The truth about your rival in Red/Blue. WE have been the assholes this whole time. <br /> And we didn't even know it.<br /> Click the picture to enl
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The truth about your rival in Red/Blue

WE have been the assholes this whole time. <br />
And we didn't even know it.<br />
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Anonymous 03/ 06/ 1 [l( Fri} 02: 13
In the original Pokemon , when you encounter your rival in Lavender Town he asks whether or net you know what it' s like to have one of your Pokemon die At this point in the
game, he no longer has the Raticate he used in previous battles.
Your rivers Raticate sustained serious injuries during your last rival encounter. Your rival was unable to rush it to the Pokemon Center in time. The real reason he is in Lavender Town is to
lay his deceased Pokemon to rest.
Despite this, your rival never outwardly tells you that you' re responsible for the death of his Pokemon. He hides his grief and instead channels that energy into motivation for his quest to
become Indigo League Champion. The death of his Raticate effectively steals your rival' s impish innocence. Although he tells he doesn' t blame you, he subconsciously holds a
horrible sense of resentment for you.
He swears on is Raticate' s grav that he will train hard.. -become better than you... and eventually make it to the Pokemon League,
Mere moments after becoming champion, he is defeated by you. He fulfilled his promise... but only for a painfully brief instant.
In the end, your rival is scolded by his grandfather while you receive his praise. During the course of the game, you effectively steal your rivals innocence, his championship, his dreams, and, ultimately, the love of his own
Grandfather.
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User avatar #133 - GrammarOne (03/05/2010) [-]
Now I feel like an asshole for naming him "Cockmonger"
User avatar #1 - Jakolantern (03/05/2010) [+] (10 replies)
.....................................damn....................i feel bad now :(
#32 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/05/2010) [-]
he deserved it.
because he's GARY ************* OAK
User avatar #20 - brinethechocobo (03/05/2010) [-]
LETS PLAY AGAIN!!
+4
#104 - Gyrrados **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #86 - cursormortis (03/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
So if you catch a ghost Pokemon in Lavender, could you have also stolen his Raticate?
User avatar #22 - InoxFY (03/05/2010) [-]
That's what he gets for choosing the starter type that would have an advantage against yours
User avatar #9 - NonCatholicPope (03/05/2010) [-]
**** just got real for a minute...

... And now it's gone. Time to play some old school GB
#112 - anonymous (03/05/2010) [-]
It's his radicate's fault for being a little bitch.
#103 - anonymous (03/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 495,291,919** If I roll 2 doubles, I suck my own dick while being molested by a horse.
#101 - anonymous (03/05/2010) [-]
DEAR GOD, PLEASE FORGIVE ME
#96 - MarquisIII (03/05/2010) [-]
oh and dont forget that his sitster had the hots for you and gave you his map that he forgot at home.
#84 - anonymous (03/05/2010) [-]
i named him 'Assface' and then when i'd beat him he would say "smell ya later." i laughed everytime
#28 - anonymous (03/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 7** <----- The size of my dick compared to my rival's ego
User avatar #31 to #28 - Falconer (03/05/2010) [-]
7mm
User avatar #121 - LoLgenerator (03/05/2010) [-]
I feel so bad. But how can i not laugh when i see Penis Oaks?
#116 - anonymous (03/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolls 658,006,511** if this ends in evens im going to **** my gf tommorw
User avatar #118 to #116 - DaCrazyOne (03/05/2010) [-]
well there goes another day of masturbating SUCKER :P
#75 - BlahYourHamster **User deleted account** (03/05/2010) [+] (11 replies)
If there's a blue waffle, is there a red waffles?
Why can't blood be blue?
Why doesn't this question stay on subject?
User avatar #82 to #76 - braydonbond (03/05/2010) [-]
False... blood is always red... If it's oxygen deprived, it is a darker red, where as if it is oxygen rich, it is a bright red. Veins only look blue through the skin, and on diagrams, the veins that are blue represent oxygen deprived blood. The reason they don't color the veins the correct color is that the 2 reds are too close together, and would make it confusing.
User avatar #43 - Cjtm (03/05/2010) [-]
Good, my rival was a dick!
User avatar #15 - NoJewsInHere (03/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i always played yellow the best pokemon game ever
User avatar #12 - TheDalton (03/05/2010) [-]
I feel like **** now...better!! *plays blue*
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