Plane Crash. Friend told me the joke, I made the comic x). The engines on a plane catch fire and explode A. woman suddenly stands up and Shouts: NO, I WILL NOT  like a woman should be treated
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Plane Crash. Friend told me the joke, I made the comic x). The engines on a plane catch fire and explode A. woman suddenly stands up and Shouts: NO, I WILL NOT

Friend told me the joke,
I made the comic x)

The engines on a plane
catch fire and explode
A. woman suddenly stands up and
Shouts:
NO, I WILL NOT DIE LIKE THIS!
IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO CAN
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AREAD, WOMAN
BEFORE I DIE?!‘
Everyone is silent...
But suddenly a tall, handsome
man stands up.
He slowly removes his
shirt to reveal his
muscular body, approaches
the and
whispers in her ear...
Here.. Tron this.'
Enrico
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#30 - techro
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Muscular body?
User avatar #175 to #30 - downwiththesicknes
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Thank god you circled his body, I never would have found it otherwise
#52 to #30 - yuukoku
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#84 - Idol **User deleted account**
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#100 - mrthelaxer
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so olly whats on the front page
#106 to #100 - EpicFacePalm
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(08/11/2011) [-]
IT'S A REPOST.
#105 to #100 - frotw
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#68 - darkor
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#172 - TheToxicDownfall
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My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
#173 to #172 - anon id: df6fb385
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then how do you know about it?
#176 to #173 - poutinesalad
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy
#187 to #172 - JohnBelushi
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Sweet jesus **** best movie
#193 to #172 - anon id: 02c16f65
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...then how do YOU know it happened? Really?

Unless, of course you were there? Or maybe this so-called "cousin" you're talking about, well... How should I put this? ...its a little closer to home, should we say?

C'mon now. You're among friends, here. You can tell us anything. We won't tell anyone. (Won't have to, it's the internet, after all.)

This "cousin" doesn't really exist, does he? Hmm?
#180 to #172 - TheJackle
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mallrats FTW!
mallrats FTW!
#2 - fibershark
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and then they died
and then they died
#32 - HolyArachnid
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.....and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside,
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died!
Except for me.....
You know why?

Because I had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position!
Had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position!
Had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position!
Had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright position!

AHA-HA-HAAAAAA, ah-ha-ha!
User avatar #33 to #32 - pikapi
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So i crawled from the twisted burning wreckage... Crawled on my hands and knees for three whole days
User avatar #34 to #33 - HolyArachnid
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Draggin' along my big leather suitcase, and my garment bag, and my tenor saxophone, and my twelve-pound bowling ball, and my lucky lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark.........snorkel!
User avatar #35 to #34 - pikapi
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Wacka wacka doo doo YEAH
#37 to #35 - sandexicutionist
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But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean
User avatar #38 to #37 - pikapi
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Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the AC
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door.
#39 to #38 - sandexicutionist
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Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything
User avatar #40 to #39 - pikapi
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So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
#43 to #40 - sandexicutionist
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So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
User avatar #44 to #43 - pikapi
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So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
#45 to #44 - sandexicutionist
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And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"

In Albuquerque!
Albuquerque!
User avatar #46 to #45 - pikapi
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Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
#47 to #46 - sandexicutionist
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So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"
#75 to #47 - bassmasterftw
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#128 - michaelsam
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I have heard this joke way too many times
#11 - rikkuidol
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retoast
#12 to #11 - enrybo [OP]
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I don't get how this is a repost O.o

Sure, the joke ain't original, but I made the comic

The same joke may have been on the frontpage before, I dunno D:
#143 - raineth
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Comment Picture
User avatar #145 to #143 - iaaron
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thats a lovely gif lol
User avatar #146 to #143 - noobkillo
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That is seriously scaring me!
#161 to #143 - jokersaysamuseme
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That is amazing dude.
User avatar #177 to #143 - squampa
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Woaaah. I even tested it. Don't look at the pic and wait until the time is up. Black and white.
#162 to #143 - tanglenose
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