Crazy Things Parents Text 2. #3: Edit: Wow, top 10! First time ever. Thanks guys!! here it is. Crazy things Parents text ponies

Crazy Things Parents Text 2

Edit: Wow, top 10! First time ever. Thanks guys!!
here it is. Second crazythingsparentstext comp. Gonna try and go for more thumbs this time. Its my turn to be a thumb whore after doling out so many thumbs!!!
Edit: You guys have been awesome. #3 coming up. Will post the link at the top of this.

Crazy Things Parents Text. 4: ern
h/ ): If I was in a meme. warld we ever
watch it?
Dad): I den' t watch gem.
IVE): Mem. whv are there a bench m
strange men in the heear'?
Mem}: Den' t resist them . thev
paid a geed price fer we
Mem}: . they' requst putting in
a new tub
Mem}: Bring veer new boyfriend everwer
dinner I wantto meet him
hhe): What? Haw we knew I have a
new sboyfriend? Have we been spying en
Mem}: Haney when we update
status every ac mine Ident have spy en
MDM}: Enthuse- is tolly my ascend faverite
type tof -asm i)
Mem}: Well, I guess I ahould give we the
same advice that veer grandma gave me
when Iternet 18, She said "Susan, ifyou
wantto keep a man, we need be able
get his balls in veer uneath."
Dad): Ytour mem w stupid she put 2
quarters in her eare and said she was
listening ta tight
h/ ): Shela veer wife.
Dad): Tee che
Ille): Where are we guys'???
Dad): The BAH.
Me}: What we guys never tout!
DAD): Veer mather and I are geing
an then we are geing sttop by
veer reem all drunk in the middle m the
night. just w we knew hew Neale...
Me}: Iwant ice cream,,,
Dad): Well I can put ice around my balls
and we can cream!!
Dad): Why the m cit are we reading veer
mem' a mane’?
Me}: Trust me never again.
Mem}: I natte make we a prisioner
taf ifyou slitherin my bed and put
veer wand in my chamber tof secrets, i)
Nam}: sweetie! Meanswer dad!
Me}: men I even need tell we hew
terrible we are at sexting?
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User avatar #7 - chasskika (08/11/2011) [+] (4 replies)
anyone else just think that asm . org would be a great name for a porn site?
#9 to #7 - ghdht (08/11/2011) [-]
Unfortunately the American Society for Microbiology didn't like that idea.
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#16 - IamPinhead (08/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
That's what she snarfalarkus.
User avatar #37 - Aupego (08/12/2011) [+] (25 replies)
dubs decide my new trip name
User avatar #51 to #37 - gamestormftw (08/12/2011) [-]
**gamestormftw rolls 44** Myanusisswollen
#80 - dillonfritz (08/12/2011) [-]
<--- At the last one.
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#93 - jmitchy (08/12/2011) [-]
My god...
My god...
User avatar #86 - darthmaulman (08/12/2011) [-]
actualy if my girlfriend sexted me like that i would marry her
#75 - mrthelaxer (08/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#21 - gravitystereo (08/12/2011) [-]
these aren't legit.
#100 - samiscool (08/12/2011) [-]
sweet tit licking son of mary and joseph...
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