The origin of epic. . Hello. ladies ind I In here dodly. to exp! u how this innie clue to be. Many of you gay believe this is a photoshop image. This is not tru Shark velociraptor RPG
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The origin of epic

Hello. ladies ind
I In here dodly.
to exp! u how this innie
clue to be.
Many of you gay believe this is a
photoshop image. This is not true.
There is a long story behind this
image. and I' ll going to take the
tile to tell you it. N
h few years ago, there was a shark. who didn' t like being a shark. He felt
that sharks were thought of as, "monsters" and "freaks of the sea".
I dustman
try be
loved...
Now, being a shark. he' d obviously net a dolphin at sole point.
He knew dolphins were loved.
He decided. "Pl going to be a dolphin From now on!"
So he practised. and practised and practised Eventually. he learned how
to leap out of the water. inst like a dolphin!
Meanwhile. a fan of Jurrasic Park had devised a way to make his favourite
movie. cone true!
He had, using the methods in the film. recreated a real life velociraptor!
So. the government decided to take it away. in a helicopter. to an island in
the middle of the ocean.
It just so happened. that in a nearby location. there was a boat party being
held by sole armed drug dealers.
Hey. whats
that’!
Frrom, .
awesone!
Yeah!
Meanwhile. on the helicopter. the velociraptor had broken free and killed
everyone. Being clever and all, it opened the door and jumped out into the
ocean
Two things happen now:
Firstly. the drug dealers panic. Secondly. the shark notices this.
The shark decides. "I' ll save that
poor creature. that' s what a dolphin
would do!"
Shlongs’
selfesh’
The velociraptor. thrashing about because he can' t win (who knew?) grabs
hold of the BIG. It thinks. "sweet. an BHP. Tine to go bl-" ‘gurgle* 'elie.
Lucky for him, the shark gets to him in t
And the rest. " they sir. is
history...
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#5 - trumpetman (08/10/2011) [-]
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User avatar #2 - deltaforceadc (08/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
try to keep it shorter next time man
User avatar #4 to #3 - deltaforceadc (08/10/2011) [-]
most people, when they see a ton of text in at least one box, will just skip right there
#1 - brysonhussar (08/10/2011) [-]
this image sucks.
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