Crazy Things Parents Text
Crazy Things Pa rents Texta: tarot
Mem}: DRUNK CANC) !
IVE): Please text me jayeti survive,
Mem}: LAND HIC) BITCH
me): I' m thinking w getting my lip pierced
Dad): Which petaflops?
Dad): Never knew with yeti
Me}: Thank ytou?
Dad): Came meet us by the fountain its
time yetis mather' a tired
Me}: Butthe sign aaye legend
this paintnet me finish this drink
Dad): My sign aaye " i bet yeti ean' t
drink" man up aen and chug
h/ ): Seriiously?
Mem}: Came ta my PlayStation and play
with my KEG! and make me wii
Mem}: Wheele that was fer your father
Videogame linga really turns him en!
Mem}: Have yeti clean ed yetis reem yet?
h/ ): Mem patience is a yerttle
Mem}: Ne hurrying the up and getting
your reem dean is a yerttle and patience is
soomething i dent have fer yeti.
DAD): Get that Cheesecake tee. It' s like
IVE): yeah, ejeculate sex in yetis
DAD): yeti witold knew all ,
whouldn' tatou mattingly ?
Dad): Any cute girls at the veneers'?
Me}: Umm yes weaking the reem making
eye ngangat: givith the het enaa.
Dad): Well yeti better turn those eye
hhe): Ahh tout I was
dating Sally tee
Dad): Deed... tell Sally
Dad): Because they will step up their game
cementing fer yeti. Sen w like
Me}: Hey Dad what' s up?
Dad): aretino in a car
blasting "Eye the Tiger" fer
hhe): I' m m happy I' m with
Dad): Believe me we are tee. We always
witold be a hecker.