Things in Dreams that are Impossible. 100% OC THIS IS NOT FOR LUCID DREAMING Thanks edit: Top 150? Awww Yeaa double edit: top 100? yes! triple edit: moar than 6
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Things in Dreams that are Impossible

100% OC THIS IS NOT FOR LUCID DREAMING Thanks
edit: Top 150? Awww Yeaa
double edit: top 100? yes!
triple edit: moar than 600 thumbs? oh yesh

Things in breams that are
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1, " run anywhere Jon either walk or you' re in slow motion
2. " light anything, you have the strength oi a marshmellow on ween
l " understand gravity
5. " hear yourself talking
It " wake uh when you want to
I " fuelling erease irom something for '
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Submitted: 08/13/2011
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User avatar #1 - immapatato (08/13/2011) [-]
FUCKING LOL'ED AT THE SECOND ONE.
#217 - ihasdjents (08/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**ihasdjents rolls 33**
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#26 - mysterymooseman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#139 - bigbenz (08/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
last night I had a dream where I was running uphill while fighting off the sound of my voice that kept explaining gravity to me and then I escaped and decided to wake up
#132 - mathnerds (08/13/2011) [-]
I once had a dream where I woke up from a dream but was still tired so I went back to sleep.
#98 - unclesirus (08/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one here who can't remember there dreams or know if they even dreamed at all
User avatar #4 - ReclusiveRainbow (08/13/2011) [+] (6 replies)
i hate in a nightmare when you scream or yell and it comes out in a whisper.... creepy
#194 - choppinczechJr (08/13/2011) [-]
I had a dream where I was fighting a hobo in the subway, and threw a punch and clocked him good. The next morning, I woke up with bloody knuckles and fat dent in the wall.

Pic unrelated.
+6
#219 - ihurtyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#25 - shawolman (08/13/2011) [-]
i always wake up before i have sex
#259 - anonymous (08/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I can never fly either. When I try i usually slide to the left, hit a wall, and then go straight up scrapping the wall till i hit the ceiling. Then I fall like a retarded pigeon.
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#187 - anonymous (08/13/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Belive it or not, I can actually conllort my dreams, as long as these two factors are working;
1.I am paying attention (which I usually am not)
2.I am not in a nightmare.( about 20% of my dreams are actually nightmares)

As long as these are true during my dreams, I am able to do anything I want.
(example: one dream I was at a camp and I could use any magic power I wanted, like summoning a ball of energy to destroy a camp building)
User avatar #195 to #190 - canadiancoffin (08/13/2011) [-]
i got a blowjob from harry potters sister then woke up and realized he did not have a sister
#115 - tehpwnrer (08/13/2011) [-]
I cant even fuck bitches in my dreams..
#207 - dimetrodondanya (08/13/2011) [-]
Once I dreamed I was a serial killer getting arrested, and I was like, "This would never happen, I'm an awesome serial killer."  So I pinched myself and couldn't feel anything.  I smiled and said "Awwrigght, I'm dreaming", then flew away to the dinosaur museum that miraculously popped up, where I floated around browsing fossils until I felt like waking up.  That was an awesome night.
Once I dreamed I was a serial killer getting arrested, and I was like, "This would never happen, I'm an awesome serial killer." So I pinched myself and couldn't feel anything. I smiled and said "Awwrigght, I'm dreaming", then flew away to the dinosaur museum that miraculously popped up, where I floated around browsing fossils until I felt like waking up. That was an awesome night.
#179 - benlazdude (08/13/2011) [-]
I once had a dream that I can run super fast and all the girls loved me
then some other fucker ran faster than me.
No one loved me
But then I woke up
Still no one loved me
#136 - anonymous (08/13/2011) [-]
Well you can Fuck something Best 8 hours ever
User avatar #133 - sgapetti (08/13/2011) [-]
Lol waking up is simples, not being able to yell for help is hell D;
User avatar #2 - grantika (08/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
The second one in so true! Every time i try to attack something/someone it feels like im covered in goo, and can't actually do any damage D:
User avatar #3 to #2 - navystone (08/13/2011) [-]
I had a dream i was fighting some guy and like i seriously couldnt hit for shit i even tried curb stomping then failed xD
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