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#153
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nervehammer (08/16/2011) [-] 
if it really happened, im pretty sure my zombie game experiance and common sense would go out the window as i **** myself and contemplate suicide.
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internetjesus (08/17/2011) [-] Gets bit by a zombie
Shoot me man its for the good of the group
Shoot me man its for the good of the group
#667
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TheRedScare (08/16/2011) [-] **TheRedScare rolls 55** i have planned for this since i was a young'n
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holyshitxd (08/16/2011) [-] I'd love a zombie apocalypse to happen 6 years from now.
>I'd have started/ended 4 years of service in the Marines
>I'd be in shape and have combat experience
>I'd have taken classes at my local college to be an EMT
>I'd have many monies, which I could use to buy lots of guns/ammunition just before the **** hit the fan
>I'd have the perfect car: a fuel-efficient Oldsmobile Cutlass that has a lot of space, equipped 305 V8 with a four-barrel quadrajet and a reinforced frame.
But right now? I'm 17, still a virgin and a total fat ass. I'd be one of the billions to die.
>I'd have started/ended 4 years of service in the Marines
>I'd be in shape and have combat experience
>I'd have taken classes at my local college to be an EMT
>I'd have many monies, which I could use to buy lots of guns/ammunition just before the **** hit the fan
>I'd have the perfect car: a fuel-efficient Oldsmobile Cutlass that has a lot of space, equipped 305 V8 with a four-barrel quadrajet and a reinforced frame.
But right now? I'm 17, still a virgin and a total fat ass. I'd be one of the billions to die.
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holyshitxd (08/17/2011) [-] More than 20 MPG, and yes even with a V8. Only two of the barrels on a four barrel carburator (forgive my spelling) when driving normally, which keeps it from guzzling gas. I actually do own one.
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CarlosRayNorris (08/16/2011) [-] i would rather wake up tomorrow with a superpower of my choice, but zombies are cool to
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penusmcphuckballs (08/16/2011) [-] **penusmcphuckballs rolls 11** dubs and mein führer makes all anons create an account
#309
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bobdonkey (08/16/2011) [-] As many zombie books, games and movies as I have enjoyed, I really don't think I'd be any good in a zombie apocalypse. I'm desperately unfit, I can't shoot a gun and even if I could I wouldn't be able to find anything better than a double-barrelled shotgun from a rich persons house because I live in pussy-ass, gun-banning Europe.
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supermario (08/16/2011) [-] yea dude the apocalypse survivors wont be neckbeard fatasses from the internet... they'd be the slow zombies that get shot easily
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flyingmachine (08/17/2011) [-] Everyone's convinced they'd be a hero during a zombie apocalypse.
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internetjesus (08/17/2011) [-] What i love about all zombie movies is the way no figures out its the bites that spread the virus until like a thirds of the way through, i mean come on all dieases are spread either airborn or from direct contact its not that hard to figure out
