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#24 - telestriation
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(08/11/2011) [-]
Here's what I do:  
  
Get in shower when it's nice and warm.  
  
Slowly (tiny turns every 30 seconds or so), I cool that ************ down until it's as cold as a witch's titties. Now, you may think "Well, cold is cold, but it's not that cold." **** YOU. I live out in the ******* sticks and subsist entirely off of well water. This well water is rather special. It's pumped from 450 goddamn feet beneath the surface of the earth. For those among you who live in the Not-USA, that comes to about 140 meters. Water pumped from that deep tends to be rather cold. As in, 50 degrees F (Not-USA units: Like 10 C).  
  
50 ******* degrees of highly efficient thermally conductive water, tearing away every last scrap of cold away from my prone, naked body. Start shivering like a ************, nipples able to cut diamonds, and practically a woman at this point.   
  
Then I break out the ************* sandpaper and use that **** to scrub off the weakest dirt, leaving only the strongest dirt (me) behind.   
  
Blood coursing through numerous thousands of scrape wounds and into the drain, I turn off the shower, grab my goddamn towel, and step out, where the frigid air evaporates the water and takes even more heat away, leaving me a frozen shell of a man.  
  
  
That, *************, is how I shower.
Here's what I do:

Get in shower when it's nice and warm.

Slowly (tiny turns every 30 seconds or so), I cool that ************ down until it's as cold as a witch's titties. Now, you may think "Well, cold is cold, but it's not that cold." **** YOU. I live out in the ******* sticks and subsist entirely off of well water. This well water is rather special. It's pumped from 450 goddamn feet beneath the surface of the earth. For those among you who live in the Not-USA, that comes to about 140 meters. Water pumped from that deep tends to be rather cold. As in, 50 degrees F (Not-USA units: Like 10 C).

50 ******* degrees of highly efficient thermally conductive water, tearing away every last scrap of cold away from my prone, naked body. Start shivering like a ************, nipples able to cut diamonds, and practically a woman at this point.

Then I break out the ************* sandpaper and use that **** to scrub off the weakest dirt, leaving only the strongest dirt (me) behind.

Blood coursing through numerous thousands of scrape wounds and into the drain, I turn off the shower, grab my goddamn towel, and step out, where the frigid air evaporates the water and takes even more heat away, leaving me a frozen shell of a man.


That, *************, is how I shower.
#127 to #24 - flyleafistheshit
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(08/11/2011) [-]
The sissy can't take a little cold well water? I grew up dirt poor. When I was about four the had a problem with a valve and we were getting dirty water. I was orange from bathing in dirt for three years of my life. Not bitching or anything though. :) But yeah well water is cold and it sucks.
#38 to #24 - batboybeall
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(08/11/2011) [-]
wut.
#28 to #24 - telestriation
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(08/11/2011) [-]
With the exception of the sandpaper, that's actually all legit.

My showers are torture.
User avatar #76 to #28 - unholycapsicum
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That's surprisingly like my showers, albeit like you said without the sandpaper.
Cold showers do wonders for waking up.
User avatar #120 to #76 - ningyoaijin
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I don't have a shower. To wake up in the morning I just scream and hit my head off of walls. Is that weird?
User avatar #264 to #120 - unholycapsicum
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Not as weird as other things on this site.
#26 - ClicheUsername
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(08/11/2011) [-]
I adjust the water temperature until it is to my liking and then get in like a ******* normal person.
#109 - nappa **User deleted account**
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#186 to #109 - trumpetman
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Comment Picture
User avatar #124 to #109 - SilverK
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The first thing I thought of was Rambo. Loved that movie.
User avatar #162 to #109 - facedodge
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(08/11/2011) [-]
A was going to do the same thing. glad I checked first. thumb for you....

black people...
#183 - nilesg
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(08/11/2011) [-]
Like this.
#194 - recklessdesire
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(08/11/2011) [-]
But i laughed.
#210 to #194 - nerdiebernie
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User avatar #219 to #210 - inglipbewithyou
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KILL IT WITH FIREEE
#203 to #194 - ahnoezbeez **User deleted account**
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#193 - wraithknight
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(08/11/2011) [-]
Fight the shower with pocket sand!
Fight the shower with pocket sand!
#6 - Aleafe
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#10 to #6 - forevercomics
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howdor looks like a vagina for a shower head
User avatar #11 to #6 - rilesjenkins
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(08/11/2011) [-]
theres a gif of this... i need it
#77 - scjake
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(08/11/2011) [-]
I shoop da shower.
#25 - lukasv
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#32 to #25 - BallTripper
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To be a real man, you shower in your own piss.

And then you drink it.
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#41 - itsdead
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