. He is a troll.
2. No one called Jihad on your country; you wanted to invade his because of the oil and invented this thing called terrorism so people believe that there is actually an enemy who fight against. Meanwhile your rights are being denied and the people of your country are killing each other.
3. That's my opinion, you don't need to belive any opionion, you must have your own, and defend it with facts.
4. Have a good day :)
User avatar #30 to #29 - rototornik
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1. i figured it out.
2. im not american.
3. i agree with your oppinion on usa politics.
4. have a good day too :D
#33 to #18 - RemNinja
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I respect your religion wholeheartedly, but for God's sake, you don't see me jumping around talking about Jesus. Chill out.
#40 to #33 - lightninghedgehog [OP]
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<---seems appropriate to what you said.....
#52 to #18 - cowmoose
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User avatar #35 to #18 - PwntWithASpoon
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You can not remember the day you are born.
You do not know what were the first words you heard.
You are a faggot.
Faggot your din.
Perez Hilton your Lord.
His word Gossip
Rosie O'donnel, Prophet
Gays be upon him
You are homosex for all of time
As you frew up, walking with this great big dildo your mouth in awe at the rubber of balls. And as you learned the cruel lessons of anal, gayness shone through as your balls were blue. Look at you now, your family around your tiny cock you know not when Perez Hilton will call you home. This dick you led, o what a blessed thing is anal penetration when it comes to you these words you will sing.
You are a faggot.
Faggot your din.
Perez Hilton your Lord.
His word Gossip
Rosie O'donnel, Prophet
Gays be upon him
User avatar #41 to #35 - lightninghedgehog [OP]
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i need to copy this onto every comment he made to it.
fight fire with fire; kill a troll by trolling
#11 - likeroffunnythings
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Drink own piss to survive.  
  
While there is a river in the background.
Drink own piss to survive.

While there is a river in the background.
User avatar #17 - jigglepuff
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well Bear Grylls is a real person, it's like saying

soldier- i have been shot, stranded and no-one has come to save me. i must drink my urine to keep hydrated

Call of Duty soldier- LOL NOOB
User avatar #59 to #17 - foelkera
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STUCK IN BRAZIL

JUMP AT HELICOPTER FROM BALCONY
User avatar #60 - battleaxemaster
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did anyone see the one he did with will ferrell?
#57 - lonleylurker
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Tougher then 90% of America
Tougher then 90% of America
User avatar #1 - Yams
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most people's bodies are about 70% water. Tarzan's must be 70% piss
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