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Bellezwovf (08/12/2011) [-]
i will have a weapon (preferably a ray/gun form) that will shrink the size of male genitalia. with such device i can conquer the country and the world. The sheer power of a device that has the power to shrink a man slim jim.
ill be like "oh hi obama, let me become president" and he will be like "nahh not now" and then ill be all like "if u don't let me be president ill shrink your black presidential mayonnaise maker" and then he will be like "ohkay" then ill walk up to lady gaga and just blast him/her with my device. he/she will be soo pissed.
also i will go up to this douche bag steve and blast his gonads and they will also shrink in size. This will make my life so much better.
ill be like "oh hi obama, let me become president" and he will be like "nahh not now" and then ill be all like "if u don't let me be president ill shrink your black presidential mayonnaise maker" and then he will be like "ohkay" then ill walk up to lady gaga and just blast him/her with my device. he/she will be soo pissed.
also i will go up to this douche bag steve and blast his gonads and they will also shrink in size. This will make my life so much better.