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#83
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N. Korean citizen (08/10/2011) [+]
(5 replies)
**anonymous rolls 00** dubs and the subway becomes roller coasters.
#9
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cannedvegitables (08/09/2011) [-] Story of an angry black man
>Sneak into amusement park with friends
>Friends suggest that we go on this giant roller coaster
>Am hesitant but eventually agree
>Right on the first drop I felt it
>The feeling that says "Oh god, I'm about to spew my shit"
>Throw up and the speed throws the vomit all over passenger behind me
>Hear "WHAT THE FUCK BITCH" and laugh while wiping puke off me
>Get off the coaster to see I had puked over a giant black dude
>He is a security guard who is off duty and sees that we don't have entrance tickets and says he will throw our asses out
>Say it is his fault for having such shitty security
>Angry black man:"You have five seconds to say your prayers and then I am gonna beat you into the ground"
>me:"Oh lord, please strike Shaqeul O'neal's ghetto brother dead"
>Angry black man: "THAT'S IT, YOU ARE DEAD"
>Run while friends are laughing and throw a couple of milkshakes I saw on a table which most likely pissed off the family but dammit there was no time for that
>Get to security and claim an insane man was on the loose who had previously started screaming and smearing shit all over himself
>Security see man with milkshake and puke all over him barreling towards me and tazers the shit out of him.
>Finds out I was lying and got an innocent man tazered
>Banhammered from amusement park
>Sneak into amusement park with friends
>Friends suggest that we go on this giant roller coaster
>Am hesitant but eventually agree
>Right on the first drop I felt it
>The feeling that says "Oh god, I'm about to spew my shit"
>Throw up and the speed throws the vomit all over passenger behind me
>Hear "WHAT THE FUCK BITCH" and laugh while wiping puke off me
>Get off the coaster to see I had puked over a giant black dude
>He is a security guard who is off duty and sees that we don't have entrance tickets and says he will throw our asses out
>Say it is his fault for having such shitty security
>Angry black man:"You have five seconds to say your prayers and then I am gonna beat you into the ground"
>me:"Oh lord, please strike Shaqeul O'neal's ghetto brother dead"
>Angry black man: "THAT'S IT, YOU ARE DEAD"
>Run while friends are laughing and throw a couple of milkshakes I saw on a table which most likely pissed off the family but dammit there was no time for that
>Get to security and claim an insane man was on the loose who had previously started screaming and smearing shit all over himself
>Security see man with milkshake and puke all over him barreling towards me and tazers the shit out of him.
>Finds out I was lying and got an innocent man tazered
>Banhammered from amusement park
#423
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capnkoolaid (08/10/2011) [+]
(1 reply)
I don't always LOL.
But when I do, it is 6:45 AM and I wake up my entire family.
But when I do, it is 6:45 AM and I wake up my entire family.
