ITS GOOD TO BE A GUY

spots, wet dreams, awkwardly timed erections, sweating
and oh god the awkwardly timed erections

FIXED

Girls have it worse with periods. Guys get boners, which yeah, I understand can be embarassing. But they go away. Say a girl gets her period in class. not only is the class laughing at her, but unlike a boner, periods actually leave stains on the seat. And the rest of the day she has to go around school in the ugliest size 36XLLL pants made for the poster girl of walmart from the nurse's office while everybody stares at her like some sort of inhuman freak and, her parents have to pay to get a new fucking chair. But it's worse, because now nobody will sit 'that chair' and now everybody remembers her as 'Period Girl" ALL THROUGH SENIOR AND SOPHOMORE YEAR.

ASK ME HOW I KNOW.

We get boobs. Nuff said.

also random boners, the inability to look at any women without a dirty thought, voice cracks, and not being able to stop masturbating.

son gets hair on balls







hes having unprotected sex

I DO NOT HAVE PMS! >:O

what guys think about all the time.

the only bad thing is, us guys have an extreme urge to have sex all the fucking time.

We've had hair on our balls since 5th grade, catch up. Try random boners, voice cracking, social awkwardness, and SO MUCH MASTURBATION it's nothing short of a miracle that the human body could handle it.

And my voice cracks a lot.

But we get boobs, so it's worth it.

is balls another word for vagina?

You think you got it rough? We have to deal with you crazy bitches and your psychotic shit because we suddenly develop a powerful need to fuck every damn last one of you. Try that on for size. Fucking wish I was gay, everything would be so much simpler.

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