she has a point. I got this via email so don't know where its from. Congressman was seated next to a little girl en an airplane when he turned to her and said,  congress cows girls point at You and laugh stomach
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she has a point

I got this via email so don't know where its from

Congressman was seated next to a little girl en an airplane
when he turned to her and said, 'Lees talk. I' heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her
book, closed it slowly and said to the tital stranger, 'What
would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don' t know,' said the
congressman. 'How about global warming or universal health
care', and he smiles smugly. OK, t she said. 'Those could be
interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse,
a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer
excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass. “Thy do you suppose
that is?' The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl' s
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hamm, I have
idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel
qualified to discuss global warming er universal health care
when you don' t know **** ?
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User avatar #6 - CameronLucas (03/06/2010) [+] (28 replies)
If Con is the opposite of Pro, then I guess...

*puts on glasses*

Congress is the opposite of Progress.

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

User avatar #116 - PedoBearIsHere (03/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Which flight was this?
#7 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/06/2010) [+] (15 replies)
BITCH GOT OWNED
User avatar #42 - Lawliett (03/06/2010) [+] (31 replies)
looks like he was from oklahoma...

*based on how many thumbs down i get, that's how many oklahomans use fj
User avatar #105 - PedoBeaver (03/07/2010) [+] (7 replies)
A little girl you say?
User avatar #5 - PirateMatey (03/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Thank you, little girl.
These are the people who decide what to do with our money :D hahaha.. ha..

No seriously, the road by my place has been repaved every year for three years for no purpose...... they're ******* retarded lol
User avatar #30 - ThatsMyJizz (03/06/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Wow. The answer is so ******* obvious it's not even funny. The horse hardly is able to digest the grass and extract nutrients and thus ***** it out. The cow is able to (relatively) easily digest the grass and the deer is able to extract many
User avatar #34 to #31 - WolfgirllrigfloW (03/06/2010) [-]
I wish you would do the exact same thing your avatar does. Right now.
User avatar #1 - MachDialUp (03/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Wow, owned on a level of such epicness.
User avatar #69 - Grimster (03/07/2010) [-]
epic win
User avatar #4 - Fwimble (03/06/2010) [-]
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
#83 - GISteve **User deleted account** (03/07/2010) [-]
Well you see the digestive track of a deer... Well... um. The anus of a cow is... Crap. I guess I really don't know **** . Well that sucks.
User avatar #28 - ScruffytheJanitor (03/06/2010) [-]
Heard it before, but still worth the post, as I can see most of you haven't heard it before.
#130 - anonymous (03/07/2010) [+] (4 replies)
**anonymous rolls 115** if there are doubles, i will do the next thing someone tells me
User avatar #132 to #130 - xxCrimsonRythmxx (03/07/2010) [-]
Your mother.
+4
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User avatar #88 - AthenaG (03/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**AthenaG rolls 3** the length of Justin Beiber's dick in inches.
OH WAIT A SECOND
#85 - chrispopsatop (03/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
each animals eats different amounts of grass so there divjesive tracks reacts different?......hell i dunno i can't even spell
User avatar #63 - DeadpoolWontShutup (03/07/2010) [-]
Give that girl a medal, she just won the goddamn Internet.
User avatar #156 - ROFLCOPTERR (03/07/2010) [+] (3 replies)
If Con is the opposite of Pro, then I guess...
*puts on glasses*
Congress is the opposite of Progress.
YYEEEEAAAAAHHHH
User avatar #163 to #156 - CameronLucas (03/07/2010) [-]
You loser. I said that below, and you copied me.
User avatar #94 - vititor (03/07/2010) [+] (1 reply)
everybody talks about **** without knowing **** , thats why the world is ****** .. also why politics is ****** ...
User avatar #91 - secretagent (03/07/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**secretagent rolls 264,508,194** wow best joke i've heard in a while. It's just a joke ppl why u all gotta be talking **** . lol.
User avatar #95 to #93 - displeasedbadger (03/07/2010) [-]
GTFO
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