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Fairytale Origins

l. The siad -Piper
In the tale of the Pied Piper,
we have a village overrun with
rats. A man arrives dressed in
clothes of pied (a patchwork of
colors) and offers to rid the i
town of the vermin. The
villagers agree to pay a vast
sum of money if the piper can
do it- and he does. He plays music on his pipe which draws
all the rats out of the town. When he returns for payment
the villagers won' t cough up so the Pied Piper decides to
rid the town of children too! In most modern variants, t
he piper draws the children to a cave out of the town and
when the townsfolk finally agree to pay up, he sends them
back. In the darker original, the piper leads the children
to a river where they all drown (except a lame boy who couldn' t
keep up). Some modern scholars say that there are
connotations of pedophilia in this fairy tale.
b. Little Wed
The version of this tale that most of us are
familiar with ends with Riding Hood being
saved by the woodsman who kills the
wicked wolf. But in fact, the original French
version (by Charles Perrault) of the tale
was not quite so nice. In this version,
the little girl is a well bred young lady who is
given false instructions by the wolf when she
asks the way to her grandmothers. Foolishly _ -
riding hood takes the advice of the wolf and ends up being eaten.
And here the story ends.
There is no woodsman - no grandmother -just a fat wolf and
a dead Red Riding Hood. The moral to this story is to not take
advice from strangers.
In the tale of snow white that we are all
familiar with, the Queen asks a huntsman
to kill her and bring her heart back as w
proof. Instead, the huntsman can' t bring '
himself to do it and returns with the heart l,
of a boar. Now, fortunately disney hasn' t ‘C N ' S' s, _
done too much damage to this tale, but , 'a ,
they did leave out one important original 'p' . ft' _
element: in the original tale, the Queen I (
actually asks for Snow White' s liver and _ d' . C
lungs - which are to be served for dinner idgi-'' ms_
that night! Also in the original, Snow White wakes up
when she by the princes horse as he carries her
back to his castle - not from a magical kiss.
What the prince wanted to do with a dead girl' s body
I will leave to your imagination. Oh - in the Grimm version,
the tale ends with the Queen being forced to dance to death in
red hot iron shoes!
Beauty
In the original sleeping beauty, _ -, "
the lovely princess is put to "f. r' ',
sleep when she pricks her finger 'ias"
on a spindle. She sleeps for one t
hundred years when a prince _i !‘
wakens her. They fall in love, . %'
marry, and (surprise surprise) live happily ever after.
But alas, the original tale is not so sweet
in fact, you have to read this to believe it.)
In the original, the young woman is put to sleep because
of a prophesy, rather than a curse. And it isn' t the kiss of a
prince which wakes her up'. the king seeing her asleep,
and rather fancying having a bit, rapes her.
After nine months she gives birth to two children
while she is still asleep). One of the children sucks her finger
which removes the piece of flax which was keeping her asleep.
She wakes up to find herself raped and the mother of two kids.
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#272 - leawesomesauce (08/18/2011) [-]
uhhhhh wtf OC version of sleeping beauty did you read? Perrault's Sleeping Beauty in the Wood had her fall asleep be wakened by the prince they get a secret marriage, **** , have kids, he becomes king and goes public with his marriage, then goes to war or some **** and his momma who is like half ogre wants to eat the kids and kill sleeping beauty just because "its in her nature" it ended with the prince turned king returning just before his family is cooked alive and he tosses his fatass madre in the cooker instead.......god i hated english class
User avatar #264 - TinkerbellsMother (08/18/2011) [-]
Heard the first and last one other 2 i havent :) good job thumbs for youu
User avatar #266 to #264 - TinkerbellsMother (08/18/2011) [-]
I have this to say...... back in the day some ****** up people could not write children's tales LOL
#262 - MuahahaOfLore (08/18/2011) [-]
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lots of rape
#261 - greasyballs (08/18/2011) [-]
WTF is this? If its not funny, dont put this stupid 						****					 on funnyjunk. Its funnyjunk, Not 						**************************
