The hyphen. Oh god the hyphen. - #27470214 added by esunaproxy at Guess the browser

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(08/16/2011)[-]

1. Firfox-Takes the good from all the browsers with nonwe of the speed or power of them, and a **** ton of add-ons allowing support and power yet it still seems to run slower and crash occasionally

2. Chrome-Takes copies from other browsers and names them something "Cool" so that they seem original when in fact it's a ploy to spy on your browsing habits and allow them to target better advertisments for everyone who uses them (Read: Legal Harmless Spyware)

3. Opera-First to use "Tabs and private browsing" yet so unknown that it is near Obscurity does not have excellent java support so some things such as embedded videos on IMDB won't work until the owner or opera decides to fix such things, carries addons to make it more user friendly however does not need to be closed or restarted to install them and make them functional.

4. Safari: The Apple-Heads internet explorer. 'nuff said

5. Internet Explorer- Quite possibly the worst browser in existance no default protection and being SO intergrated into the OS it's the first thing to cause OH **** to happen, very prone to crashing mostly used to download browsers 1-3.

#164 to #152 - levrx

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(08/16/2011)[-]

Safari doesn't crash (though it does rarely) like internet explorer though and it's faster, in my experiences.

#154 to #152 - esunaproxy

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(08/16/2011)[-]

Apple Heads actually prefer Opera, where do you think they get their ideas from?

#156 to #154 - Luni

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(08/16/2011)[-]

Yet every iphone user I know of, and apple head I know of uses safari. Just like most of the Windows fans use browser 1 or 2.

#158 to #156 - esunaproxy

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(08/16/2011)[-]

Most iPhone users I know use Opera for iPhone(I know I do), most iPhone users I don't know are apple die-hards who'd give a bj to anything apple makes even if it was apple herpes.

#162 to #158 - FuckYouFatBen

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(08/16/2011)[-]

But Macs and other Apple products come with Safari. That's what he meant by "Apple heads Internet explorer" Like how we get internet explorer as a default and use it to download things like chrome (Even though they are spying on us)

Mac users get Safari as a default and use it to download opera..

Well that's what i think he means..

#166 to #162 - esunaproxy

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(08/16/2011)[-]

The hyphen. Oh god the hyphen.

#167 to #166 - FuckYouFatBen

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(08/16/2011)[-]

Sorry but i touch type while looking at TV so my finger just does things that are ungrammatical.

#175 to #167 - esunaproxy

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(08/16/2011)[-]

No I mean the hyphen he used discounts your theory.

#177 to #175 - FuckYouFatBen

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(08/16/2011)[-]

Oh well this is quite embarrassing

#159 to #158 - Luni

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(08/16/2011)[-]

AHAHAHA thumb for you. Personally I use opera. Not to sound like a hipster but it's faster then Google Chrome doesn't have it's spyware, and has add-ons like Firefox without it's slow speeds. as well as a free **** ton of other features like mouse gestures and instant mouse zoom and just the overall GUI is to my liking =P

#153 to #152 - anon id: 65f02986

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(08/16/2011)[-]

thumb for you. Even though you did not do Chrome justice.

It's used simply because it's fast. People are impatient, who the **** wants to sit around waiting for something to buffer for even one second longer than they have to?

#155 to #153 - Luni

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(08/16/2011)[-]

Then use opera. Tabbed browsing, incognito mode, no passive spyware, and the same UI (Since chrome robbed it from them) sure you can't IMDB trailers... but who does anyway?!

#157 to #155 - Luni

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(08/16/2011)[-]

Plus opera has a built in turbo feature =3