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I'm a superhero, but no spandex. Top 150! I couldn't have done this without a little hip hop, Hippie to the hippie, the hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a ro

Top 150! I couldn't have done this without a little hip hop,
Hippie to the hippie,
the hip, hip a hop,
and you don't stop,
a rock it to the bang bang boogie,
say, up jump the boogie,
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.

Se there' s this girl I like and T.
had an ts gs ts a
senders she was at.
Stet} time, strap in
mother fuckers.
with seme my Friends {including my bags are comepletely dead trom
n my Hay tn the Water min I 56% she has tears in her eyes and she
he sex goddess and she' s terrified said some guy jug: came up and
T up ) her and acked What started grabbing her and putting
his hands down her pants,
l asked her what the guy leaked
like and we started walking around
assking tog him.
I walked up to him and said I
think it' s time fer yen ts leave
buddy.
We iand him and he' s fucking with
anither girl. New I sheild mention
I' m 6' 5 and E' m a little under 200
pounds es I' m net tiny.
His exact wards were "Fuck You Etta rs. said "Oh, ls that right!?"
regest. It' s a tree sentry." '
And I punched him in the fate and
knacked him ant.
Oh I' M nose daking the 5!! She lives up to her nickname. in
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #26 - Mahazama
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if this is true, i'm glad to hear a fellow funnyjunky getting some pussy and the life.
if you're lying, **** you and your couch.
******
#66 to #26 - youngfreckle
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User avatar #68 to #66 - Mahazama
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aaand your grandma's plastic
#62 - salai
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#53 - iAmAWizard
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#55 to #53 - youngfreckle
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#57 to #55 - btbhead
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#65 to #57 - youngfreckle
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#49 - Tiddlewink
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"So I hit the guy and now I'm dating the sex goddess...she lives up to her name if you were wondering"
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#39 - Blaaah
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got tired after 30 minutes man? ಠ_ಠ, i jump so much at concerts that i became a cactus



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#10 - rugbyging
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#7 - aappa
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**** yes.
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#32 - anon id: edf0e6eb
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**anonymous rolls 6** 6
User avatar #42 to #32 - onkii
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**onkii rolls 0** 3
#33 to #32 - theyugokid
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#31 - mrgoodbunny
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Yeah right.
User avatar #52 - kingofish
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I am starting to get enough of all this "true" story's that aren't funny or good or anything. There all ********
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User avatar #56 to #54 - interhacker
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THEY'RE for **** sake pay attention in English class.
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#58 to #56 - btbhead
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.