WTF is this? If its not funny, dont put this stupid **** on funnyjunk. Its funnyjunk, Not **************************
#265 to #261 - dzamie (08/18/2011) [-]
I find it funny.
#267 to #265 - greasyballs (08/18/2011) [-]
Honestly? What part of this is funny? All OP did is just Google gruesome fairy-tale origins, put it in a comic and gets front page. I just dont understand funnyjunk anymore.
User avatar #268 to #267 - dzamie (08/18/2011) [-]
See, perhaps you're not getting the joke. My picture is the "Cupcakes" Pinkie Pie, who would most likely find gruesome stuff funny.
Besides, the funny/junk buttons are really more of "This is good, others should see it"/"This sucks, remove it from the internet pl0x" buttons.
User avatar #270 to #268 - greasyballs (08/18/2011) [-]
I didnt get tht joke because i dont watch my little pony.
User avatar #271 to #270 - dzamie (08/18/2011) [-]
It's a fanfic based off of the time when her hair went straight and she became insane.
She ties up Rainbow Dash, and after raping her, is assisted by Scootaloo (one of the younger ponies) in removing her skin out of which she will fashion a suit.
#259 - fistpump (08/18/2011) [-]
The last one...
#258 - veganbro (08/18/2011) [-]
I'm gonna ruin my sisters childhood, like you just ruined mine. God curse you! And, now I'll proceed to part 2. Thank you.
+10
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#256 - dinosaursayrawr (08/18/2011) [-]
Now I cant tell these storys properly.
Now I cant tell these storys properly.
User avatar #253 - lemony (08/18/2011) [-]
The grimmer versions of these stories are fascinating...but I'll stick to Disney xD
#241 - benmcmeckan (08/18/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #252 to #241 - lemony (08/18/2011) [-]
OMG! Now I have to watch this movie again :D
#244 to #241 - shewolflesbiancat (08/18/2011) [-]
My exact reaction to the last one.... and all of the other ones as well.
My exact reaction to the last one.... and all of the other ones as well.
#239 - nikolamatan (08/18/2011) [-]
JUST LIKE THE PIED PIPER LED RATS THROUGH THE STREETS, WE DANCE LIKE MARIONETTES SWAYING TO THE SYMPHONY OF DESTRRRRUUUCTION.
JUST LIKE THE PIED PIPER LED RATS THROUGH THE STREETS, WE DANCE LIKE MARIONETTES SWAYING TO THE SYMPHONY OF DESTRRRRUUUCTION.
User avatar #243 to #239 - corpseloaf (08/18/2011) [-]
i thought the same thing
User avatar #240 to #239 - cradlefilth (08/18/2011) [-]
******* MegaDave \m/
#238 - funnybox (08/18/2011) [-]
That Post Cured My Cancer Sadly It Was Already To Late and I Died a Week Later I'm Now a Time Traveling Ghost,Green for You Good Sir.
User avatar #263 to #238 - dzamie (08/18/2011) [-]
You Do Not Need To Capitalize Each Word Like This and frankly, it makes it annoying to read.
#274 to #263 - funnybox (08/18/2011) [-]
If You Don't Like It Why Read It?~
User avatar #275 to #274 - dzamie (08/18/2011) [-]
Because I look through the comments and offer my unsolicited opinions.
#276 to #275 - funnybox (08/18/2011) [-]
You're an awesome person for being a funnyjunker and be able to make an entire sentence with out having to use "lol,what?,nub,fag" etc in a reply for that I thumb you.
You're an awesome person for being a funnyjunker and be able to make an entire sentence with out having to use "lol,what?,nub,fag" etc in a reply for that I thumb you.
#278 to #276 - MuahahaOfLore (08/18/2011) [-]
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i used to always capitalize the first letter of each word whenever i was high
my English teacher pointed it out to me, thank god he didn't take off points

pic unrelated
#247 to #238 - killatopia (08/18/2011) [-]
That is freaking sca-HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
User avatar #236 - ciacheczko (08/18/2011) [-]
I actually have Charles Perrault's book of fairytales, I grew up on them.

Geez, they are messed up.

I personally fancy 'Bluebeard' the most, where guy keeps all his ******** wives in one room, which is full of blood and guts. He gets another wife every time, because he is so damn rich. Then goes on a trip, giving her keys to everything and forbidding to go to this one room. When he comes back and finds out that the key to this room is all in blood - means it was used - kills her as well. Of course, all dumb bitches fall for that trick.
Eventually, one of those wives got lucky, because her brothers were on the way to visit her and killed Bluebeard in time, while she was faking praying before death to make him wait a little longer.
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