Stoner Logic. Front page, I'd like to thank my mom and dad for all their support EDIT: for all you whiny kids out there, obviously this is an old joke. I don't
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Stoner Logic

Front page, I'd like to thank my mom and dad for all their support
EDIT: for all you whiny kids out there, obviously this is an old joke. I don't know where it came from, I found it on stumbleupon. I make the artwork myself, except for the last face obviously. If that's not good enough for you and you think it's a repost, go ahead and thumb it down. Sick of responding to your messages. I never claimed to have come up with the joke myself.

ONE NIGHT WHILE SMOKING ALONE...
THEY SA»/ JESUS
COULD N/ : ON
WATER..
I CAN WALK ON
...
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Submitted: 08/16/2011
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#14 - HellsSponge ONLINE (08/17/2011) [+] (9 replies)
Jesus can walk on water
Ice is 100% water
I can walk on ice
I am 100% Jesus
#76 - narlydude (08/17/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Elephants can drink water...and I can drink water...  
  
Im 100% Elephant, so your argument is irrelevant...
Elephants can drink water...and I can drink water...

Im 100% Elephant, so your argument is irrelevant...
#80 to #76 - TWO REPUBLIC (08/17/2011) [-]
*irrelephant
#25 - anonymous (08/17/2011) [-]
Spiders have 8 legs. I have 2 legs. That must mean im 25% spider.
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#41 - miccidymacc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#87 - JonnySmith (08/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#112 - glasgowrangers (08/17/2011) [+] (5 replies)
78 % of air is Nitrogen
19% of the human population is Chinese
Grass that is not watered turns yellow

Therefore, my tongue is a lizards arm

Work that one out
#224 - Crossraod (08/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
fixed*
#346 - ryand (08/17/2011) [-]
Jesus could walk on water  
I can Walk on ice  
ice is 100% water  
I'm 100% Jesus  
  
bow down to Me
Jesus could walk on water
I can Walk on ice
ice is 100% water
I'm 100% Jesus

bow down to Me
#135 - anonymous (08/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
only liked the part with the smoking..l..( -.- )..l..
#137 to #135 - AlecJohnson (08/17/2011) [-]
Well aren't you just a little burden to society.
User avatar #267 - corpsgrinder (08/17/2011) [-]
Jesus can walk on water
Ice is 100% water
I can walk on ice
I am 100% Jesus
#175 - tooshudoods (08/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#202 - webfeet (08/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
seen the exact same joke, only in a different comic
#210 to #202 - anonymous (08/17/2011) [-]
it was Philosoraptor wasnt it
#118 - mojodx (08/17/2011) [+] (14 replies)
Toasted right now. thumbs up for a fellow stoner.
Toasted right now. thumbs up for a fellow stoner.
#360 - seventytwovolt (08/17/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Fish can swim.
I can swim, therefore I am a fish.
Logic=Undeniable
#31 - anonymous (08/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#93 - yaminotoncod (08/17/2011) [-]
I can freeze water. I call it ice. I can walk on 100 percent ice made of entirely water.




I can walk on 100 percent water.
#221 - MisterPink (08/17/2011) [-]
-smoking with friends for first time a week ago  
-get super 						*******					 baked  
-have fun for a couple hours, laugh and eat ice cream sandwiches(with wrapper on), couldnt figure out how to get it off  
-one friend leaves to go drive other friend home  
-third friend in bathroom throwing up ( hes like ten pounds)  
-start getting paranoid that friend and other friend crashed car  
-freak out and think i hear his parents yelling upstairs  
-think friend throwing up died  
-friends come back in room, was all in my head.   
-proceed to sleep for 13 hours
-smoking with friends for first time a week ago
-get super ******* baked
-have fun for a couple hours, laugh and eat ice cream sandwiches(with wrapper on), couldnt figure out how to get it off
-one friend leaves to go drive other friend home
-third friend in bathroom throwing up ( hes like ten pounds)
-start getting paranoid that friend and other friend crashed car
-freak out and think i hear his parents yelling upstairs
-think friend throwing up died
-friends come back in room, was all in my head.
-proceed to sleep for 13 hours
#120 - codfishpwns (08/17/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Or u can walk on ice!
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