Crazy Things Parents Text 3
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Dad): happen if I
walked threath Sea Werid with a fishing
Mem}: I premise natte make yea a prisoner
sf azkaban slitherin my bed and put
year wand in my chamber sf secrets, i)
Mem}: serry sweeties Meanswer dad!
Me}: mem. I even need tell yea hew
terrible yea are at seating?
Dad): Yea there?
Ille): Yes, hey dad
Dad): Step answering! I have samething
sexy say ts year Mather and I san' t say it
Me}: Well, Step testing me and text mem...
Dad): Hey sweety, Flaw is year day gaing?
Me}: amm alright. dst been in the library all
Dad): Just drink smart water and eat nerds
sandies the night befire a test instead sf
Dad): My dreams were shattered years age.
Me}: Flaw many years age’?
Dad): Hew eid are Yau'?
Me}: We san' t be related. I bet I' m really net
years and yea me when Iwas
Mem}: Kidnap is sash a streng ward, I
prefer surprise adaption...
Ille): Creme en DAD!! I! Let' s hang eat 3
Dad): Iden' t have ts hang outwith yea... I
den' t e'en like yea.
Me}: I have desided Iwant sausages fer my
birthday instead sf a big sake
Mem}: Sen I have seme the
that cupcakes are just gay muffins,,, are yea
trying ts tell me soomething?
Dad): Iwill get en and play Black Dpe with
yea... and I premise I' ll betterthan
Ille): Well, I hape yea deliver en the premise
Dad): Just sail me the mailman
hhe): why' sthat'?
Dad): because I always deliver, just ask
Me}: Yea den' t like mem' s either?
Dad): Ifucking hate they leek like
the incredible hacks pubes
Me}: Se yea knew whe my real parents
Dad): Seme tee religious fer
an aberdeen but net religious enaugh ta keep
her legs chattily after marriage
Dad): What are yea daing taday'?
Me}: I have renew my drivers Immense.
Dad): Let' s gs grab seme beers first! If
yea' re drunk in the picture and yea get
pulled everwer DUI, the seps will chinkshit' s
just hew yea always leek.
Mem}: whatdja Henry say when yea deid
him that he need return year mews back
Mem}: Well yea tell him that year mem deid
yea ts never put small things in year meath.
Me}: Snapple Fast: Cranberries are started
fer ripeness by bdancing them.
DAD): Same fer beebs.
Dad): Den' t listen ts your mem. the way
a man' s heart is NOT threath his stomach...
That' s abeit " inches tee high,
Dad): Well sweetie yea are 32 and havent
had a boyfriend fer years.
DAD): sees? FDR MAKING YOU YELL
Dad): If I in any way shape er
farm, please sentace me at
IVE): I' m bringing sexy bask (;
Dad): I' m quite sure meurthe reasen sexy