Crazy Things Parents Text 3. Here's #3 as promised. This one is longer than the others. Hope you all enjoy!!! Edit: #4 added, funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/24788
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Crazy Things Parents Text 3

Here's #3 as promised. This one is longer than the others. Hope you all enjoy!!!
Edit: #4 added, funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2478884/Crazy+Things+Parents+Text+4/

canny Things Parents Texta: tam
Dad): happen if I
walked threath Sea Werid with a fishing
pale,
Mem}: I premise natte make yea a prisoner
sf azkaban slitherin my bed and put
year wand in my chamber sf secrets, i)
Mem}: serry sweeties Meanswer dad!
Me}: mem. I even need tell yea hew
terrible yea are at seating?
Dad): Yea there?
Ille): Yes, hey dad
Dad): Step answering! I have samething
sexy say ts year Mather and I san' t say it
keep answering!
Me}: Well, Step testing me and text mem...
Dad): Hey sweety, Flaw is year day gaing?
Me}: amm alright. dst been in the library all
Dad): Just drink smart water and eat nerds
sandies the night befire a test instead sf
studying,
Dad): My dreams were shattered years age.
Me}: Flaw many years age’?
Dad): Hew eid are Yau'?
Me}: We san' t be related. I bet I' m really net
years and yea me when Iwas
a baby,
Mem}: Kidnap is sash a streng ward, I
prefer surprise adaption...
Ille): Creme en DAD!! I! Let' s hang eat 3
Dad): Iden' t have ts hang outwith yea... I
den' t e'en like yea.
Me}: I have desided Iwant sausages fer my
birthday instead sf a big sake
Mem}: Sen I have seme the
that cupcakes are just gay muffins,,, are yea
trying ts tell me soomething?
Dad): Iwill get en and play Black Dpe with
yea... and I premise I' ll betterthan
last time.
Ille): Well, I hape yea deliver en the premise
Dad): Just sail me the mailman
hhe): why' sthat'?
Dad): because I always deliver, just ask
year mem.
Me}: Yea den' t like mem' s either?
Dad): ******** hate they leek like
the incredible hacks pubes
Me}: Se yea knew whe my real parents
are?
Dad): Seme tee religious fer
an aberdeen but net religious enaugh ta keep
her legs chattily after marriage
Dad): What are yea daing taday'?
Me}: I have renew my drivers Immense.
Dad): Let' s gs grab seme beers first! If
yea' re drunk in the picture and yea get
pulled everwer DUI, the seps will ********** s
just hew yea always leek.
Mem}: whatdja Henry say when yea deid
him that he need return year mews back
asap?
Mem}: Well yea tell him that year mem deid
yea ts never put small things in year meath.
Me}: Snapple Fast: Cranberries are started
fer ripeness by bdancing them.
DAD): Same fer beebs.
Dad): Den' t listen ts your mem. the way
a man' s heart is NOT threath his stomach...
That' s abeit " inches tee high,
Dad): Well sweetie yea are 32 and havent
had a boyfriend fer years.
DAD): sees? FDR MAKING YOU YELL
LIF) HEDDI
Dad): If I in any way shape er
farm, please sentace me at
sem
IVE): I' m bringing sexy bask (;
Dad): I' m quite sure meurthe reasen sexy
left.
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Submitted: 08/11/2011
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#31 - cleverguy (08/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
These are stolen and unoriginal.
#2 - theswitch (08/12/2011) [-]
Awesome comp.
#3 - yournewdad (08/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
******* BRILLIANT!
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#7 - oshkoshbigosh (08/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I shat my pants.
+34
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#45 - franticorb (08/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Bloody Brilliant.
#73 - anonymous (08/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
WIN
#11 - ariasaur (08/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#53 - properdropout (08/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#20 - anonymous (08/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#16 - schmackadoodle **User deleted account** (08/12/2011) [-]
What has been seen

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User avatar #26 - yojo (08/12/2011) [+] (25 replies)
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User avatar #62 - Marker ONLINE (08/12/2011) [-]
The dreams one - Fairly Odd Parents
The DUI one - Family Guy
#90 - SimpleSimpleton ONLINE (08/12/2011) [-]
very funny guys.
+5
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#94 - howaboutokay (08/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i thumbed it for the hulk pup one i laughed so hard XD
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