Crazy Things Parents Text 2
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strange men in the heear'?
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a new tub
Mem}: Bring veer new boyfriend everwer
dinner I wantto meet him
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new sboyfriend? Have we been spying en
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status every ac mine Ident have spy en
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same advice that veer grandma gave me
when Iternet 18, She said "Susan, ifyou
wantto keep a man, we need be able
get his balls in veer uneath."
Dad): Ytour mem w stupid she put 2
quarters in her eare and said she was
listening ta tight
h/ ): Shela veer wife.
Dad): Tee che
Ille): Where are we guys'???
Dad): The BAH.
Me}: What we guys never tout!
DAD): Veer mather and I are geing
an then we are geing sttop by
veer reem all drunk in the middle m the
night. just w we knew hew Neale...
Me}: Iwant ice cream,,,
Dad): Well I can put ice around my balls
and we can cream!!
Dad): Why the m cit are we reading veer
mem' a mane’?
Me}: Trust me never again.
Mem}: I natte make we a prisioner
taf ifyou slitherin my bed and put
veer wand in my chamber tof secrets, i)
Nam}: sweetie! Meanswer dad!
Me}: men I even need tell we hew
terrible we are at sexting?