How to be an Asshole.. OC. Thank you for getting this to the front page, Part Two is now up, Here is a link: (Removes the spaces :3) http://www . funnyjunk . co you asshole
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How to be an Asshole.. OC. Thank you for getting this to the front page, Part Two is now up, Here is a link: (Removes the spaces :3) http://www . funnyjunk . co

OC. Thank you for getting this to the front page, Part Two is now up, Here is a link: (Removes the spaces :3)
http://www . funnyjunk . com/funny_pictures/2508786/How+to+be+an+ Asshole+Part+Two/
It's like marmite, you either love it or hate it.

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User avatar #175 to #144 - ZenMacros (08/17/2011) [-]
No, the guy to the left of him is. Just look at him trying to grab the gay guy!
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#232 to #175 - ifailedmymaths **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#151 to #144 - EarthDefenseforce (08/17/2011) [-]
LMAO that made me laugh more then the post.
#357 - Mrah (08/17/2011) [-]
#69 - froztyjb (08/17/2011) [-]
1 idea can be profited on because then when hes trying to explain it is his bike u can walk up and be an even bigger dick by saying something like its your bike and proving it by unlocking that chain
1 idea can be profited on because then when hes trying to explain it is his bike u can walk up and be an even bigger dick by saying something like its your bike and proving it by unlocking that chain
#249 to #69 - pwnstarr (08/17/2011) [-]
the only problem is that guy had his lock around it so he would know.
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#100 to #69 - underu (08/17/2011) [-]
You magnificent bastard.
You magnificent bastard.
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#1 - thebestshitever **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#387 - nolo (08/17/2011) [-]
**nolo rolls 77**
User avatar #390 to #387 - Mentieth (08/17/2011) [-]
**Mentieth rolls 70**
#254 - trollage (08/17/2011) [-]
Another way to be an asshole, just a thought.
#255 to #254 - rubberninja (08/17/2011) [-]
*******		 genius
******* genius
User avatar #211 - kevinhuse (08/17/2011) [-]
1. Stand in between two black people.
2. Yell "We are an Oreo!"
3. Run.
4. ??? Profit.
#336 to #211 - ohnoitscaptainrape (08/17/2011) [-]
You sir, are getting deds. Hats off to you.
#407 to #211 - anon (08/17/2011) [-]
1. Stand in between two black people.
2. Yell "We are an Oreo!"
3. **Swim
4. ??? Profit

**fixed
User avatar #215 to #211 - Poor (08/17/2011) [-]
This is what I call genius.
User avatar #238 to #211 - zetsumeitaka (08/17/2011) [-]
4. Don't profit. we all know a white man isn't going to be able to outrun 2 black men.
User avatar #119 - VideoGamer (08/17/2011) [-]
How to be an asshole:
1. Absorb all limbs.
2.Absorb torso into the pelvic section
3. Absorb everything except your anus
4. You are now an asshole
#331 - lizardserver (08/17/2011) [-]
Sees a 'How to be an Asshole'





Doesn't follow it.

Nice post though.
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#73 - ryrysixtysevendude **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 - atrocitustheking (08/16/2011) [-]
This image has expired
this may come in handy...
#270 - dreamcast (08/17/2011) [-]
i now have a purpose to leave my house.
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#165 - natiil **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#244 to #165 - anon (08/17/2011) [-]
Im still laughing at this little ******
User avatar #102 - psychicastronaut (08/17/2011) [-]
How to be an asshole:
Step 1: Acquire magic lamp
Step 2: Summon genie within
Step 3: Wish to become an asshole
Step 4: Transform into a large anus
User avatar #121 to #102 - rel (08/17/2011) [-]
1. Acquire magic lamp.
2. Summon genie within.
3. Get three wishes.
4. Genie tells you that you can't wish for more wishes.
5. Wish for more genies.
6. ?????
7. Profit.
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#21 - mistarigby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#282 - ReturnDarkKnight (08/17/2011) [-]
>go in to a mall
>buy a cheap backpack, but still roomy at the same time, with a stick of mentos and spool of string
>ask cashier for change in pennies
>go in to gas store with giant bag of pennies
>buy two or more large 2 liter bottles of diet coke and another soda variety of your choice just to avoid suspicion
>pay clerk in the pennies and put sodas in backpack
>walk home and collect random dog **** along the way
>go home and put the bottles on a vibrating surface: washer, dryer, electric massagers, AC vent etc. for about a day
>put everything inside the bag (with a match or lighter and bottles facing up) and walk to random house in the night
>tear out blades of grass out from the ground put grass in bag
>put bag on front porch
>throw lit match or lighter into bag and quickly apply the mentos to the diet coke and quickly seal the bottles facing down.
>get the **** out of there
>watch as fire and explosion turn into a makeshift napalmic explosion
>see old man green coming out with his hissing
>crazy old man
>sets himself on fire an chases after me
> ************************
>hit him with pickaxe from pocket.
>old man green dies
>finds gunpower in pocket
> *********** ?
>old man green is a creeper, bag is suppose to be TNT, I am a miner
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#314 to #282 - prototypewalrus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#353 to #282 - kevincook (08/17/2011) [-]
wut.
wut.
User avatar #292 to #282 - gndroor (08/17/2011) [-]
Well played sir. Well, played..
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#290 to #282 - mzak **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #312 - ZOOTAllures (08/17/2011) [-]
step 1-ccatch a moth
step 2-put it in a container where it won't die
step 3-go to see a ****** film
step 4-release and see the freak out as giant moth silhouettes fill the screen
step 5-profit???
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#324 to #312 - captan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#217 - sabotage (08/17/2011) [-]
another way to be an asshole is to ruin someone's day with this commercial

ruins my day every time I watch tv
User avatar #234 to #217 - ravarshi (08/17/2011) [-]
and this is one of the major reasons i refuse to have cable, but i know in the near future i'll have it again. But when these commercials come on, i always ask, WHY THE **** DONT YOU DONATE BITCH, I'M POOR! then change the channel.
User avatar #228 to #217 - zzEriczz (08/17/2011) [-]
Ruins mine because it too damn long.
User avatar #224 to #217 - ThaJewBoy (08/17/2011) [-]
In the Arms of an Angel!......*turns tv fast as hell*
#155 - internetjesus (08/17/2011) [-]
This is London
#246 to #155 - anon (08/17/2011) [-]
Quite.
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#194 to #155 - bellic (08/17/2011) [-]
****		 the London police
**** the London police
#157 to #155 - internetjesus (08/17/2011) [-]
No this is Patrick
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