Crazy Things Parents Text. Heres #2: I needed to spread the LOLZ. Too little funny left on  Crazy things Parents text my little ponies Pokemon

Crazy Things Parents Text

Heres #2:
I needed to spread the LOLZ. Too little funny left on funny junk. Lets see how far this makes it.
Edit: Wow, first top 200 ever! Thanks guys

Crazy Things Pa rents Texta: tarot
IVE): Please text me jayeti survive,
me): I' m thinking w getting my lip pierced
Dad): Which petaflops?
Dad): Never knew with yeti
Me}: Please?
Me}: Thank ytou?
Me}: Whattheh?
Mem}: Dyneema!
Dad): Came meet us by the fountain its
time yetis mather' a tired
Me}: Butthe sign aaye legend
this paintnet me finish this drink
Dad): My sign aaye " i bet yeti ean' t
drink" man up aen and chug
h/ ): Seriiously?
Mem}: Came ta my PlayStation and play
with my KEG! and make me wii
Me}: Seriously'?
Mem}: Wheele that was fer your father
Videogame linga really turns him en!
hhe): TMI
Mem}: Have yeti clean ed yetis reem yet?
h/ ): Mem patience is a yerttle
Mem}: Ne hurrying the up and getting
your reem dean is a yerttle and patience is
soomething i dent have fer yeti.
DAD): Get that Cheesecake tee. It' s like
ejeculate sex,
IVE): yeah, ejeculate sex in yetis
DAD): yeti witold knew all ,
whouldn' tatou mattingly ?
Dad): Any cute girls at the veneers'?
Me}: Umm yes weaking the reem making
eye ngangat: givith the het enaa.
Dad): Well yeti better turn those eye
***** inte
hhe): Ahh tout I was
dating Sally tee
Dad): Deed... tell Sally
Ille): Why?
Dad): Because they will step up their game
cementing fer yeti. Sen w like
Me}: Hey Dad what' s up?
Dad): aretino in a car
blasting "Eye the Tiger" fer
hhe): I' m m happy I' m with
Dad): Believe me we are tee. We always
witold be a hecker.
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Submitted: 08/10/2011
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#12 - xmenfan (08/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#15 - skleda (08/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**skleda rolls 88**
#1 - anonymous (08/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
This is actually the funniest thing I have ever seen anywhere on the internet.

Words cannot describe how hard I laughed at this.

I'm counting the number of ribs I broke right now.
User avatar #2 to #1 - Bullprick (08/11/2011) [-]
Soon as I get to work I will upload the second one.
User avatar #3 - NoMayorLikeBoris (08/11/2011) [-]
these are great, because they seem authentic, as opposed to the fake and gay smartphone posts.
#9 - skatehead (08/11/2011) [-]
MFW I read the Eye of the Tiger one
User avatar #5 - TitsYo (08/11/2011) [-]
User avatar #10 - Bullprick (08/11/2011) [-]
My favorite on this one is still the Land Ho Bitch! one.
#18 - thegoodjunk (08/11/2011) [-]
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#19 - pqlse (08/11/2011) [-]
"You would know all about that, wouldn't you my jungle fever daughter?"
User avatar #28 - tyrson ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Bedroom Capitalism is my new favorite phrase. Oh thank the gods, that joke was hilarious.
User avatar #28 - firstgen (08/14/2011) [-]
blasting encouragement with eye of the tiger is almost the pinnacle of begin awesome
#27 - caluchi (08/11/2011) [-]
10th one made me LOL
10th one made me LOL
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User avatar #21 - KwMclovin (08/11/2011) [-]
**KwMclovin rolls 8,155**
User avatar #14 - cosplayloony (08/11/2011) [-]
Go to cousin's house, last thing dad says to them. don't let him wake up with a hangover.
User avatar #11 - noperson (08/11/2011) [-]
I want to be a funny dad when i have kids.
#8 - bigmanblue (08/11/2011) [-]
eye of the tiger 1 go me
#4 - anonymous (08/11/2011) [-]
The eye of the tiger one is awesome.
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