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How to be an Asshole.

OC. Thank you for getting this to the front page, Part Two is now up, Here is a link: (Removes the spaces :3)
http://www . funnyjunk . com/funny_pictures/2508786/How+to+be+an+ Asshole+Part+Two/
It's like marmite, you either love it or hate it.

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Submitted: 08/16/2011
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#69 - froztyjb (08/17/2011) [+] (6 replies)
1 idea can be profited on because then when hes trying to explain it is his bike u can walk up and be an even bigger dick by saying something like its your bike and proving it by unlocking that chain
1 idea can be profited on because then when hes trying to explain it is his bike u can walk up and be an even bigger dick by saying something like its your bike and proving it by unlocking that chain
User avatar #119 - VideoGamer (08/17/2011) [-]
How to be an asshole:
1. Absorb all limbs.
2.Absorb torso into the pelvic section
3. Absorb everything except your anus
4. You are now an asshole
#144 - grimboi (08/17/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#207 - gingershavetrolls (08/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Go to any Apple store, find the biggest screen possible (multiple screens if you're with fellow arseholes (sorry I'm English)), go on porn site of your choice, put on BJ comp vid and enjoy.

Pic unrelated
#209 to #207 - aBlindMoron (08/17/2011) [-]
This "How to be an asshole", not "How to become a registered sex offender".
#254 - trollage (08/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Another way to be an asshole, just a thought.
User avatar #211 - kevinhuse (08/17/2011) [+] (4 replies)
1. Stand in between two black people.
2. Yell "We are an Oreo!"
3. Run.
4. ??? Profit.
#357 - Mrah (08/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#387 - nolo (08/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**nolo rolls 77**
#155 - internetjesus (08/17/2011) [+] (5 replies)
This is London
#157 to #155 - internetjesus (08/17/2011) [-]
No this is Patrick
#282 - ReturnDarkKnight (08/17/2011) [+] (7 replies)
>go in to a mall
>buy a cheap backpack, but still roomy at the same time, with a stick of mentos and spool of string
>ask cashier for change in pennies
>go in to gas store with giant bag of pennies
>buy two or more large 2 liter bottles of diet coke and another soda variety of your choice just to avoid suspicion
>pay clerk in the pennies and put sodas in backpack
>walk home and collect random dog **** along the way
>go home and put the bottles on a vibrating surface: washer, dryer, electric massagers, AC vent etc. for about a day
>put everything inside the bag (with a match or lighter and bottles facing up) and walk to random house in the night
>tear out blades of grass out from the ground put grass in bag
>put bag on front porch
>throw lit match or lighter into bag and quickly apply the mentos to the diet coke and quickly seal the bottles facing down.
>get the **** out of there
>watch as fire and explosion turn into a makeshift napalmic explosion
>see old man green coming out with his hissing
>crazy old man
>sets himself on fire an chases after me
> ************************
>hit him with pickaxe from pocket.
>old man green dies
>finds gunpower in pocket
> *********** ?
>old man green is a creeper, bag is suppose to be TNT, I am a miner
#331 - lizardserver (08/17/2011) [-]
Sees a 'How to be an Asshole'





Doesn't follow it.

Nice post though.
#327 - dmaxevilgenius (08/17/2011) [-]
everytime you get pissed of at something yell this
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User avatar #328 - adolfhilter (08/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
How to be an asshole? Invade Europe.
#112 - stopsdropsand (08/17/2011) [-]
Saved.
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#2 - atrocitustheking ONLINE (08/16/2011) [-]
This image has expired
this may come in handy...
#270 - dreamcast (08/17/2011) [-]
i now have a purpose to leave my house.
User avatar #102 - psychicastronaut (08/17/2011) [+] (2 replies)
How to be an asshole:
Step 1: Acquire magic lamp
Step 2: Summon genie within
Step 3: Wish to become an asshole
Step 4: Transform into a large anus
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