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Entering the Shower

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#24 - telestriation (08/11/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Here's what I do:  
  
Get in shower when it's nice and warm.  
  
Slowly (tiny turns every 30 seconds or so), I cool that motherfucker down until it's as cold as a witch's titties. Now, you may think "Well, cold is cold, but it's not that cold." FUCK YOU. I live out in the fucking sticks and subsist entirely off of well water. This well water is rather special. It's pumped from 450 goddamn feet beneath the surface of the earth. For those among you who live in the Not-USA, that comes to about 140 meters. Water pumped from that deep tends to be rather cold. As in, 50 degrees F (Not-USA units: Like 10 C).  
  
50 fucking degrees of highly efficient thermally conductive water, tearing away every last scrap of cold away from my prone, naked body. Start shivering like a motherfucker, nipples able to cut diamonds, and practically a woman at this point.   
  
Then I break out the motherfucking sandpaper and use that shit to scrub off the weakest dirt, leaving only the strongest dirt (me) behind.   
  
Blood coursing through numerous thousands of scrape wounds and into the drain, I turn off the shower, grab my goddamn towel, and step out, where the frigid air evaporates the water and takes even more heat away, leaving me a frozen shell of a man.  
  
  
That, motherfuckers, is how I shower.
Here's what I do:

Get in shower when it's nice and warm.

Slowly (tiny turns every 30 seconds or so), I cool that motherfucker down until it's as cold as a witch's titties. Now, you may think "Well, cold is cold, but it's not that cold." FUCK YOU. I live out in the fucking sticks and subsist entirely off of well water. This well water is rather special. It's pumped from 450 goddamn feet beneath the surface of the earth. For those among you who live in the Not-USA, that comes to about 140 meters. Water pumped from that deep tends to be rather cold. As in, 50 degrees F (Not-USA units: Like 10 C).

50 fucking degrees of highly efficient thermally conductive water, tearing away every last scrap of cold away from my prone, naked body. Start shivering like a motherfucker, nipples able to cut diamonds, and practically a woman at this point.

Then I break out the motherfucking sandpaper and use that shit to scrub off the weakest dirt, leaving only the strongest dirt (me) behind.

Blood coursing through numerous thousands of scrape wounds and into the drain, I turn off the shower, grab my goddamn towel, and step out, where the frigid air evaporates the water and takes even more heat away, leaving me a frozen shell of a man.


That, motherfuckers, is how I shower.
#26 - ClicheUsername (08/11/2011) [-]
I adjust the water temperature until it is to my liking and then get in like a fucking normal person.
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#183 - nilesg (08/11/2011) [-]
Like this.
#194 - recklessdesire (08/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
But i laughed.
#193 - wraithknight (08/11/2011) [-]
Fight the shower with pocket sand!
Fight the shower with pocket sand!
#6 - Aleafe (08/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#77 - scjake (08/11/2011) [-]
I shoop da shower.
#25 - lukasv (08/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#41 - itsdead ONLINE (08/11/2011) [-]
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#149 - kjbmobbn (08/11/2011) [-]
suck showers dick op?
#160 - iamnits (08/11/2011) [-]
*fixed
#117 - masterless (08/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #23 - WheresMyAccount (08/11/2011) [-]
1. Flush toilet
2. wait 30 secs
3. Crank up red faucet
4. Step in
5. ??????
6. Profit!









7. 3rd-degree burns
#102 - manirock (08/11/2011) [-]
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User avatar #90 - drhoffable (08/11/2011) [+] (86 replies)
fuck you, people died in the twin towers. its fucked up, i woulda thumbed up but u ruined it with that.

all u people who thumb me down are fucked up too. if you arent offended by the fact that fuckn towel heads killed us in our own god damn home then go die in a hole and light urself on fire to get a TASTE of what those people went through.
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#15 - RamboTrucker (08/11/2011) [+] (5 replies)
anybody else think dragon ball z?
#174 - stewpid (08/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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