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#176 - bipolarfurry
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(08/14/2011) [-]
walking to the bathroom in lowes. trying not to **** my pants i keep walking faster and faster. walking farts develope in mid store. make it to the bathroom pull down my pants and find a brown trail all the way down my leg and on my shoe. i apperently **** in lowes and it fell out of my pants in the isle. i smell like **** for the rest of the day. FML (i feel sorry for the guy sweeping that night)