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I'm a superhero, but no spandex

Top 150! I couldn't have done this without a little hip hop,
Hippie to the hippie,
the hip, hip a hop,
and you don't stop,
a rock it to the bang bang boogie,
say, up jump the boogie,
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

Se there' s this girl I like and T.
had an ts gs ts a
senders she was at.
Stet} time, strap in
mother ******* .
with seme my Friends {including my bags are comepletely dead trom
n my Hay tn the Water min I 56% she has tears in her eyes and she
he sex goddess and she' s terrified said some guy jug: came up and
T up ) her and acked What started grabbing her and putting
his hands down her pants,
l asked her what the guy leaked
like and we started walking around
assking tog him.
I walked up to him and said I
think it' s time fer yen ts leave
buddy.
We iand him and he' s ******* with
anither girl. New I sheild mention
I' m 6' 5 and E' m a little under 200
pounds es I' m net tiny.
His exact wards were " **** You Etta rs. said "Oh, ls that right!?"
regest. It' s a tree sentry." '
And I punched him in the fate and
knacked him ant.
Oh I' M nose daking the 5!! She lives up to her nickname. in
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Submitted: 08/14/2011
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#25 - mr skeltal (08/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #26 - Mahazama (08/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
if this is true, i'm glad to hear a fellow funnyjunky getting some pussy and the life.
if you're lying, **** you and your couch.
******
#62 - salai (08/15/2011) [-]
#53 - iAmAWizard (08/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#57 to #55 - btbhead (08/15/2011) [-]
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#49 - Tiddlewink (08/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"So I hit the guy and now I'm dating the sex goddess...she lives up to her name if you were wondering"
#39 - Blaaah (08/15/2011) [-]
got tired after 30 minutes man? ಠ_ಠ, i jump so much at concerts that i became a cactus



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#32 - mr skeltal (08/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolls 6** 6
#10 - rugbyging (08/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#7 - aappa (08/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#31 - mrgoodbunny (08/15/2011) [-]
Yeah right.
User avatar #52 - kingofish (08/15/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I am starting to get enough of all this "true" story's that aren't funny or good or anything. There all ********
User avatar #56 to #54 - interhacker (08/15/2011) [-]
THEY'RE for **** sake pay attention in English class.
#38 - dreamcast (08/15/2011) [-]
just because i feel like it. 10 years from now i will retell your story on a random website and see if you notice. that is how epic you are.
#27 - shingtastic (08/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm still waiting for the punch line.
#48 - iamthesea (08/15/2011) [-]
That's so awesome. I wish I was as awesome as you.
#19 - Ninja X (08/15/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Story was good but...

"And now, I'm totally dating this really hot bitch! It's awesome guys, I have the best and hottest girlfriend ever!"
#17 - thatlonghairguy (08/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This sounds like the most gay concert ever
+3
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#64 - semisane (08/15/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#69 to #67 - byobgraffpro (08/29/2011) [-]
dude frank i didnt know you were a funnyjunker, 						*****					 funny bro
dude frank i didnt know you were a funnyjunker, ***** funny bro
User avatar #51 - professorbag (08/15/2011) [-]
**professorbag rolls 792,997,055** ****
#1 - coconutvengence (08/14/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**coconutvengence rolls 2** 4.
User avatar #3 to #1 - benedicto (08/14/2011) [-]
**benedicto rolls 0**
User avatar #28 - sweetnothings (08/15/2011) [-]
if this actually happened then you sir are a hero and as a woman i greatly appreciate your actions. so kudos and thumbs
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