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Love Tale (Continuation)

This is the original post:
Thank you for reading

Hello Funnyjunk,
As some of you may remember, ',
I posted this last week
If you have not read the original,
T have posted a link in the description.
This is the continuation of that story
I feel like T owe you guys the details,
so I am going to to share with you the
whole story
it' s a bit long,
so bare with me. .. ff. Bert
After I had completed the painting,
T have been searching for an opportunity
to present the birthday gift to her.
A few days ago, I got a call from her
she explained that she missed a few
FedEx packages.
and she really wanted to go to the post
office to retrieve them
She offered to cover gas if I can
drive her there whenever I have time
T agreed to take her there without accepting
the money
The drive wasn' t a really big deal for me.
Plus T thought this was a God given chance
for me to give her the present.
Things were friendly during the ride,
we joked around, small chats.
When we reach the post office,
she had three packages
She immediately open two in the car,
they were accessories for her phone.
And then there' s a huge third one,
she claimed it to be a birthday present
from her friend,
that had been sitting in the post office
for over two weeks.
On the ride back
she said, "T hope it' s not flowers in that
cuz I can' t handle the smells,
and they are practically useless,
they probably would have died over the two
weeks in the box"
she proceeded and said that she hates
In my head: "luckily my painting doesn' t
smell or die, I guess..."
When we got back to her place,
she invited me in.
After a few minutes,
T gave her the painting
she was really happy and thanked me
then I showed her to the mirror part
She didn' t quite get it at first,
but she really liked it as soon as she
understood it
She said she wants to hang it up when she
moves to her new apartment at the end of
this month
Before I got the chance to tell her about
how I feel,
she proceeded and open the third package...
the two weeks old box
she opened the box
and there really were...
still alive
and very healthy
From her exgirlfriend,
potted orchid shipped from the store
a scentless plant
It has a note that says,
this orchid can live over two and a half
if it is tended right.
All her attentions were instantly shifted
to the plant.
She was like, "what' s up with flowers today"
Then she proceeded to water it,
find a sunny spot for it
and started reading the tending
After that, we chat for a little bit,
things got friendly between us
I then gathered my courage,
And ask if she would go out with me...
she said that she sees me only as a friend.
so she kindly rejected it.
I found out from some of our mutual friends
that Tomorrow ,
she' s taking a bus
to meet up with her ex. ..
he lives in a different town,
and she gonna stay there for a week..
No pictures or words can describe how
****** I am feeling now. _
here' s a happy dog >
Luck was never my friend,
but I didn' t realize it hated me so much.
Tomorrow is MY birthday..
Sorry funnyjunk it took so long,
it wasn' t easy for me to type this out.
T want to thank you all for spending time
to read my two posts,
re means a lat to me.
Sorry T let you all down.
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Submitted: 08/15/2011
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#97 - MusicKid (08/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#3 - Flail (08/15/2011) [+] (4 replies)
You didnt let us down, That cunt of a girl did. Cheer up mate.....
#20 - shnead (08/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Sadly, once again, money and and the material worth of things trump thoughtfulness and meaning.

#126 - darkghost (08/16/2011) [-]
I feel for you, bro.

Here is my rendition of what her ex looks like.
#15 - yumeakumu (08/15/2011) [-]
shes missing out :(
shes missing out :(
#115 - kungfufreak ONLINE (08/16/2011) [-]
those flowers will eventually wilt, that painting will always be there reminding her of your feelings, one day she'll notice it as if it were the first time she laid eyes on it and realize when she was young she made a terrible mistake.

my deepest sentiments good sir
#16 - habalack (08/15/2011) [-]
get the ex-bf.
get the ex-bf.
#385 - snuffleuphagus (08/16/2011) [+] (5 replies)
me when i read "she hates flowers"
#690 - ThisxGuy (08/16/2011) [-]
I know this is going to suck to hear, but trust me on this. It's good that this happened. Yes it hurts like a ******* cactus being shoved through your urethra but you manned up and did it. Because of this, you won't live the rest of your life just admiring her from a distance daydreaming what would happen if your were to ask her out. Because of this, you can now move on and focus on other girls without always thinking about this girl in the back of your mind. Although you will feel ****** for a while. In the end, this will be worth it. Remember, you had the balls to do this once. So you can always do it again. Except next time it WILL work. Best of luck to you mate. Have a good night.
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#147 - thisitesux (08/16/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#121 - Sootypoorrat (08/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Let me tell you something friend, You've got balls. You had the courage to get it out there. You will get no less than the best some day.
#4 - limey (08/15/2011) [-]
dude, this 						********					 has been pulled on us funnyjunker guys a million times and more, i wont say not to worry, because of course you will, the important thing is that soon you will get over it and find yourself someone else who would cherish a gift like that forever, i believe in you!  
may mein führer be with you!  
this is what she deserves  
dude, this ******** has been pulled on us funnyjunker guys a million times and more, i wont say not to worry, because of course you will, the important thing is that soon you will get over it and find yourself someone else who would cherish a gift like that forever, i believe in you!

may mein führer be with you!

this is what she deserves
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#671 - smilingpyro (08/16/2011) [-]
this post gave me a feel
#482 - omicron (08/16/2011) [-]
You didn't let us down, bro... she let us down.
#1687 - shinypikachu (08/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#1555 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Wow. Okay. I'm one of those people that usually never leaves a comment, but this is different.
Now, I'm a chick (pic related because I like to put a face with who I'm talking to herpderp camwhore), and I think that the things you did for this girl are just amazing. I consider myself a semi-decent artist with drawing, and the painting you made after only TWO WEEKS is ******* astonishing. Hell, even the handwriting was kickass awesome. I don't give a **** how "socially awkward" someone is, if they care to do something to show they really care, especially something challenging like learning how to paint in two ******* weeks, then of course they deserve me. Hell, I'd question whether or not I deserve THEM.
TL;DR, you did an amazing thing. I understand that you feel bad about the rejection, but I urge you to get over it. If she can't understand the amount of work you put into this to show you care for her, then I can only imagine the rest of the relationship wouldn't be happy for you (she'd probably nag about how you don't do enough. What a bitch).
I hope you find a girl who deserves the lengths that you go to, and that returns that love in a way that makes you happy. You really ******* deserve it, and don't let ANY bitch make you feel otherwise.
I know I'm not the prettiest thing ever, but certainly not the worst. I don't show myself to get comments, but just so you know that someone with decent appearance is in your future. Hopefully with bigger tits.
Have a good day.
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