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Sometimes my friends and I like to play sports and then hang out afterwards,
but I feel uncomfortable the whole time because I' m drenched in sweat.
W, I came up with an idea for bringing a refreshing shower with me wherever I go.
THE SUPPLIES
All you need for your portable shower are an empty container
usually I use a dip or cream cheese size plastic tub),
a bottle of shower gel, and water.
STEP ONE
the container up a third of the way with water and squeeze out a
couple squirts of = wash.
STEP TWO
Stir that bitch PI
STEP THREE
Stick the container in the freezer until the contents are frozen.
Optional Step thaw some meat and eat it while
you wait)
Once the soapy water E frozen, add another = of just water.
Be sure to leave enough room for the ice to expand.
STEP FIVE
MESS -
Put the container into a cooler with some gatorade or beer or
some **** while you' re sporting.
when you' re ready to rinse, pop the shower block out of the tub
just as you would ice from an ice cube tray. The lower bluish layer
will be soapy, while the upper translucent layer will be pure ice.
STEP SIX
Lather up with the blue side, then rinse off with the clear side.
Enjoy your refreshing, ablution while your friends fewer
in their own sweat. Drink the aforementioned beers feel awesome.
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#22 - gangsterific (08/15/2011) [+] (30 replies)
#32 - gangsterific (08/15/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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#175 - moortuse ONLINE (08/15/2011) [-]
To the Sperm Bank.
#37 - joeltroll (08/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
lol, the kid called his mom even though she was having a busy day at work.
User avatar #4 - gravevomit (08/15/2011) [-]
try a shower
#220 - raptorice (08/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#51 - axlsummer (08/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
this even beats the urinal 						****					 machine !!!
this even beats the urinal **** machine !!!
#341 - funnyisntjunk (08/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#576 - DerekZoolander (08/15/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#11 - Shmuck (08/15/2011) [-]
seems like that would be easy to drop......
seems like that would be easy to drop......
User avatar #313 - turkeysnake (08/15/2011) [-]
Feel too embarrassed to ask friend to use shower.
Engineer concealed shower.
User avatar #326 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (08/15/2011) [-]
This whole process seems kinda gay. Who's afraid of a little sweat?
#325 - jacksparojr (08/15/2011) [-]
this is the greatest invention ever
#353 - mastashortie (08/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#500 - musefan (08/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#885 - spongebobsquarehat (08/15/2011) [-]
THATS BETTER THAN MY 						*******					 IDEA  
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THATS BETTER THAN MY ******* IDEA
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