how to. . .. remember what to do if you like and if you don't.. Jack - Telin: n it gently, put 2 fingers inside, f it' s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it' s wet
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remember what to do if you like and if you don't.

Jack - Telin: n it gently, put 2 fingers inside, f it' s wide use 3 fingers, make
sure it' s wet and rub up and dawn. Yep that' s new yeti wash a cup.
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User avatar #6 - LazyPuppy (03/05/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Anybody thought it was strange how his name was "Jack"?
User avatar #33 - RedchronicX (03/05/2010) [+] (7 replies)
It's all dirty, until the last words, obviously?
#38 to #33 - Womens Study Major (03/05/2010) [-]
No one likes you Meg.
User avatar #1 - Briesezwut (03/05/2010) [+] (7 replies)
why would you touch a cup gently?
#2 to #1 - BadArtist (03/05/2010) [-]
If it's fragile glass it might break otherwise
#67 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (03/06/2010) [+] (8 replies)
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine

I didn't know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it's all over now,
my first time...milking a cow.

User avatar #68 to #67 - IamSofaKingdom (03/06/2010) [-]
All i got from that was that you, for some reason, felt up a cow before you milked it. That is messed up.
#141 - omgtheykilledkenny (03/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
wow thanks, i havent been able to clean any of my cups since my wife moved away.
#122 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 853,629,958** Wow, thank God he cleared that up for me... I've been having trouble since the dishwasher broke...
#25 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (03/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
His last name must be Off.
User avatar #144 - kesley (03/06/2010) [-]
If it's 3 fingers wide, go get a new cup because that one's been used too much.
User avatar #129 - Teeba (03/06/2010) [-]
I prefer to lick around the inside, it seems a waste to rub it away without tasting it.
User avatar #61 - CaptainObviousMan (03/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
It almost sounded like he was talking about a vagina.
User avatar #82 - BlackOrchid (03/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Great... now every time I'm washing a cup I'm going to feel like a perv XD
#83 to #82 - Arabattak (03/06/2010) [-]
Arnt You a Dude ..Why would you wash a cup ...that's the woman's Job..
User avatar #142 - TacoMcBangBang (03/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
..Was I the only one who got just a bit turned on by that!? Dx
#115 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2010) [-]
i use a sponge
User avatar #145 - Fizzizist (03/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**Fizzizist rolls 070,689,652**
haha niice
User avatar #148 to #146 - Fizzizist (03/06/2010) [-]
*fap fap fap fap fap*
User avatar #139 - flunkorg (03/06/2010) [-]
You wrote "pussy" wrong
User avatar #133 - freenoobs (03/06/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i dont get it ?
#136 to #133 - Womens Study Major (03/06/2010) [-]
r u 12?
User avatar #95 - EpicWolf (03/06/2010) [+] (10 replies)
thanks god for that ahha, funy though cause thats how you finger girls and also how you wash cups, did anyone else get it? i got it i laughed a bit, but not to much, but still a laugh is a laugh, and i did give it a nice green thumbing
User avatar #110 to #95 - EpicWolf (03/06/2010) [-]
anal dweling!!!!! ......ok maby slightly anal dwelling
User avatar #81 - llcoolz (03/06/2010) [-]
his second name should be off
User avatar #78 - napolermo (03/06/2010) [-]
who knew that washing dishes turn people on??
User avatar #41 - south park (03/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**south park rolls 224,762,810** If this ends in 8, you just lost the game.
#42 to #41 - MrJizzy (03/05/2010) [-]
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