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Response from prof:
Every year i attempt to boost my students‘ hnel
grades by. giving them this rel agilely simple exam
consisting of 100 True/ False questions from only 3
chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I
have taught Intro Communications 101 at this
institution l have never once seen someone score
below a 55 on this exam. Consequently, your score
of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought
the entire class average down a whole 8 points.
There were two possible answer choices: A (True)
and B (False). You chose C for all loo questions in
an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a
quarter ofthe answers. his as ifyou didn' t look at a
single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final
grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
May God have mercy on your soul.
Professor William Turner
PS. If all else fails, go with B from new on.
B is the new C.